Living the Dream in Mexico pt. 2
A second time with Officer Cece
The usual disclaimers. No resemblance to anyone living or dead is implied or intended. Anyone engaging in sex is over 18.
Brian and the female police officer, Cece Garcia, were standing outside kissing and holding hands in the afterglow of their terrific sex session when the taxi arrived to take Cece home.
"Call me when you get in your apartment safely," he told her.
"I'm the cop, that's supposed to be my line," she said smiling while giving him a last wave.
Brian thought about how much he had enjoyed himself then began planning for Wednesday when he would see her again.
Without thinking he let the steel man door slam shut making the whole garage reverberate loudly.
"So, did you have fun?" a spiteful sounding voice called out.
"Well, you should know, I saw you watching us from the tree Valentina," he informed her. "Why did you want to spy on me?"
"I had to see, I just had to," she said softly then shook herself. "It's nothing, never mind."
"It's not nothing if you went to the effort of climbing the tree," he told her. "And you stayed there until we were done. What were you hoping to see anyway?"
"Just, oh I don't know, you would laugh if I told you," she said tiredly.
"Ok then, good night," he said turning to enter his house.
"Wait senor please," she asked.
"What now?" he said tiredly.
"I have a question to ask, it is very personal, so you don't have to answer. Is that ok?"
"Ok, you can ask but I may not answer."
"You were having sex with the officer in her butt, yes?" the tiny girl asked.
"Yes, I was, it's called anal sex. What is your point?"
"Were you doing it to her that way because it would not fit in her other hole?" she wondered.
"No, during foreplay we discovered that we both like butt play and anal sex. She wanted it that way and I agreed," he explained.
"So, even if she is a smaller woman your thing would fit in her vagina?"
"Sure, why not. Babies come out of that hole, I am certainly not as large as a baby," he said smiling.
She grinned back saying, "I am not an expert, but it looked very large to me."
"Seen a lot of cocks, have you?"
"No, but when you live on the street there is sometimes not much privacy. You see things but you don't notice them, if you can understand my meaning," she told him.
Nodding his head he replied, "Yes, I do understand. Kind of like living in a coed dorm in college."
So, where are you going with these questions?" he asked.
"I am too embarrassed to tell you, good night senor," she said before lying down in her blankets.
Brian shook his head then locked up before going to bed.
The next morning Brian was in a good mood, humming to himself as he made his coffee. He had nothing on his agenda for the day. He was contemplating making a sandwich and loading the cooler before heading to the beach. He grabbed his keys hitting the button to open the trunk. His intention was to load his beach bag, chair and umbrella before fixing the cooler. As he entered the garage, he groaned upon seeing the pile of things in the corner. Instead of loading the car he began looking through his contact list for his lawyer.
Federico Gonzales seemed happy to hear from him. He chastised Brian for not calling for over a year but acknowledged that not having to contact your attorney is usually a good thing. Brian laughed with him before they caught up on each other's lives. Fede eventually brought them back to the point of the call.
Brian explained about coming back from the States and finding a homeless girl in his garage. He detailed the police visit omitting his date with Cece Garcia. After he finished Fede was quiet for a long time. Brian was beginning to think he had lost him when his lawyer grunted before saying, "Ok, you have a problem. The girl has been taking homeless lessons from her peers apparently. It is true that if someone lives continuously at the same address for 30 days, they have certain rights. You would call them squatters rights in the States."
"Even if she was trespassing and had no permission to be there? Had in fact broken in?" Brian asked, trying to be clear on what was involved.
"Well, yes and no. Yes, in the sense that the law says if you physically reside at a property for thirty days and the owner of the property has not asked you to leave, the person has in fact established residency. No, in the sense that if the court is made aware that the owner was absent and had no knowledge of the, let's call her a squatter, squatter being on the property, especially if they forced their way in or damaged the property, they can be made to leave or be arrested if there was damage."
"That sounds fairly simple and straight forward, what am I missing?" Brian asked.
"Well, in your case it should be simple. Your passport will show the date you left and returned, correct?"
"Well, they don't actually stamp them anymore, but they are scanned at the border so no problem," he said firmly.
"Ah, very good. It should not take more than a month or six weeks to get a written copy from INM," Fede said sounding very happy.
"Why would it ta-, never mind, Mexico right?" Brian said.
"Yes, and I can't get a court date without having copies of all documents required. By the way that will mean you will probably have to pay for her deposition. That is one of the papers required to show the court," Fede informed him.
"Why do I have to pay for that?" Brian asked.
"Well, you don't have to, but the squatter has no money, correct? That means that the deposition would be taken by a court appointed attorney. That takes 3-6 months depending on the backlog."
"OK, so if I pay, she has to give the deposition right away?"
"In theory yes, but she will make up a hundred excuses and delay as long as possible," he assured Brian.
"Why would she want to delay? Oh, never mind, I get it. The longer she can delay the longer she has a place to stay out of the rain," he said shaking his head.
"Now you are beginning to understand why I said you had a problem."
"So, is there any way we can speed up this process? By that I mean throw money at it?" Brian wondered.
"To a certain extent a few judiciously spread gifts would help. The biggest problem will be getting the squatter to give a deposition. A random thought, do you know anyone on the police force you could rely on?" he asked.
"As a matter of fact, I do. Why, what is on your mind?" Brian asked.
"If you knew an officer that could harass the squatter every time they left the property, you know, theft, drugs, public intoxication then haul them in for questioning it would help. They can point out to the squatter that the harassment would stop when she finished her deposition. I know some people but as an officer of the court it can't be connected to me," he explained.
Brian had a huge smile on his face when he said, "Oh I think I have just the right two officers in mind Fede. Let me take care of that part."
"Ok, let me get things rolling on my end. It will probably take around 2,000 pesos to spur the INM into action." Fede explained.
"I would consider that $100 well spent, go ahead, I'll transfer the money to the firm's account."
"Very well my friend, when this is over, we need to have a steak and a few beers." Fede said.
"Are you still going out with Angela?" Brian asked.
"Yes I am, why she puts up with me I will never know," he confirmed.
"If you can get her to come with us, I will even buy," Brian offered.
"A wonderful offer but I was going to make you buy anyway for my brilliant legal services."
"Wow, you need to buy a larger sombrero amigo," he laughed hanging up.
After thinking about the conversation and the things that would take time to accomplish, he decided that the beach was still a wonderful idea.
He had little contact with Valentina the squatter until Wednesday afternoon. When he pulled into the garage and grabbed the makings for his dinner with Cece out of the trunk, he noticed Valentina sitting in her corner silently watching him. He carried his things into the kitchen then went back to the garage.
"The police lady is going to come for dinner tonight. We are probably going to have sex after that. Last time she was here she said she wanted it in the vagina tonight," he informed her then turned to go.
"Why are you telling me this?" asked Valentina.
"I was wondering whether you wanted me to leave the blinds open for you."
"I don't know what to say, do you want me to look?" she said puzzled.
"I don't care if you look, in fact it excites me a little to have an audience," he told her.
After thinking it over for a minute she said, "Please leave the blinds open, leave a light on also."