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Author's Warning:- No great plot, just a light hearted attempt at a dialogue only piece. ****************************
'Excuse me, mam. Is this seat free?'
'Yes.'
'Do you mind if I join you?'
'I never say "no" to a gentleman.'
'You NEVER say "no"?'
'Well, very rarely.'
'Then, thank you.'
'You're welcome.'
'The bar normally this full?'
'Only when the Lions have a home game. That what brings you here?'
'No, I had business in town. . . Good day for a game though, warm without being stifling.'
'I suppose so. I hadn't noticed.'
'Do you come here often?'
'Please, spare me the tired old cliches.'
'All right then, what would you like me to say?'
'Something to please me.'
'You're very attractive.'
'That's better.'
'I like your hair. I'm the one man who doesn't prefer blondes.'
'Anything else?'
'Your lips are just ripe for kissing.'
'We'll have to see about that.'
'I wonder what they taste of.'
'Play your cards right and maybe you'll find out.'
'You fill that blouse most attractively.'
'Oh, you flatterer. Go on.'
'I can't see much else while you're sitting down.'
'There, how's that?'
'What gorgeous long legs.'
'And?'
'Do they go all the way up?'
'That's for you to find out.'
'Oh, happy the man you part them for.'
'I always do my best to please.'
'You're altogether delightful, dazzling and desirable.'
'So you want me?'
'I cannot deny it. This bulge says it all.'
'Looks serious. A case for emergency treatment?'
'It's becoming that way.'
'Right then, pay the bill. Let's go.'
'Your place or mine?'
'Neither, I'm a child of nature and you said it was warm.'
'If you say so. My wheels are over there.'
'Right. To the woods. To the woods. Take me to the woods.'
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'How about in amongst these trees?'
'If you say so. You're in charge.'
'Oh! That's nice to know.'
'Well it's part of the man's duties.'
'And what else is included?'
'Everything that turns me on.'
'Ah! You go ahead while I get a blanket from the car.'
'Don't keep me waiting.'
'Never. I'm yearning to feast on you.'
'Ooo, I love cannibals.'
'A bit of the rough, eh!'
'Not too barbaric. But not over gentle.'
'Here, I think this glade is what we want.'
'Ideal.'
'So let's get down to business.'
'You are in a hurry.'
'No, just hungry for you.'
'Hmm, that feels good. Nice shave, hot lips.'
'Time to release you from those rags.'
'What an original idea.'
'Keep still, woman, or I'll rip the buttons off.'
'Bras clip at the back. Wait, let me. . . . Ah, it feels good to let them breathe. . . Well, what do you think?'
'I think they're fantastic. Just as I like them, big and firm with long buds.'
'I thought you would. They're designed for male adoration.'
'I'll show you just how much I adore them.'
'Ah, that feels great. Knead me.'
'Oh, but I do.'
'No, knead me with your fingers.'
'They feel fantastic. What do they taste like.'
'Be my guest.'
'Mmmm. Peaches and cream.'
'And the other one?'
'Wait. . . Yes, strawberry fair.'
'Having big tits comes with a price, you know.'
'There are no free lunches.'
'So what are you going to pay for your's, fair sir?'
'Depends on how well you feed me, wench.'
'Oh, you won't go hungry. . . Isn't it time you removed my skirt?'
'I was going to get round to it, but I'm a bit busy right now.'
'Typical man, can't do two things at once.'
'But I am. It's these puppies I've got in my hands.'
'There, that's better. And my boots. Think you can cope with my thong?'
'Like that? My thanks to who ever invented stretch fabric. . . . Like the way you're shaved.'
'I used to be hairy, but I found a bare pussy is so much more sensitive.'
'Well then, I better attend to it. Knees further apart.'
'Mmm, why do I love having it licked?'
'I don't know. I've found every woman enjoys my tongue down here.'
'Promise of what is to come, perhaps. Higher, come higher.'
'Sure looks good.'
'Then eat.'
'Mmm, tastes great.'