[sounds of buzzing from a phone]
[Annoyed] For fuck sake.
[Sound of the phone being answered]
[Anger] FOR THE LAST TIME BLITZ, IT'S MY FUCKING DAY OFF, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO LOO LOO LA-
[Pause to listen to the conversation on the line]
[Severe Annoyance] Because I'm eighteen years old, not FUCKING FIVE!! Now leave me alone and I'll be back tonight!
[Click of the phone being hung up]
[Mutter In Annoyance] One day off, just a single fucking day, is that too much to ask?
[Nervous] Can't believe I'm even doing this...
[Sound of a door opening and footsteps]
[Nervous] He-hey. Um, yeah, is this the right place? I got this gift card for one free session and...
[Pause]
[Nervous] Yeah, no problem. Just wait here...oh, ok.
[Sound of sitting down and trying to control her breathing.]
[Anxious Muttering] The fuck are you doing here Loona? The fuck are you doing in the Lust Ring? Why the fuck are you in a fucking brothel called "Fuggem, Leavum and Run?" John was joking when he gave you that fucking gift card. Just because you're stupid enough to think that he was hot and funny...
[Dejected] Should have known he had a fucking boyfriend.
[Pause]
[Anxiety takes over] Fuck it, I'm out of here-
[Sound of a door opens]
[Quick and Determined] Hey dude, sorry, I changed my mind-
[Pause]
[Intimidated and awed] Uhhhh....hey there. No. No I wasn't going anywhere. I was just...Uhh
[Pause like you're thinking of an excuse]
[Awkward Excuse] Stretching my legs. Yeah, very important to stretch out my legs. You know...for all that fucking we're about to do.
[Nervous laugh before clearing her throat.]
[Mumbles to herself] The fuck is wrong with me?
[Pause]
[Nervous] Frank, huh? That's a pretty normal name. What's it short for? Frankfurter for your massive...dick?
[Awkward pause]
[Nervous] Franklin? Yeah, that...that makes more sense.
[Pause]
[Anxious laugh] Whaaaat? Pfft, of course I've done this before. I have sex all the time. The Lust Ring is filled with stories of the amount of dick I...
[Embarrassed pause]
[Soft groan] Fuck, is it really that obvious?
[Pause]
[Angry] WHAT?! NO I'M NOT A FUCKING VIRGIN!!! JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WAKE UP EVERY MORNING WITH A DICK IN ME, DOESN'T MEAN I'VE NEVER HAD ONE!!
[Pause]
[Loud sigh] Look...I've only had sex with one guy and we were both drunk so it wasn't exactly memorable. We both agreed it was a one time thing and...wait, why the fuck am I telling you this?
[Pause]
[Annoyed] Look, if I wanted a therapy session on my past fucks, I'll pay for a shrink. Now I paid for an hour of unimaginable sex and...
[Pause]
[Exaggerated sigh] Fiiiine, someone else paid for it. Either way, you're on my time, so let's just get started already.
[Sound of a bed being sat on and foot steps getting closer]
[Awe struck] Fuck...you know, you're like, a lot taller when you stand in front of me like that. And...wider. And your muscles are like the size of my thighs...
[Breathing deeper and faster in a slow panic]
[Anxious] You...you want to kiss me?
[Nervous laugh]
[Pause]
[Surprise] No...I mean...I don't mind kissing.
[Determined and relieved]Yeah, let's...let's start there.
[Sounds of a soft kiss, quickly turning into a deeper, more passionate kiss.]
[Breathing deeply] Fuck, you really know how to use that tongue of yours.
[Laugh nervously before starting to kiss again for as long as preferred.]
[Sudden panic] Wait, what are you-
[Pause]
[Nervous] Oh, right. Can't exactly have sex with my clothes on, right? Um...no, it's ok, I'll take them off, just...give me a sec.
[Sounds of clothes being removed]
[Nervous] So...yeah, this is...me. Not nearly as busty or sexy as all the others you've had in here I bet, but...
[Pause]
[Annoyed] Look, I know I'm paying you and everything, but you don't need to lie to my face, ok? I know what I look like.
[Pause]
[Soft relief] What do you mean you don't usually see...Yeah, that makes sense. If you're desperate enough to pay for an incubus, you must not be all that great looking.
[Pause]
[Nervous laugh] Thanks. You uh...you look pretty hot too.
[Kiss with soft moaning]
[Deeper breathing] Oh fuck...you're hands are so big. They almost cover my entire back.
[Pause]
[Nervous laugh] Yeah, I use conditioner for my fur. I try to keep it soft.
[Continue kissing for as long as preferred]
[Nervous] I don't get as many looks from guys these days and...
[Pause]
[Nervous] On...on the bed? Yeah, that...right.
[Sounds of the bed being laid on. Sounds of more kissing for as long as preferred.]
[Soft surprise] Where are you going? Oh fuck, that's my...wait, my tits are sensitive.
[Soft giggle turning into soft moan] Oh fuck. You really know what you're doing, huh?
[Pause]
[Soft giggle turned to happy panic] Wait, don't kiss that, my stomach is ticklish-
[Loud giggle]
[Feigned annoyance] Fuck dude, I came here for sex, not to be tickled.
[Pause]
[Nervous chuckle] You're going to what?
[Soft moan] Oh...oh fuck. The way your mouth feels on my thighs. The feel of you getting closer and closer to my-
[Sharp inhale] Oh shit. Fuck that's my-
[Soft whine and movement on the sheets of the bed] That's my clit! Fuck yes! Ohhh shit!
[Soft moans for as long as preferred and slowly quicken the breathing]
[Breathing deeply] Can I...Fuck, can I grab your horns? I need something to hold on to.
[Pause]
[Deep Breath] Yeah? Thanks.
[Moan and breathe faster] Oh fuck, yeah, right there, right there! Use your fingers, use your fingers!!
[Moan and breathe deeply as long as preferred]