Maing Laura Pregnant

Donald is my half brother. He was conceived in our mutual Dad's first marriage. Donald's dad divorced Donald's mum and remarried. Two 2 years later I popped my head into the world.

Donald and I always got along, even though he is 6 years older than me and he is a Catholic and I am an atheist.

LAURA & DONALD MEET

I was there when Donald met Laura. It was at a University debating contest. Our old university was taking on the world famous Oxford University debating club. It was a social event with champers and a finger buffet afterwards.

I was surprised that Laura fancied my half-brother. Laura was there because she loved the science of Rhetorics. Donald was there as one of the judges. I was there hoping to bag a woman to shag. I also liked seeing the women dressed to the nines, showing lots of cleavage.

Laura was then 25 and had graduated from Harvard. She was in a different religion, she was the first Buddhist I had ever met. She was in a different league financially. Her family owns a fifth of the world's shipping. She is of Asian descent, petite and (to Donald) incredibly beautiful.

I thought that she was just looking for a piece of rough. You know like the lady who met Jarvis Cocker and inspired the mega hit "Common People". If Laura fancied me I'd have banged her and then boasted that I'd fucked an Asian woman.

Mind you I would prefer to bed a black woman to an Asian woman. Going with a black woman is still my dream.

But I was wrong. It was true love. Because Donald is a committed Catholic he has a whole different outlook on life. He strongly disapproves of me bedding any chick that I can. For him, sex is a subset of love. For me, sex is a recreational sport, with only self-created rules.

Unlike Jarvis Cocker with the girl he met at St Martin's College (or me), Donald refused to have sex with Laura unless and until they got married.

Donald started to learn about Laura's Buddhist beliefs as they became inseparable (except at bedtime). He even got me, a total atheist, to learn about Buddhism because "you will meet her Buddhist folks when you are my best man."

So only 3 months after meeting Laura, Donald was already planning their marriage.

I asked "Will it be a Buddhist wedding?"

He said "Buddhists don't see marriage like I do. It isn't a set of promises made before God. There is no Buddhist marriage ceremony and Buddhists don't even have to believe in God. Indeed Buddhists don't reject polygamy, though it is frowned upon."

I said 'Its mind blowing to anyone raised in the Judeo-Christian tradition."

Donald said "Yes, it is difficult to get your head around. But Laura wants only me. She respects my belief and so she has agreed that we will get married in the Catholic manner. To make things easy for her extended family we will get married in the Catholic cathedral in Singapore."

I said "I might get a chance to fuck a Buddhist."

Donald said "You are incorrigible."

DONALD MEETS LAURA'S FAMILY

Donald took Laura to see his parents, separately because they were still not on speaking terms. They both liked Laura.

When Laura took Donald over to Singapore, things didn't go so well. Laura's folks were polite but there was tension which made both Laura and Donald uncomfortable.

Laura had a private talk with her parents. She wanted to know why they were being passive-aggressive to the man she loved.

Their hostility was financial. They expected Laura to marry a rich Asian man, not a poor European who might just be a gold digger. After all the marriage was being rushed. It was like Laura had been love-bombed.

When Laura told Donald about the "love-bombing gold digger" slur, he asked Laura to hire a lawyer for him asap. For the richest family in Singapore a lawyer was available straight away.

After dinner that night, Donald asked that all the family gather together with the lawyer. He took out some papers, and signed a form and then another and then a third. The lawyer then counter-signed all 3 forms.

Laura then announced "My husband-to-be has just signed a pre-nuptial agreement."

She handed one copy to her father.

The lawyer said "If Laura and Donald get divorced then Donald will get a one off alimony payment of £20,000 plus a plane ticket back to England. This will be the full and final settlement of all marital entitlements."

A plane ticket and £20,000 is an insignificant amount to the billionaire family. But the pre-nup proved that Donald wasn't a gold digger. Her father was shamefaced. Donald and the father became firm friends.

DONALD & LAURA'S WEDDING

Donald and Laura got married at the Catholic cathedral in Singapore. The parents paid for a really expensive reception. There are 2 expensive hotels within a 5 minute walk of the Catholic cathedral. Laura's father had booked both of them.

Laura's parents paid for me to fly out. They put me up in a mini-suite with a double bed. I guess Donald had relaxed his high moral stance and this was his way of making any seduction easier.

It worked. I did get to fuck a Buddhist. This wasn't difficult since 1 in 3 of Singapore citizens are Buddhists. It was okay. She did a girl on top and really worked my cock using her vaginal muscles.

But I still preferred doing the European babes doggy-style. I still wanted to bang a black chick. That is top of my bucket list.

The Cathedral had lots of ceiling mounted fans to combat the heat. Donald looked elegant and Laura looked lush.

For religious reasons, lots of the guests didn't drink alcohol. So people had a choice of non-alcoholic or real champagne for the wedding speeches. I had the non-alcohol version because I wanted to give a good Best Man speech. i also reasoned that it may help to be sober if I got lucky with one or more of the bridesmaids.

LAURA WANTS A BABY

Two years ago Donald and Laura started to try for a baby.

A year ago, Donald told me "I have a low sperm count. I am dreading having to tell my in-laws. They are as excited as Laura is about her having a baby. It's a big thing in their culture, even bigger than ours."

I said "That's really shit."

Donald was near to tears.

He said "I have failed Laura as a husband. Sometimes I feel that I have failed as a man."

I said "Lots of men have the same problem. But it is a real bummer. Remember it only takes one sperm to fertilise an egg. Keep trying."

THE IN-LAWS

A couple of weeks later Donald and I met again.

I asked "How did it go with the in-laws?"

Donald said "Surprisingly well. I think they realised that biology was getting in the way of Laura providing them with a grandchild. I think that they just wanted to hear it from us.

They had dropped the topic from their conversation. Laura and I had agreed that I would tell her father and let him tell her mother.

I was really nervous. I wanted a bit of Dutch courage. But I have given up alcohol to help overcome my fertility problem.

I asked my father-in-law if we could speak privately. I just blurted out that I was technically impotent. I burst into tears and he hugged me. I told him about feeling a complete and utter failure."

Donald cried once again. He dried the tears from his face.

I asked "What happened next?"

He replied "My father-in-law also cried. It was cathartic us 2 men crying. When my father-in-law recovered he said that mother nature can often be cruel to good people.

He went further. He said that he felt my pain. He said that I must stay strong because he knew that I really loved his daughter and that she really loved me.

He reminded me that Laura had married me in sickness and in heath. He knew that Laura meant every word of the marriage vow.

Later my in-laws, Laura and I talked about the issue. Laura said to her mother that she felt ashamed that we couldn't have a child together.

I was so pre-occupied with my own sense of failure that I hadn't realised how much more it meant to Laura. Her mother was sympathetic. But Laura felt as I did, but she was even sadder than I was."

SIX WEEKS AGO

Six weeks ago, Donald asked me "Besides your job, are you doing anything in the next year that stops you living in luxury on a beautiful private island?"

I thought that Donald was having a laugh at my expense.

He continued "I have had to come to terms with the fact that I can't give Laura the child that she craves. She doesn't want to take the risk of multiple births through artificial insemination."

Then came the biggie. He said "Laura wants you to make her pregnant."

I asked "Why me?"

He replied "Any child you have together will look similar to me. As far as the world is concerned it will be my baby."

I now knew that he was being deadly serious. Donald wouldn't joke about such a serious matter.

Donald continued "Laura was the lead gymnast at Harvard. She still has a supple body and she can fuck in every conceivable position. But you will only use the missionary. That provides deep penetration and gives your sperm the best chance of reaching her egg.

Sperm can lie within a woman for up to 7 days. Therefore you don't need to have sex every day to make her pregnant. It is only necessary once every 2 or 3 days.

Laura will only accept your love-making every other day, until she is in her most productive stage. Then you may conjoin twice a day, once before breakfast and once after supper."

I said "I get the picture"

Donald said "You will have to do whatever it takes to get the best sperm."

He looked me in the eye and said "You are not to have a fuck-fest with Laura. Its not some tacky 3some."

He said 'Resign from your job. My father-in-law will pay you what you earn."

I said "I hate my job, so that won't be s problem."

NOT THE MARRYING KIND

I asked Donald "What if I fall in love with her and she falls in love with me?"

Donald said "With your record I doubt that you will fall in love with Laura. For starters, she isn't your type. You like buxom women and Laura is petite.

Secondly you are an expert at Fuck & Forget sex."

That is true. I do Fuck and Forget a lot of buxom women. I lose interest once sex goes stale.

Donald said "But the important thing is that you have the ability to have sex without loving the woman. You just move on to the next conquest."

I said 'Guilty as charged. And I hope never to be tied down to one woman."

Donald said "I couldn't live like that. Sex should be only with someone you love."

Donald had only dated 4 women and was a virgin on his wedding night. I've been with 20 women. One time I had 2 busty women in a '3 in a bed' night of fun.

THE RULES

Donald said "You will have to have your sperm checked. After all you might be impotent as well.

If that goes well then you will have to sign a Non Disclosure Agreement.

You would agree to fuck Laura until she conceives but for no more than 1 year

Once she is pregnant you stop sleeping with her. When the child is born, you will collect a breeder fee from my in-laws."

I agreed.

CHECKING WITH LAURA

My sperm were tested and I was fertile. I signed the Non Disclosure Agreement in front of Donald and Laura.

Laura said "My biological clock is ticking. The older a woman gets the greater the chance that she won't carry the child full term. Unfortunately 2 of my relatives have miscarried. That is why there is some urgency."

Laura turned to Donald and said 'I want it to be your child. But if you can't get me pregnant in the next 3 months then I must bear a child on your behalf."

I said "It will be an honour to serve you in this pleasurable way."

I knew by the way that Donald looked at me that I had gone too far by adding the bit about "in this pleasurable way".

PREPARING

Even though I was fertile I had agreed to do everything to make a healthy baby. That meant taking and doing things to get lots of healthy, good-swimming sperm.

I had no idea that fathering a child could be so complicated.

I took D-AA (which sounds like it is a class A drug) but is just a dietary supplement. It increases sperm count and motility by up to 100%.

I took vitamin C supplements and tribulus terrestris (aka puncture vine) to increase my sperm's motility.

I needed to be available, armed and loaded, whenever Laura needed sex.

Even though I don't have difficulty getting hard I took fenugreek supplements and zinc supplements so that I could have sustained erections on demand.

I took ashwagandha. It can increase sperm count by 167%, semen volume by 53% and sperm motility by 57%.

I also took maca root (a Peruvian plant grown in the Andes mountains) to enhance my libido and increase my sperm count and motility.

I ate a nutritious and well-balanced diet with vegetables and animal proteins from fish and chicken.

I wasn't quite as successful with low fat dairy foods. Low fat meant little flavour. I couldn't give up my full fat, Greek yoghurt with honey.

I cut out alcohol and junk food.

I took daily exercise. Apparently taking exercise improves semen quality.

I lost a stone in weight to get down to a healthy weight for my height. I even quit smoking.

FOREPLAY

Fast forward 10 weeks and Laura still wasn't pregnant. That meant that she only had 1 menstrual cycle before I had to take over.

Donald said "It was highly unlikely that I will impregnate Laura this time. I have to get used to Laura and you being naked together. I don't want to see you naked. That will be between you and Laura. But I need that to happen starting tomorrow. But while I still have a chance to make Laura pregnant, you are not to fuck her."

I agreed.