Lyin Bitch

Authors note: Set in the nineties decade when those brick phones made you an important person, sorta wish I had pictures on my cell now...

"Are you good in bed?" Sue with her stylish shoulder length brunette hair, light brown eyes almost green, hazel?

"I'm bad in bed.." Not the male ego answer she was expecting, "I'm a fucking selfish prick." since I met her she's been playing mind games.

***

First time I met Sue was a Saturday cookout at my buddy Rich's house. Friends of his new girlfriend, I already knew two of Donna's friends were strippers at the most popular gentleman club in town. Shimmer and Joy, what a pair, or should I say two pair!

Joy was a classic big boobs blue eyed blonde, only thing that got her attention was dollars bills, bigger the denomination the better. "All show and no go!" I blurted out.

Shimmer had a glint in her almond eyes, mixed race, maybe some middle eastern or gypsy heritage. Very intelligent as I was to find out later, whispered in my ear, "You're cute, Sue needs a good man like you..."

"I hear you are a wild man after a few shots!" Sue had a bottle of Cuervo pouring me a shot, a wicked grin and defiant pokies on her b-cups. Met them all, a bartender at their favorite bar. Another was a nurse that worked with Donna, oddly one was a school teacher. Sue was a legal secretary at one of the larger law firms in town.

It was a fun day, good food, Rich and I making them all laugh. Joy holding a clinic on dance moves teaching the other girls her moves. Shimmer wanting to talk about cars, just one of the boys. Most of them pushing me towards Sue, telling me how fucked up her ex-boyfriend was, planning to go snow skiing together next weekend.

***

Perfect day for spring skiing, blue skies and near sixty degrees on the last day before the ski area closed for the summer. Rich and I both knew a lot of the people that worked at the area. He had been on the ski patrol for a while and I had been selling them maintenance parts for the snow cats and lifts. Shimmer had never skied before. "You're going with me on the bunny hill." How could I refuse!

Shimmer was getting soaked and frustrated after about the fifth face plant, ready to quit. Didn't seem I was being a good instructor, I was frustrated too. "Hey," I had a stroke of genius, "It's just like your job...put your hands out for the cash and wiggle your ass!" Great ass shushing down the hill. Got a big hug and a kiss on the cheek at the bottom of the hill. "We need a drink and lunch!"

What a fucking prick! Sue's boyfriend wouldn't let her ski with us, wouldn't let her sit at the long table on the sundeck. Got mad at her for laughing at the chaos that Joy and Shimmer were causing. Joy especially had half the ski patrol following her like puppies.

Already I had three gin & tonics in front of me that Shimmer had promoted. Free lunch was next and Joy was only flashing her bikini top. Picture of the two of them dancing on the table still hangs over the bar. Bikinis and ski boots! Keep those tips up!

***

What a fucking bitch! Staying at a time share condo at one of the resorts. Owned by my current girlfriend's father planning a romantic dinner when we ran into Rich, Donna and Sue. Why my girlfriend invited them over I'll never know, both of us regret that day. Fucking bitch Sue lied about me promising her a threesome. My girlfriend dumped me in short order.

**

Several months later Donna was still trying to get me and Sue together, planed a ski day at one of the other ski areas. At the last minute Sue cancelled ruining the weekend. Fuck that I went skiing at my favorite ski area, spending the day with my bud, Mike the maintenance manger.

"That's the fucking bitch!" After that weekend with the strippers I was everybody's friend at the lodge. Told Mike, the bartender and a female ski patroller the story of her breaking up my girlfriend and me.

How she stood me up for this weekend, knee was hurting. Sue shouldn't have stopped to say hello at the bar, flaunting her deception. "Fuckin' bitch came here with her ex-boyfriend!"

***

"Hold my beer..." Female ski patroller was watching the couple next to the fireplace. Mike and I were laughing our asses off. She strolled over sitting on the ex-boyfriend's lap, hugging and kissing him, Sue was boiling mad storming out. Mike and I nearly fell off our stools when she told us her story.

"I asked him: why didn't you call..After you fucked me in the parking lot, said it was the best pussy you ever had!" Bartender was calling security to stop them at the exit for walking on the lunch tab.

***

Several months later Rich and Donna had broken up for some reason, met him at the pub for happy hour and dinner. Met his new girlfriend, (Future wife) they were going to a show with the exclusive tickets she had gotten from her boss and there she was...

"Donna still loves you!" Sue throwing Rich's ex-girlfriend in her face. Rich was hightailing out of the pub. Threw a couple more bucks tipping the cuter than hell waitress a few more signs of appreciation, I was horny as all get out. Sue had me trapped in the booth. "Are you good in bed?"

What kind of question is that? She expects me to say I'm sexy and the best you'll ever have. Why couldn't Sue just ask me if I wanted to fuck? Coy twirling her hair with a finger tip, biting her lower lip.

Stand abruptly chest bumping her out of my way, "I'm bad in bed..." Brushes her hand across the lump in my pants, "I'm a selfish fucking prick." Cute waitress slows me down at the door grabbing my hand. Sue grabs her purse from the table she was sharing with her two friends I don't recognize, I hurried out the vestibule.

"Wait!" I'd parked in the far corner under the trees, Sue's painted on jeans striding across the lot. "I need a ride!" Read the note from the waitress tucked in my palm, her phone number. She's graduating from college soon, touch of her hand was electric. Stuffed the note in my pants pocket and pulled out my keys. Hope the waitress can't see out here.

Opened the passenger door of my soon to be classic sports car, "Get in.." Wasn't holding the door because I was a gentleman. My prick was unleashed and in her face before she could get both feet on the floorboard.

"That's a big cock." Sue mumbled, only half hard jabbing it in her face. Leaning on the top of the car heard her choke when her lips had me at full power.

"Good cocksucker." I moaned. Couple entering the bar heard that, wonder if Sue could her them laughing? Recent dry spell had my nuts roiling in no time, three minutes max before I was pumping gobs of man juice, slurping and gaging noises had me weak in the knees.

"Take me to your place," Jizz was dripping from her chin stuffing my dick back in my pants. Not a word was spoken navigating the main roads, hop on the freeway. Squirming in the passenger seat, something about her has always gotten under my skin. Handful of perky tits, pointy hips and a walk that seems to be triple jointed.

Lucious bee sting lips that dominate her face, Carly Simon's 'You're so vain' playing on the classic radio station. Sue is the spitting image of Carly Simon. Sweet moan when I adjust my hard cock in my pants. My favorite off-ramp, caution sign says twenty five miles per hour, freeway speeds almost made her scream...Still hasn't recovered pulling into my garage a few blocks away. "Fucker we could've been killed!"

"Did you piss your pants?" Caught her off guard seeing the wet spot. "Get your pants off!" In a flash I was around the car pulling her from the passenger seat. Pants down to her knees ramming her pussy from behind bent over the back fender of the car. My hands spreading her ass, brown eye winking at me, so wet down there she's cumming hard...

Let her slump down to the floor, turning to face me when my cock explodes in her face, haven't even closed the garage door yet. Drunkenly she told me once: "You're probably a five minute chump with a real woman...' Spluge faced wild woman lunged at me for our first kiss...Four minutes and change...

Half our clothes are still in the garage, I think her black lace bra is ruined, her nipples are magnificent, gnawing on them. Her cunt spasms on my fingers, kitchen table slick with her juices, fisting my cock she knows I have plenty left, "Fuck me you bastard!" Whimpering, "I gotta keep cumming..." fingering herself while I chug half a beer from the refrigerator.

"Is cranberry-vodka still your favorite?" Turning on some lights sunset is just beginning. "Need some hydration, we've got all night..." Slow and languorous we made love on the couch. Thought I saw some true affection when I ate her sperm filled pussy, shivered when I tongued her little butt hole.

"Take me to bed.." She has love marks next to her landing strip, more on the undersides of her boobs, a big one marking her tender neck, "Fuck me as rough as you want.."

Face fucked her, head hanging over the side of the bed till I was good and hard again. Pounded her missionary for multiple orgasms, "Need you to cum for me..." On a mission to wear me out, riding me cowboy, took my hand away when I tried to finger her ass, another explosive orgasm for her nearly passing out on my chest, "Too much..."

Bitch fucked her doggy, limp submissive body mine for the taking, convulsions when my thumb sunk deep in her ass, almost made me lose it. Wanted more seeing her in a tight fetal ball aftershocks rattling her body. "No more...I'm done." Sue pleads.

Rolled her to her back pulling her to the edge of the bed so I could stand. Cum drunk I could do whatever I wanted. Push her knees to her chest hooking them on my elbows, hold her arms above her to the bed. "My cunt is too sore.." Slipped right in her sloppy gash, my cock back and forth rubbing the front wall of her pussy. Legs shaking, locked in an orgasm, a seizure...

"Open your eyes.." Hovering above her, eyes pleading for rest, erratic, slammed my cock with all my leg strength, took her breath away with a grunt. Tits dancing on her chest, again a massive jolt, she'd scream if she could get a lungful. "Tell me you're a lying bitch.." Two more slams, head is rolling back and forth, eyes opening and closing, pupils circling, almost cross-eyed...

"I'm a..I'm a..." Short plunges on her g-spot, getting her breath back, "I'm a lying fucking bitch!" Slammed her again, held it deep throbbing in her pussy, "I'm a dirty fucking cum bucket.." Tears are forming, a total psychotic mess. Let my sperm dripping cock slip past her perineum nestling at her backdoor, "NO!" Sue looks like she's waking up from a nightmare eyes wide open. "I don't do that!"

Too late, with her every spasm I sink deeper, most of my weight pinning her to the bed. Long full strokes her only words are gibberish. "No, no, no, I hate getting guck in the ass..."

"Lyin' bitch.." Tears a waterfall, spits in my face..slam her hard..."You're loving it!" She fucks back as hard as I'm fucking her.

"I'm coming with a cock in my ass goddamit!" clear words with a demonic glare. Cunt is pissing all over my chest splashing back in her face, kiss her to muzzle her screams.

My cock hurts from the vise like suction, gushing the life from my body, seeing stars...We woke at some point pulling the covers over ourselves cuddled tight. Woke again to her talking in her sleep, "Hope you hate me now.." I shook her, "Let me sleep.." I don't hate her, I want to see her again, best fuck way beyond any fantasy I have ever had...

***

"I need a ride..." Sue was waking me, sucking my morning half hard cock. Near ten o'clock in the morning, pulled her up for a nasty morning breath kiss. "I need to go.." Sue was getting more insistent.

"I need to piss..." Didn't want to squeeze her too tight I might not be able to hold my bladder. "Take a shower with me?"

"Go piss I need to go right now..." Bitchy in the morning, same ole, same ole...bed was empty after flushing the toilet. Found her in the kitchen drinking several glasses of water, "Give me a ride I don't want to wait for a taxi..." Ripped black lace bra was on the kitchen table, "You can keep these too." Handing me her black lace panties, smelled them started to get a hard on. "Get dressed...I need to go."

Pull up shorts, tee shirt, keys and my wallet found her in the garage pulling up her tight jeans, "Let's go..." She was pissing her pants letting it pool on the floor, "Get in the truck..."

"Go to the bar, I live nearby." Conversation was clipped getting on the highway. Closer to the pub, "Best fuck of my life!" Gave my dick a little squeeze. "You fucked my ass good..first time I ever came from a cock in my ass..I loved it." Love seeing her smile. "Just go to the bar so I can get my car.."

"Lyin' bitch!" We both chuckled getting her keys from her purse. Tender kiss full of promise, applies some lips gloss so I had lip prints on my cheek. "When can we go on a real date?"

"Remember me." Sue was putting on her fucking wedding ring!

***

My old friend Bill was retiring, Vietnam vet, stories he told, stories he wouldn't tell, "What can I do for you? Anything!" He wanted to go to a titty bar. Been a year and a half since I've gotten laid. His wife had passed about a month ago.

"My wife was a stripper when I met her, married her just before getting shipped overseas, haven't been in a strip club since." I was loaded with five dollar bills. In one of our long talks Shimmer had told me the guys with fives were the best. Guys with tens or twenties always wanted to break the rules, Guys with fifties or hundreds wanted a blow job. Guys with dollar bills were dreaming...liked making them cum in their pants.

"Lap dance for fifty..." Blonde hair and big boobs draped over Bill. Almost didn't recognize Sue's old friend Joy. She did a double take when I handed her two fifties, Bill gulped his drink. Not one of the dancers could compare to Sue, still remember her. Standing at her open car door, wedding ring sparkles in the sun, "Would you hate your wife if she came home like this?" Rubbing her crotch letting more piss soak down her thighs...some of the piss dripping from her wedding ring.

Kept slipping the stripers dollar bills so they wouldn't spend so much time on me. Big burly biker/bouncer tapped me on the shoulder, "Manager wants to see you..." Bill is too drunk to leave him alone here, what kind of trouble are we in...

"Shimmer!" I got some jealous stares when she hugged me, men and women! Long black cocktail dress, elegant was an understatement. Kiss on each cheek before escorting me to the corner of the bar.

"Your friend is with Joy, he wants a special, do you have three hundred? Joy needs the money.." Handed her a wad, amazing how they can count so quickly, "Five hundred, you've always been special, be right back..."

"On the house.." Retired stripper bartender handed me a club soda with lime, they had been costing me ten dollars earlier. Two guys had already gotten our seats stage-side. Shimmer emerged from the curtains leading to the private rooms, checked in on a couple of VIP tables, fully covered she is the most sexy woman in the room.

"We need to talk privately, you might need something stiffer then club soda." Shimmer had beer and tequila shots delivered to her office. Bill was going to get a ride home in the VIP club limousine, it was going to be a long night. Joy looks worn out, "Not in here.." Joy disappeared came back to the office later quite a bit perkier, coke eyes dancing.

"Sue told us all about the night she spent with you." Shimmer unconsciously flicked her own nipples staring at me. "First time she ever felt loved..."

"Sue was our friend too..." Joy started crying, downed a shot. Shimmer told me the story. They hated Sue's boyfriend then becoming her husband. Didn't attend the wedding. Controlling and abusive, the kind that always caused trouble in strip joints. Sue had her problems too, a masochist, always provoking his jealousy.

Joy was scooting closer fiddling with her skimpy top, enticing me with her boobs. "Big dick and knows how to use it..." Joy is a cock teasing manipulative lyin' bitch, always will be...

"Thirty to life!" Joy was crying again.. "He should be dead!" In a jealous rage Sue's husband, the fucking prick, gave her a life ending skull fracture. Slipped in the bathtub excuse didn't work. Tried pleading insanity for sexual addiction. Started getting worse after our one night stand, Sue missed work on the Monday after. Sue bringing men home from bars so he could watch, then beat her up. Tying Sue up and arranging gang bangs, flogging her within an inch of her life.

"She loved you.." Shimmer was crying too...

Next time I got laid was the day Shimmer and Joy stopped by my house, that's a story for another day...