Authors note: Set in the nineties decade when those brick phones made you an important person, sorta wish I had pictures on my cell now...
"Are you good in bed?" Sue with her stylish shoulder length brunette hair, light brown eyes almost green, hazel?
"I'm bad in bed.." Not the male ego answer she was expecting, "I'm a fucking selfish prick." since I met her she's been playing mind games.
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First time I met Sue was a Saturday cookout at my buddy Rich's house. Friends of his new girlfriend, I already knew two of Donna's friends were strippers at the most popular gentleman club in town. Shimmer and Joy, what a pair, or should I say two pair!
Joy was a classic big boobs blue eyed blonde, only thing that got her attention was dollars bills, bigger the denomination the better. "All show and no go!" I blurted out.
Shimmer had a glint in her almond eyes, mixed race, maybe some middle eastern or gypsy heritage. Very intelligent as I was to find out later, whispered in my ear, "You're cute, Sue needs a good man like you..."
"I hear you are a wild man after a few shots!" Sue had a bottle of Cuervo pouring me a shot, a wicked grin and defiant pokies on her b-cups. Met them all, a bartender at their favorite bar. Another was a nurse that worked with Donna, oddly one was a school teacher. Sue was a legal secretary at one of the larger law firms in town.
It was a fun day, good food, Rich and I making them all laugh. Joy holding a clinic on dance moves teaching the other girls her moves. Shimmer wanting to talk about cars, just one of the boys. Most of them pushing me towards Sue, telling me how fucked up her ex-boyfriend was, planning to go snow skiing together next weekend.
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Perfect day for spring skiing, blue skies and near sixty degrees on the last day before the ski area closed for the summer. Rich and I both knew a lot of the people that worked at the area. He had been on the ski patrol for a while and I had been selling them maintenance parts for the snow cats and lifts. Shimmer had never skied before. "You're going with me on the bunny hill." How could I refuse!
Shimmer was getting soaked and frustrated after about the fifth face plant, ready to quit. Didn't seem I was being a good instructor, I was frustrated too. "Hey," I had a stroke of genius, "It's just like your job...put your hands out for the cash and wiggle your ass!" Great ass shushing down the hill. Got a big hug and a kiss on the cheek at the bottom of the hill. "We need a drink and lunch!"
What a fucking prick! Sue's boyfriend wouldn't let her ski with us, wouldn't let her sit at the long table on the sundeck. Got mad at her for laughing at the chaos that Joy and Shimmer were causing. Joy especially had half the ski patrol following her like puppies.
Already I had three gin & tonics in front of me that Shimmer had promoted. Free lunch was next and Joy was only flashing her bikini top. Picture of the two of them dancing on the table still hangs over the bar. Bikinis and ski boots! Keep those tips up!
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What a fucking bitch! Staying at a time share condo at one of the resorts. Owned by my current girlfriend's father planning a romantic dinner when we ran into Rich, Donna and Sue. Why my girlfriend invited them over I'll never know, both of us regret that day. Fucking bitch Sue lied about me promising her a threesome. My girlfriend dumped me in short order.
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Several months later Donna was still trying to get me and Sue together, planed a ski day at one of the other ski areas. At the last minute Sue cancelled ruining the weekend. Fuck that I went skiing at my favorite ski area, spending the day with my bud, Mike the maintenance manger.
"That's the fucking bitch!" After that weekend with the strippers I was everybody's friend at the lodge. Told Mike, the bartender and a female ski patroller the story of her breaking up my girlfriend and me.
How she stood me up for this weekend, knee was hurting. Sue shouldn't have stopped to say hello at the bar, flaunting her deception. "Fuckin' bitch came here with her ex-boyfriend!"
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"Hold my beer..." Female ski patroller was watching the couple next to the fireplace. Mike and I were laughing our asses off. She strolled over sitting on the ex-boyfriend's lap, hugging and kissing him, Sue was boiling mad storming out. Mike and I nearly fell off our stools when she told us her story.
"I asked him: why didn't you call..After you fucked me in the parking lot, said it was the best pussy you ever had!" Bartender was calling security to stop them at the exit for walking on the lunch tab.
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Several months later Rich and Donna had broken up for some reason, met him at the pub for happy hour and dinner. Met his new girlfriend, (Future wife) they were going to a show with the exclusive tickets she had gotten from her boss and there she was...
"Donna still loves you!" Sue throwing Rich's ex-girlfriend in her face. Rich was hightailing out of the pub. Threw a couple more bucks tipping the cuter than hell waitress a few more signs of appreciation, I was horny as all get out. Sue had me trapped in the booth. "Are you good in bed?"
What kind of question is that? She expects me to say I'm sexy and the best you'll ever have. Why couldn't Sue just ask me if I wanted to fuck? Coy twirling her hair with a finger tip, biting her lower lip.
Stand abruptly chest bumping her out of my way, "I'm bad in bed..." Brushes her hand across the lump in my pants, "I'm a selfish fucking prick." Cute waitress slows me down at the door grabbing my hand. Sue grabs her purse from the table she was sharing with her two friends I don't recognize, I hurried out the vestibule.
"Wait!" I'd parked in the far corner under the trees, Sue's painted on jeans striding across the lot. "I need a ride!" Read the note from the waitress tucked in my palm, her phone number. She's graduating from college soon, touch of her hand was electric. Stuffed the note in my pants pocket and pulled out my keys. Hope the waitress can't see out here.
Opened the passenger door of my soon to be classic sports car, "Get in.." Wasn't holding the door because I was a gentleman. My prick was unleashed and in her face before she could get both feet on the floorboard.
"That's a big cock." Sue mumbled, only half hard jabbing it in her face. Leaning on the top of the car heard her choke when her lips had me at full power.
"Good cocksucker." I moaned. Couple entering the bar heard that, wonder if Sue could her them laughing? Recent dry spell had my nuts roiling in no time, three minutes max before I was pumping gobs of man juice, slurping and gaging noises had me weak in the knees.
"Take me to your place," Jizz was dripping from her chin stuffing my dick back in my pants. Not a word was spoken navigating the main roads, hop on the freeway. Squirming in the passenger seat, something about her has always gotten under my skin. Handful of perky tits, pointy hips and a walk that seems to be triple jointed.
Lucious bee sting lips that dominate her face, Carly Simon's 'You're so vain' playing on the classic radio station. Sue is the spitting image of Carly Simon. Sweet moan when I adjust my hard cock in my pants. My favorite off-ramp, caution sign says twenty five miles per hour, freeway speeds almost made her scream...Still hasn't recovered pulling into my garage a few blocks away. "Fucker we could've been killed!"
"Did you piss your pants?" Caught her off guard seeing the wet spot. "Get your pants off!" In a flash I was around the car pulling her from the passenger seat. Pants down to her knees ramming her pussy from behind bent over the back fender of the car. My hands spreading her ass, brown eye winking at me, so wet down there she's cumming hard...
