Hey hey hey, how goes it you bunch of fucking perverts, gaping assholes, taint sniffers, jerkoffs, jizz guzzlers, pussy munchers, piss drinkers, hopeless romantics, total losers, happy boozers and jacuzzi users...
Here's the deal. The gist as it were. A little background to get everyone up to speed. Let's call me Carol. I like Carol. It reminds me of Christmas which I love and since its early December, it fits perfectly. I'm a five-ten, twenty-nine-year-old, redhead with a good figure, big tits, and a take no fucking shit attitude which isn't as bad as it sounds and is probably the main reason I've got to where I am today in this crapshoot they call life.
And where I am right now is head of finance at big city brokers, Morgan Credit Inc. How I got here is a long story but to cut that long story real short let's just say I've jerked, fondled, sucked, blown, swallowed, and fucked more cock than I care to remember and that doesn't include the amount of pussy I've gone down on to climb out of the gutter and up the career and social ladder. Everything is just one huge fucking shitshow. It's not what you know but who and everyone is a two-faced horny bastard or bitch when it comes to the real name of the game.
And the name of the game is sex.
You're either on the rollercoaster or not. Me, I'm a walking, talking, busty fuck toy who knows exactly how to use my assets to their best advantage. Look at me now. I'm Queen fucking Bee in a company full of crotch sniffing scum-sucking pigs and I am not ashamed to admit I've fucked a decent percentage of them in my time here.
What can I say? I love a length of cock. Midget dick. Small dick. Average dick. Slim dick. Fat dick. Big dicks and cunt destroying dicks. I've taken them all. Both up the caboose and garbage chute. Hell, I even let the kinky ones slap, swat, spank, belt, strap, cane, and whip my butt if it meant I got a promotion or a raise out of it. And that's just your regular bread and butter shit. Don't get me started on the really pissy stuff.
You see, I'm a game gal with a high sex drive and the sad puppies always come back for more. Even the married with kids dipshits. Those hopeless romantics who want to be my next big thing like they know what really makes me fucking tick.
You all know the type. Those dumb ass lying misogynistic motherfuckers and their bullshit egos who would bang their own grandmothers if they could make a buck out of it.
Fuck them. Fuck them all. I look after number one. I did what I had to do to get where I wanted to go and now I'm here I'm going to fuck shit up and do it my way. Nothing ventured nothing gained. Who dares fucking wins. This bitch has been there and done it all. Now I'm in charge and what I say goes. Bring it fucking on.
No wonder they call me Medusa.
But despite everything. Despite all of the fucking around and other shit I've gone through, nobody has managed to discover the one thing that really matters to me. The most important thing of all. Finding the key to the lock. The key which opens the door to my heart.
Which, to be brutally honest, sucks major donkey dick.
***
Nineteen-year-old Kenny from Procurement was a little pocket rocket.
We were in his apartment. In his bed. Fucking like bunnies after a night out on the town drinking and dancing which was just as pathetic as it sounds. But, hey, what's a cock hungry girl supposed to do to get her dick fix?
Procurement was hanging on real tight as I rode his average Joe like a pro. High ho fucking Silver and all that. I was facing away from him so he had a faceful of my fat ass that was slapping up and down on his crotch doing the locomotion. I glanced over my shoulder and saw he was red-faced and blowing hard.
"Don't you fucking come, dude," I warned him as I ground my clit against his pelvic bone. I was nowhere near ready to pop as I started to bounce up and down his stiff pecker faster and harder searching for the magic button.
Kenny was having a crisis. "But Miss. Peterson," he gasped as I forced my hungry puss puss down his average-sized noodle. "Shoot, I don't think I can hold it in much longer, I really don't!"
Oh, for Chrissakes. Give me a fucking break. As soon as he said it, I knew he was about to blow so like the good bad girl I am, I hopped off his dick, flipped around so that I was between his spread thighs and grabbed his throbbing penis.
He muttered a final "Oh Oh OH!" and I quickly dropped my mouth over his dick just as the spunk spurted from the purple head. Clamping my lips tight, I vacuum sucked the sperm out of each ball until they were both empty and when I was satisfied I'd swallowed the lot, sat back licking my lips as I rolled his jizz around my tongue savoring its bittersweet taste.
Not bad. Not bad at all. Pity there wasn't much of it but a girl can't have everything I guess.
My one night stand lay spread-eagled on his bed as I grabbed my short black dress and matching French panties as I bounced around his bedroom in just my black stockings and suspenders wondering where the fuck I had left my heels. Once I was dressed, I did a quick run to the bathroom to check my face before heading for the escape hatch grabbing my bag on the way.
Post ejaculate Kenny raised his dopey head. "Was," he blurted out. "Was I any good?"
Aw. You adorable little sherbert. "Sweetie," I said as I opened his front door to leave. "You were in and out before I could find out. Say hi to the guys in PD for me!"
And with that, I was outta there as fast as my legs could carry me as I heard him shout behind me "Can we do this again?!" which made me laugh. I always love an optimist. They are so damned cute. There was more chance of me banging the Pope than enjoying the fruits of young Kenneth Sanders loins again. Still, he was another one off my list. Just another notch to add to the old bedpost at ground zero. At the rate I was going through the phallic delights of Morgan Credit Inc, I was going to need a bigger fucking bed real soon.
As the doors to the elevator closed, I wondered which lucky sonofabitch would be next?
***
Through my twenty-fifth-floor office window, the first snow of winter began to fall silently across the city far below.
The view was spectacular and I loved nothing more than to stand there looking out knowing that I'd pretty much achieved what I set out to do all those years ago when I was barely able to live from day to day with hardly a dime to my name. The twenty-fifth floor was as high as this tree would grow and whatever the future held, I had done it my own way.
There was a light tap on the door and an older woman entered carrying a tray with a pot of coffee and a plate full of goodies on it.
"Babette," I groaned. "You're going to get me fat and rot my teeth."
My secretary laughed. "Those are for me," she said as she put our mid-morning snacks on the desk in front of me. "Yours is the yogurt. Strawberry or banana?"