Max delivers 06
Hello there, I'm Max, I'm 23 and I drive a cube delivery truck which supplies many small shops in and around the city of Middleton. And I stay quite busy on my routes because every single box in the back of my cube delivery truck has "world's best" printed on it. Now, I don't know if that is true or not, but all of the boxes make that claim, so if you need some supplies, my company has them or can get them and I'm happy to deliver the "world's best (fill in the blank)" goods to your loading dock or back door.
And today's stop is the Futon and Bunk bed store that is managed by Mrs. Matthews. Mrs. Matthews isn't my favorite stop because she takes her personal issues out on everyone else, but it's a bedding store, right? Not to mention the little wild cat that works the cash register, Rachel, with LOL hair much like Rapunzel.
"Oh, Max, ah, fair warning, Millie is in one of her moods, so it might be best if you clear off your dolly of packages and split quick."
"What? And miss my fifteen minutes with you? I mean, I'd cause a traffic accident to have the chance to spend time with my absolute number one, Rachel."
"Well, that's sweet of you sweetie, but you know how upsetting she can be and I'm tired of you coming home all frustrated from having to deal with the wicked witch of Middleton or I will be tired of it when you make an honest woman out of me, hint, hint."
"Hey Rachel, I tried to put a ring on it last week and all."
"Oh, so a cigar band counts as a ring now? And by the way, I'm keeping my figure this way just for you and it's a lot work, so go the jewelry store so I can let myself go finally."
"Ah, I was there and there's a shortage of smelting material, so soon baby, soon."
Wow, that's like the third time I have used the old smelting material shortage excuse and SOB, it keeps working!
And then, OMG, the shrill of that voice!
"Max, you're a lousy delivery POS, so get those packages off of your dolly and quit screwing around with your precious little Rapunzel, pronto!"
Yeah, Mrs. Matthews can be a little harsh, but seriously, she's a ball of fire in the sack or over the table. I mean, I don't even have to move, whimper sweet nothings or thrust. All I have to do is show up with a boner and she does all the rest of the work. I mean, she spits all over the floor and stuff, but she's a total rolling hips maniac in the sack.
"I know you're fucking Rachel on the side Max, but just remember this. When her belly is fat with a baby, well, you just remember who takes care to keep your balls empty."
"Ah, come on, Mrs. Matthews, we just hold hands and stuff, that's all. Besides, you're my number one (bitch) and I have no interest in changing that (because I'm afraid for my life)."
"Then stand still and let me back up to you. Hey, hands to yourself, asshole, I can aim it myself."
Seriously, I'm afraid for my life every time I walked into the Futon & Bunk Bed Store, even though I expend zero energy.
"OMG, ooh, Max, OMG, you make me feel so much better when you come around. I mean, I'm sorry for being such a bitch and all, but I want you to know that I really appreciate being your number one for now and always. Wow, Rachel is crazy for letting me steal your huge cock away from her (rump, hump, roll)."
"Well, about that, Mrs. Matthews, Rachel and I have been...."
"Shut it, Max, I already admitted that I know about you and Rachel and I even know that the two of use her long hair in your crazy sex positions, but business hours are my time (rump, hump, roll, roll, hump), so just shut it and hold still so I rump, hump and roll on your fat cock. I mean, you and Rapunzel can do whatever you want to just as long as you keep dicking me (hump, rump, roll, roll, hump)."
"Hey, I never said that I would long dicking you. Besides, nobody can hump, rump and roll a boner like you can, Mrs. Matthews."
"Well, you're the only one who takes the time to fuck me, so you get my best. SOB! Did you just finish? I mean, thanks Max, that was great and I feel so much better now. Wow, I mean, I might not even kill a customer today."