All characters in this story are over 18. Thanks to the lovely SimplySilver for her inspiration and assistance with this and other stories.
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I want to tell you a story, and it's all true except for the parts I made up.
My phone rings just as I sit down in the lunch room. And I see Lucy's name and I know, know with absolute clarity, that she's going to torment me mercilessly. And I pretend to consider not answering, and as I pretend to consider my fingers are acting for me, unlocking your phone, tapping the answer button.
"Hell-OOOOO, sweetness!" Lucy says, sounding entirely too cheerful. "How are you today?"
"Would it matter if I said this was a bad time to tease me?" I ask.
"Of course!" Lucy says. "Those are the best times to tease you, why? Is now a terrible time? Are you all pent-up and horny? Would teasing you now make it so much worse?"
"Oh, god," I whisper through gritted teeth, "you have no idea."
"Oh, good," Lucy says, "because I want to tell you a story about me getting really...thoroughly...gloriously...fucked. Hard. Fast. Repeatedly. That wouldn't...bother you, would it?"
"No," I say, meaning 'yes', and then I add "Yes. No. Yes. Oh just tell me you fucking tease."
"Such language," Lucy gasps, affecting an outrageously fake tone of shock and horror. "Someone needs a spanking. But we'll get to that later. First I want to tell you about this boy. This was long before I met my sweet little sub, back in my college days. And it's almost excruciatingly vanilla, but it's, um, really enthusiastically vanilla, so I think that helps. You see, I'd been dating this boy. Who was kind. And sweet. And polite. And nice. And gentle. Really gentle. ANNOYINGLY GENTLE. Especially in bed. Every time. I really liked that he was nice, but do you know how fucking frustrating it is to have a boy who treats you like a china doll in bed? He'd be making slow, sweet love and I'd want to fucking fuck!"
"Oh," I say, crossing my legs, glancing around to make sure nobody is near enough to overhear your words or pick up on your body language.
"I'd try to encourage him to be more...vigorous," Lucy says, "and he'd just say he wanted to be sure I knew he respected me and didn't want to hurt me. And there's only so many ways I can say I'd respect you more if you'd bang me like a screen door in a hurricane."
"Oh," I say again, conscious that I'm starting to blush just a little.
"MEN!" Lucy snarls. "Honestly. Making slow, sweet love is nice once in awhile but most of the time? I want to get well and truly and enthusiastically and gloriously laid. I want to be ridden hard and put away wet. I want to cum until I can't see straight. I want to-"
"I get it!" I say, trying to control my breathing. My pants are starting to feel distressingly tight and I know it's only going to get much, much worse from here.
"Oh, good," Lucy says. "So you'll understand why I did what I did next, then."
"What did you do next?" I ask, after a long five seconds of silence, knowing Lucy's toying with me, making me ask the question and yet I can't stop myself from playing along.
"I. Teased. The. Fuck. Out. Of. Him." Lucy says. "For an entire week. I'd wear revealing outfits that were cut low and skirts that rode high and I always found opportunities to bend over or kneel down or let him catch me coming out of the shower. And I kept having reasons we couldn't have sex for the week. All of them were plausible reasons, too. And he was too nice to push it. So by the end of the week he was almost as frustrated as I was. It turns out that, when I want to, I can be just a little bit of a tease, lover."
"I'd never have guessed," I growl.
"I know, right?" Lucy giggles. "And then, on the weekend, I woke him up with a blowjob. Long and slow and sweet. And he really enjoyed it even though normally he feels like he's taking advantage of me when I go down on him because blah blah something something I didn't pay attention. But this time he was so fucking horny he didn't object. And I got him riiiiight up to the edge where he was just about to blow a week's worth of sexual frustration all over me. And then my phone rang. And it rang because I'd prearranged it on a timer."