Harry was sitting in a bar, nursing a drink, when suddenly just about the most beautiful woman he had ever seen walked into the place. He stole a quick glance before turning away.
She paused briefly, surveying the room, selecting her prey. She had most particular tastes; only a small number of men could supply what she was looking for and luckily she soon found him. As she glided across the room the men in the bar drooled; she tossed back her flaming red locks and very, very briefly brushed her hands down her pert breasts. Harry looked up from his beer to see her standing in front of him.
'Mind if I join you?' she asked.
This had to be a wind up. Harry's mind went into overdrive, trying to think which of his friends might have set him up.
'S..su..sure.' he stammered as he gazed into her smoky green eyes. Her lips were scarlet and formed in the perfect pout; the horizontal representation of the vertical smile all men desired.
'Want another drink?' she asked.
'That would be nice.' Harry replied.
'Good. A gentleman. I like that in a man.' she told him and then smiled at him.
Harry smiled in reply and stole a quick glance at the other men in the room as she turned her attention to the barman. He could feel all on eyes on him. 'What the fuck did he have, that they didn't?' the question knocking about their brains was almost audible, and he didn't know the answer. Who she was, what she wanted, none of that mattered. She had smiled at him, and in that minute he had felt alive and felt like he was the most desirable man in the world.
No one but an ugly man knew the burden of being labelled thus. Harry knew he was far from attractive; mid fifties, balding, carrying too many pounds and with a face that out in the midwest would be called homely; the more scathing had simply called him ugly. But truth be told he was just a regular guy of his age and build. Since his divorce he he'd had to rely on paying for sex; somehow dates never seemed to get far enough for that.
Having ordered the drinks the beautiful stranger turned her attention back to Harry. It was like she had turned on a spotlight and he basked in the warmth of her smile, the penetrating look in her sexy eyes.
'I'm Yvette.' she said. 'What's your name?'
'Harry.'
'Pleased to meet you Harry.'
'The pleasure is all mine.' he replied. Her hand felt dainty and exquisite in his meaty paw.
'Now Harry, I have just two hours to spare.' she purred. 'I'd love to sit and chat to you all night but time is on my side; you know, husband and all that. So I'll be real up front if you don't mind. You don't mind do you?'
'No. Not at all. What's on your mind?' he asked, unable to believe where this conversation was headed. Surely she wasn't a hooker. There was just something about her that made that seem an impossibility.
'I want you to fuck my brains out.' she replied.
Harry coughed and spluttered as his beer went down the wrong pipe. No. No fucking way...there was no way he could have heard right. She could not have said what he thought she just did.
'Sor..sorry...did you just say...?'
'Yes. I did.' she replied as she leaned in close. Her perfume wafted up his nostrils, subtle and expensive. 'I want you to fuck me.' She was expensive but oh so very direct!
'But..but why me?' he asked. He physically pinched himself to make sure it wasn't a dream.
'You really want me to tell you.'
'Yes, please.' he replied.
'I have this thing for ugly men.' she replied. 'You see, I have this really handsome husband who women think is an absolute dreamboat. He has an important job and makes loads of money. We live in a beautiful house. My life is all so picture book perfect.' she told him.