My wife, Marge, and I have sex four or five times a week. She loves to fuck, and to have me suck her cunt. She'll suck me, but won't let me cum in her mouth.
She manages the female clothing sections of a major department store chain in one of our city's malls. My name's Bill. I write a monthly column for rural electric cooperatives in all states bordering the Mississippi River.
Shortly after one on a sweltering afternoon, I ducked into a neighborhood bar for a cold one. I had started to order another drink, when a sexy-voiced female said, "Wouldn't you rather come over to my place for a glass of wine?"
Startled, I turned to see who was talking. It was Karen, a woman in my wife's bridge club. She owns several automobile battery stores. I grinned. "Hi, Karen. If you live near here, I'll take you up on your offer. Matter of fact, I'll go if you live far away."
"C'mon, it's just a short walk from here." Thank goodness. The heat outside was oppressive.
When we reached her apartment, she said "Take off your tie and make yourself comfortable while I get the wine." She returned with two glasses of Merlot, touched her glass to mine, and said "Cheers."
"Don't you get lonesome living here all alone?" I asked. She had been divorced for about three years.
She laughed. "If you're wondering about my sex life, I get all the sex I can handle."
"That's not why I asked," I stammered.
"Tell me, Bill, do you get all the sex you can handle?"
"Yes. Sure But --"
"But what?"
"May I be blunt?"
"Are you asking if I mind if you say cunt or fuck?"
"I guess that answers my question. I love oral sex, but Marge won't let me cum in her mouth. There, now you know."
"Boy, we're in the same boat. The guy I'm going with won't let me suck his prick. Do you like the taste of cum?"
"Love it."