A Rose by Any Other Name
Memory helps to see ourselves as the hero of our own lives and to turn pain into triumph and impulsive reaction into stoic reply. So, I like to think that after being polled by my editor, Elliot Barr, I calmly walked to my car to sop up the blood, instead of screaming in pain and calling him a motherfucker, THEN walking (very rapidly) to my car to sop up the blood.
While I like to think otherwise, my parting with the Daily News was not really a mutual agreement: John Duncan, the publisher, had been looking for an excuse to get rid of me for months. Duncan, like everyone else in town, including Elliot, knew I was screwing Diane Barr on Wednesdays. But unlike everyone else in town, he knew that the Jack-Doris affair was more fact than rumor. He suspected I had eyes for his young trophy wife, Margaret. I did, but, hey, I'm not THAT stupid. I guess he thought I was and wanted me out. I happened to find another job before he found another reporter.
My disengagement was depressing. Following Elliot's left hook, I avoided local doctors and visits to the emergency room. Instead, I drove to the ER at Lafayette General. After the required two hour wait, a classmate from boarding school cleaned up my face, added a few stitches and bandaged me up. My face looked like the mummy, but I was looking forward to removing the bandages so I could look like Frankenstein's monster with the stitches. Oh, my nose wasn't broken.
So, I got back to town close to midnight, and had a bourbon at The Office, a dirty little bar across from the courthouse. After two more whiskeys I decided on a late-night breakfast at the Dyne-O-Mite Grill before going home.
So, hungry, tired, depressed and a little tipsy, I sat in a corner booth, and ordered eggs and such from the pudgy Cajun waitress in the always stained uniform, whom I have spoken of a couple of times before. Her name was Rose and she been at the Dyne-O-Mite for about a year.
"What happened to you?" she said as she brought me a cup of coffee. "Oh no, you look awful. I don't mean you look awful yourself but your face looks awful. I mean..."
"I know what you mean."
"Were you in a car wreck? Did someone do this to you?"
"Ran into a door." Isn't that what you're supposed to say?
She wasn't sure if she should believe me - the lady was not the brightest light on the tree.
"Does it hurt?" That seemed a safe question.
"Not as much as I thought it would". I replied. "But I have some good dope I can take if it hurts too bad. Therapy calls for pills and ice packs."
"Is there anything I can do?"
"You can start with my eggs, and we can figure out something later." The last line surprised even me. Not the kind of thing I say, and surely not the kind of thing I'd say to a 40-year pudgy Cajun waitress in the always stained uniform.
In five minutes or so she was back with the breakfast and the coffee pot. "We can figure out something later," She smiled and walked away. That may have been the first and only time I ever saw her smile.
Before I had finished my eggs, she came over with a pot of coffee and an extra cup, and sat down in the bench seat across from me. She tried to start a conversation, but as much as I love to talk I was too tired to participate. So I let her carry the load. She seemed very concerned about my injuries, more so than I was. Amid a litany of "poor dears" she kept trying to hold my hand. She was upset about my injuries, convinced I was in agonizing pain, but I think she was even more upset that I was not upset.
I'm sure others in that part of the restaurant thought she was making a fool of herself, snickering in chorus when she offered to come to my apartment to change the ice packs. I was flattered. My ego needed the boost, and my libido needed tending. I had thought she was hitting on me in the past, but I was reluctant to get involved with a pudgy Cajun waitress with an always stained uniform. And, she gave off vibes that she wasn't altogether emotionally either. You can just imagine the claims she could have on me or worse - "Play Misty for Me" comes to mind - whether I left or stayed.
But all good things must come to an end, so I paid my bill, leaving a big, but not too big, tip, and left for the drive home to Berthaud Street, where I could take my pills and apply an ice pack to my busted face. As I was walking out the door, she came over and said in a soft voice - but not a whisper: I get off at two."
I went back to the apartment and tried to sleep. No success whatsoever. My nose didn't hurt all that much, so I took just one pill. But I just was unable to fall asleep, kicking off the blankets, turning over and over, turning the pillows, opening the windows, closing the windows.
At two o'clock I gave up, got dressed, filled a flask with Bourbon and drove over to the Dyne-O-Mite. Rose was standing at the door, apparently waiting for someone. That someone was me. No one could miss my powder-blue, junkyard-bound TR3. (Elliot had kept me abreast of all the jokes my dear Triumph, had spawned among the various castes and classes in town.)
I had hardly pulled to a stop when she jumped in.