Six inches of overnight snow followed by temperatures in the high 30's and 20 mile per hour winds had turned the roads mushy-slushy, a real hyrdoplaner's delight. Yes, indeed, the snowplow miniminds with the blades on the front of their Ford F-350 dualies were having a contractor's field day in the shopping center parking lots. The rest of us were closely examining our automobile insurance policies to help make the decision about whether or not we really wanted to venture out. I did.
I had signed up for a six-hour writer's seminar to be held in the meeting room of the local public library and had paid my 35 dollars, so the slush wasn't going to keep me away.
There was only one car in the library's parking lot when I pulled in just five minutes before the seminar's scheduled start time. Well, hope they have the coffee on. I splooshed through the unplowed parking lot and walked through the library's glass door, clomping my Redwings on the mat to knock off the remnants of parking lot glop. The meeting room door was open, so I walked on in.
The seminar's moderator, one of the librarians, turned to greet the one who had been goofy enough to brave the weather and bad drivers.
'Good morning, Lee,' she spoke brightly with a smile. 'I called your house to tell you that we were going to reschedule the seminar because of the weather, but your wife said you had already left.'
'Hi, Diane. Yeah, I had to plow the driveway to get out, so I left about an hour ago. So, when's the new date for the seminar if you're not going to have it today.'
'I don't have an exact date yet. The meeting room's booked for the next two Saturdays, so it will probably be in mid- or late-January.'
'Well, put me down for it, whenever it is. I hope you didn't brave this gunky weather to come here just to tell me the seminar had been postponed?'
'Pretty much. I was afraid that you might think the location had changed. But, I also wanted to make sure the library's furnace was working and that no pipes had frozen'
'So, are you headed home now' I'm sure Don will be glad to see you home early.'
Her bright countenance faded slightly before she spoke again.
'Don and some of his buddies have headed off to Seattle for the football game tomorrow. I get to spend the weekend doing laundry and housecleaning.'
'I haven't had my morning coffee yet. Why don't you let me buy you a cup over at Jitters' That'll let you put off those exciting housekeeping chores.'
Her smile returned. Perhaps she was grateful for the reprieve.
'I'll follow you,' she said. 'My little Honda doesn't do terribly well in this kind of weather.'
And off we went.
Once inside the sparsely occupied and minimally furnished coffee shop, with mugs of steaming coffee firmly in hand, we sat at one of the three tables.
'So, Lee, what made you decide to sign up for the writer's seminar' What kind of writing are you interested in?'
I paused before answering, trying to decide whether or not to answer evasively or honestly. Honesty prevailed.
'I'm going to try my hand at writing fiction,' I said somewhat tentatively, hoping I suppose that she would not press for more detail. Wrong.
'What kind of fiction' Mystery' Science fiction' What?' she pressed.
'Well'I think I'm going to try erotic fiction.'
Her stunned silence thundered throughout the coffee shop and echoed resonantly off the fixtures. She just stared at me.
'Earth to Diane. Come in, Diane?' I tried to lighten the mood.
She started to speak, her lips seemed to move, but no sound was forthcoming.
Finally' 'You mean, like, romance novels?' she asked with a hopeful tone in her voice.
'No, more like explicit sexual stories,' I offered bluntly.
'Why do you want to write porn?' Her voice was getting stronger again, but her tone was more inquisitive rather than challenging. 'Besides,' she continued, 'It doesn't take any special talent to write that drivel.'
'Actually, I've already written a few stories and posted them on an Internet site. Several readers have emailed compliments and constructive criticism to me.'
'I'll bet,' she spat.
'Diane, you're suggesting that writing erotic fiction takes no talent, but I disagree. Have you ever read any?'
'Not exactly,' she answered with just a hint of reproach.
'Well, it's been my experience that it takes as much skill to write good erotic fiction as it takes to write other types of short stories. A well-written one still has to have plot, character development, pacing, and, of course, sexual details. It isn't just a bunch of four-letter words thrown in for effect. I mean, think about it. Human sexual interaction is a great experience. Wouldn't it challenge you as a writer to be able to portray that with clarity and precision on paper?'
'Except,' she countered, 'You know as well as I do that the purpose behind sex stories is less about artistry than arousal.'
'True. To be candid about it, I do want to arouse the reader. In fact, I hope that whoever is reading the story will feel the insurmountable need to relieve himself or herself as quickly as possible, but not until he's finished reading the story. The thing is, poor quality writing can neutralize the effect, whereas good writing enhances it. I want to paint literary images that are so vivid, so unforgettable, so graphic, that the reader actually feels the presence of her literary sexual partner. But I want to also have the story be plausible. If the reader says to himself or herself, 'Oh, that could never happen to me,' the I've failed. On the other hand, if the reader can project herself into the plot, if she can become that sexually desirable woman, if she can live out her fantasies through the character, then it seems to me that the writing has succeeded.'