There I was, minding my own business, drinking a non-alcoholic beer at a bar on a good, winding road in the Kentucky hills. I don't mix alcohol and motorcycling, period. I've had a couple of guys give me a hard time about that. One time I let them spin me up and I told them what I was actually thinking -- if you can drink and ride, then you must ride like a fucking pussy. That didn't end well. Good thing I was in front or that asshole would have taken me out when he low sided in that curve. I wasn't even pushing it. No-skills poser. The chicken strips on his tires should have told me he was all talk.
So when I felt the tap on my shoulder I reminded myself not to let anyone spin me up. All my worries vanished when I heard "um, excuse me." That was not a voice I needed to be worried about. I set my near beer down and turned around on my stool. The guy was a bit taller than me, but my impression was confirmed. This was not a guy who was going to give me any trouble.
"Yeah?"
"You're a motorcyclist, right? Is that your bike out front?"
I gave him my best sarcastic stare. I mean, my leather vest had a huge Indian motorcycle patch on the back, I had a couple of Sturgis patches, there was HELMET sitting next to me on the bar. Oh well, you gotta break the ice somehow. I just stared.
"It can carry a passenger, can't it?"
"It's got the seat for it, yes." I gave him my best deadpan answer, with "fuck off and leave me alone" right between the lines. Well, between the line. If he dragged this out there wasn't going to be any reading between the lines required
"My wife has always wanted to get a ride on a motorcycle." He gestured toward his table, and I have to say my jaw dropped. His wife was gorgeous. I mean, where does an obviously gutless dweeb like him get a wife who looks like her? Bet he's rich.
"And?"
"I was hoping you could take her for a ride."
"Seriously? You want me to ride your wife?"
I wouldn't tell if he missed the change in phrasing.
"It would really make her happy."
"And you'd do anything to make her happy?" I said, standing up to face him. He was taller, but I knew I had more in me than he did, in more ways than one. I was quite a bit broader, for one thing. "You know what you're giving her permission to do, right?" I put all the condescension I could into the question.
Now he looked nervous. "Uh, yes. I'd like her to get a ride."
I chuckled. "She might just get a ride... Introduce us."
We walked up to their table. She sat there with an awkward smile on her face, and gorgeous, wavy auburn hair spilling over her shoulders. She had a lightly tanned, very smooth complexion, pretty eyes, and a pair of lips that would give a monk ideas. She had perfect breasts; B cup, maybe C, and you could just tell the bra wasn't really about support -- they didn't need it. I wondered what her areola looked like. I wasn't too subtle about taking in the sights along her neckline.
"Sorry, I don't know your name."
"Mike"
"Mike, this is my wife. You can call her Sandy."
I ignored him. "Call you? What's your real name? I've got no time for bullshit."
"Madison." she said, looking up from underneath some amazing eyelashes. Her eyes flicked back and forth from her husband to me. Had they agreed on a fake name? What the hell?
"Hi Madison, your husband tells me you'd like to go for a ride."
Excitement broke through her shyness a bit. "Oh yes, that would be great -- I've always wanted to take a ride on a motorcycle."
"You ride my bike, you do what I say. Understand? A bad passenger is dangerous, and I need you to obey me no matter what."
"Okay."
"You good with this? You sure? Tell your wife to obey me."
"Sweetie, you need to obey him. I want you to be safe."
"I will -- I'll listen."
"How long will you be gone?" he asked.
"No idea, depends on how much fun we're having."
"Okay."
I walked around and helped Madison to her feet. I made sure he saw me feel her ass. She shuddered, but didn't pull away. This might be fun.
I walked her back to the bar and got my helmet. I threw a few bills on the bar next to the bottle, and ushered her out of the bar, ignoring hubby completely.
"So he doesn't ride?" It was obvious, but I wanted to see how she'd react.
"No, he's always wanted to but he's afraid."
"Sad. Life's too short to let fear stop you." I gave her ass a squeeze as I said it. She began breathing more deeply.
"So he needs me to help out. Does he need any more help, with anything else?" Her eyes flicked back up to mine. I saw some curiosity.
"You know what it costs to get a ride on a guy's bike, right? Gas, grass or ass. And I've got a full tank."
"So grass? I don't --"
"Neither do I. Never touch the stuff, I like my brain too much" I said, lifting my helmet.
"So..."
"Yep, I'm going to need your ass." I gave it another squeeze, then laughed a bit, just to make her wonder how serious I was. "You're pretty hot." I spun her around to get a full view, now that she was standing. Nice legs, in tight leggings. I caught a hint of cameltoe, which I always love seeing. I finished the spin with a quick brush of the back of my hand across her breasts. Firm and amazing. Her eyes got big, and she caught her breath, then panted. Holy shit, was she as horny as that made it seem?
A few steps later we were at my bike. It had a passenger seat, but no backrest. I had a half helmet tucked in one of the bags, and I got it out. I turned her around, which made no sense from a helmet standpoint, but it let me press myself against her ass as I set the helmet on her and adjusted the chin strap. Her ass was even firmer than her breasts. When I was done with the strap I let my hands fall, slowly brushing them over the tips of her breasts. Her nipples responded, firming up in very visible fashion.
I gave her some instructions -- never get on until I'm already on, and I tell you I'm ready. Same for getting off -- you only get off with permission. I smirked as she told me she understood. "We're going to lean over in the turns. Do whatever I do; keep your torso pressed against mine, and just mimic whatever I do. Especially in parking lots. When we're going slow, that's the riskiest time. Ninety miles an hour is a cinch -- ten miles an hour is much less stable. Never shift or wiggle or move while we're going really slow. Keep your arms around my waist and your feet on the pegs. Boots, good. Laces can get snagged. So, do you understand? Are you going to obey?"
"I understand -- yes."
I got on my bike and started it up. I double checked that I was in neutral, and hit the foot brake to lock the bike in place. "Okay, get on."
Madison put her hand on my shoulder and swung her leg over the bike, sporting a huge grin.
"Ready babe?"
"Am I a biker babe now?"
"Not yet toots. Soon. So you ready?"
"Yes."
"Good -- remember, obey my instructions and do what I do."
I lifted the bike off the kickstand and held us upright for a minute, waiting to see if she's shift or do anything I told her not to. This was a fun adventure, teasing a married woman, but getting out on the road is serious business. She listened well. I put it in gear, and took off -- a bit quicker than I usually would with a cold engine. It had the desired effect. She gripped me tightly, pressing her breasts into my back. I crossed the parking lot, and pulled out onto the road. It was a hilly area, so you were lucky to find a half mile of straight road. We were out of sight of the bar almost immediately. When we were up to speed, I took my left hand and reached back, running my hand along the inside of her thigh, right up to her crotch. She gasped, and I rubbed. Well, really all I had to do was hold a fist between her and the seat, transmitting the bike's vibrations to her pussy. I listened to her breathing grow deeper, then panting, then she began to moan.
That was my cue. I found a wider spot on the shoulder, pulled off, and put down the kickstand. I turned around and put my hand down her tights, discovering that she had a light patch of fur but no panties. I went right for her clit, and she gasped. She started moving her hips.
"Having a good ride?" I asked her as my other hand found her nipples. It was hard to maneuver with both of us wearing half helmets, but I got my mouth to her neck and kissed it, hard. She screamed and orgasmed on my fingers. I plunged into her wet body as she rode out her climax. She really needed some adventure, and I had a few days.
As she ground out the end of her orgasm, I whispered in her ear. "You have a choice -- go back now, or spend the next few days riding, and fucking. Make your choice. Now." I kept fingering, muddying her mind with the pleasure my body was giving hers.
"Call him and tell him you'll be back in a few days."
Madison started at me. "What's it gonna be toots?" I gave her breast a squeeze and she shuddered. She was obviously loving this. Had he ever seen his wife this turned on? I got my answer as she pulled out her phone.
"Baby, I'll be back in a few days." I reached out and hit the speaker button.
"What? A few DAYS? Where are you going?"
"Wherever Mike takes me."
"And believe me, I'm going to take her." I said, in a voice dripping with obvious intent. "She needs it. Tell her to obey me -- again."
"What? Are you --"
"Yes, I'm going to give her a weekend like she's never imagined. But she needs it. Now tell her to obey -- NOW!"
"Honey, you need to obey him" came the whispered voice.