It was a common lament.
There were three of us sitting around the small kitchen table; my wife and I, and a visiting friend, whom I'll call Monica, a single mother of one. It was a Friday night and we were just hanging out, talking, laughing, and drinking wine. I'm not afraid to say that we were a bit on the inebriated side. Rather happily inebriated, in fact. Monica had just brought up how frustrating it was sexually being a single mother.
"As soon as they find out I'm a single mom their eyes start scanning the room, looking for a way out," she griped. "At this point, I'd settle for a hot one nighter!"
"You wouldn't!" my wife exclaimed. I chuckled and stood to clear some dishes from the table. When women start to talk about sex, I've found that it's generally best not to involve myself in the conversation.
"I'm getting tired of having to take care of myself in the sexual side of things. I miss the interaction with another person... hell, even if it's just a quick blowjob... sometimes it's fun to know you've met another person's needs, ya know?"
I stood at the sink rinsing dishes and bit my tongue. My wife has a serious aversion to oral sex. I can't remember the last time she went down on me.
"You should give my husband a blowjob; he's got the perfect cock for it."
I straightened and blink. What the hell did I just hear? I turned and looked over at my wife. She was looking at Monica, not paying any attention to me, with a wicked grin on her face. Monica looked as surprised as I must have looked.
"It's nice and thick with a good shape, soft skin," she continued, "and the best part... nothing comes out."
Monica blinked, "What?"
"Yeah, nothing comes out."
"What do you mean nothing comes out?"
"He has what's called 'retro-ejaculation'. It all goes into his bladder. Nothing comes out."
Monica glanced over at me but quickly looked away when she saw that I was paying attention, and whispered, "Well, now you've sparked my curiosity."
My wife looked over at me and beckoned, "C'mere."
Curious, I walked slowly over to where she was sitting and looked down at her. She looked up at me playfully and reached up; massaging me through the pants I was wearing.
She smiled at me lustfully and asked, "Can I show her?"
I decided I'd call her bluff.
"Sure," I responded, "go for it."
To my surprise, she began undoing my belt. I looked over at Monica who was leaning forward slightly, her eyes riveted on my crotch. I smirked down at my wife, waiting for her to balk and say something flippant about how "I wished" or something to that effect. She continued to look up at me, a sexy, playful grin on her face as she slowly pulled my zipper down and reached inside my pants, her fingers snaking their way through the fly in my briefs. I gasped slightly as she wrapped her hand around me and squeezed slightly. She licked her lips as I began to swell under her attention, and I was sure she'd remove her hand and zip me back up.
She turned and looked at Monica and asked, "You wanna see?"
"Um, sure," Monica answered hesitantly while leaning forward even further, probably expecting my wife to renege at any moment. I stood quietly, waiting for my wife to come back with "too bad" or "tough." My breath caught in my throat, however, when she pulled me out through my fly and slowly stroked my length. I was quite hard by now, and could not believe what was happening. She closed her eyes and leaned forward, taking me in her mouth, moaning softly as she did. I gasped slightly as she slowly slid her lips and tongue over my shaft, enveloping me with her warm, wet mouth. I glanced over at Monica who was craning her neck to see. My wife slowly backed off of me, sucking at my hardness so that it made an audible pop when she drew it from her mouth. She looked over at Monica and motioned to the chair I'd been sitting in.
"C'mere so you can see better."
As Monica stood she looked at me as if a bit unsure. I could only return her gaze with what I hoped was a blank, neutral look. My wife began licking and kissing the head of my shaft as Monica sat opposite her, leaning forward to take a closer look at my cock.
My wife sat up slightly and said, "Just the right size, don't think?"
"Mmm hmm..." was the best that Monica could muster.
My wife sat up straighter and said, "Here, you try it."
Monica sat up and blinked, "What?"
"You do it. He loves it!" With that, she sat back in her chair and reached for her glass of wine, smiling at Monica as she took a drink.
Monica reached out with obvious trepidation and gently took me in her hands. She looked up at me questioningly. I bit my lower lip, somewhat bewildered by the entire situation myself, but turned slightly towards her. Her eyes dropped to my crotch as her hands softly began to explore my length.
"It's so soft... so warm..." she whispered.
"Taste it," my wife responded quietly.
Monica blinked at the demand before slowly lowering her lips to me and kissing the tip almost shyly. I watched, entranced, as she closed her eyes and parted her lips slightly, seeming to simply enjoy feeling the warmth against her lips. She began to move me and turn her head slightly at the same time, running me over her lips almost as if she were applying lip gloss. She moaned under her breath and suddenly engulfed me with her mouth, taking as much of my shaft into her as she could. I felt the vibrations of her moaning in the center of my being as she pushed me to the back of her throat. She slowly withdrew about halfway before leaning forward again, taking me back into her. Her hands clutched at my thighs as she once again withdrew. I watched as my length slowly reappeared from her lips.
She leaned back and turned to my wife, "How far do you want me to take him?"
"All the way. Make him cum. I don't hear him complaining about it, do you?"
"As a matter of fact, I don't, but let's make this more comfortable," she suggested while tugging at my pants.
With that, Monica reached up and undid the button holding my pants at my hips. My wife slid them down, letting them pool around my ankles while Monica worked at pushing me back through the fly of my briefs. When she was done she looked up at me and dragged her fingernails down the length of my shaft, grinning in the same wicked way my wife had grinned at her earlier. Then she reached up and pulled the waistband of my briefs down over me and slid them down to join my pants at my ankles.
"Reach underneath and you'll see why nothing comes out..." whispered my wife.
Monica knelt before me, grasping my erection in one hand and looked up at me as she slid her other hand between my legs, her fingers finding my scrotum. They explored me briefly and a wave of puzzlement passed over her face before understanding dawned on her.
"Um, you seem to be missing something, my friend," she stated softly, looking up at me.
"Cancer when I was very young. Long story, I'll tell you some other time." I responded.
"And that's why..." she let the question trail off as she nodded in understanding before once again lowering her head to take me fully in her mouth, moaning softly as she did so. I looked over at my wife. She was sitting drinking her wine, intent upon watching Monica giving me a blowjob. When she noticed me looking at her she looked up into my eyes.
"You like that, don't you?"
I nodded.
"Are you going to show her how nothing comes out?"
I nodded again.
"Soon?"