I has just left my customer's place of business and pulled out on to the 'unlimited access' four lane for my thirty minute drive home. I virtually lived at the plant on Monday; I would arrive around 8:00 AM and leave promptly at 4:30 PM. He was my best customer and deserved the level of attention I gave him.
Almost immediately, I saw an attractive young woman with her thumb out. She didn't look shabby and certainly didn't look like your typical hitch hiker. She was dressed well, albeit casually, in tight black jeans, an attractive blouse and a leather jacket.
There really wasn't anything up this way other than the factory I had just left. There was a resort that I had just passed, but it was an old folks' haven and she didn't fit the bill.
I hadn't noticed a car broken down on the side of the road. She didn't look like an 'experienced' hitch hiker, but more like someone whose car had broken down and didn't normally choose this method of transportation.
She had to work for my customer; maybe her car was broken down back in the company parking lot. I pulled over to check her out, pretty sure that I was going to give her a ride. If she did work for my customer, I'd probably see her again, and---who knows?
As she sauntered back to the car with a big smile, I checked her out. She was extremely hot. Tall and perfectly put together, she had long, shining auburn hair, very little makeup, tasteful earrings which matched her necklace, some sort of animal skin boots on her feet and jeans in which she had to have been poured.
She opened the door to get in; close up, the effect was even more attractive. The clothes threw me a little. She had some class to her and this didn't seem like the outfit one would wear for work. It was the outfit a woman of her apparent age might wear to go out on a date, or drinking with friends. Maybe she had changed before leaving work. Her perfume was faint and not cheap. I felt the familiar stirrings. She thanked me for stopping as she closed the car door and settled in.
I spoke. "Hi, my name's Jim. Jim Taylor. How far are you going?"
"I'm going all the way down to the, 'tourist docks' where all the old folks go shopping for shells and beach art. Are you going that far?" She responded, with a wickedly sexy, almost lascivious smile.
It was my turn. "Actually, I'm going past there, so I'll be glad to drop you off. Do you work back at that big factory a mile or so back? What do you do?"
She slid over a little closer to me on the bench seat, put her hand on my thigh and replied. "No, I don't work there. And I think you know exactly what I do." And with that, her tongue rimmed my ear. "My name is Nona, Nona Lisa."
Uh oh, I thought. I've either picked up a hooker or an under cover female vice cop---neither of which could be good. I had driven this stretch of road, three days a week for years and had never seen any hookers. Plus, she looked too damned good to be a hooker. I'd seen hookers in this general part of Florida before, not the bar variety, but the highway variety, and she didn't look like what I had seen. She had too much meat on her bones to be a crack whore. What the fuck?
"Nona, I'd appreciate it if you'd move back to the other side of the car and put your seat belt on. It's the law in this state, you know." I said indignantly, then continued.
"I didn't 'know what you do,' when I stopped. I assumed you worked for my customer back there and had car trouble. Frankly, you looked too good to be a hooker; I thought you were just a 'damsel in distress.'
I went on. "I'm still not convinced that you are a hooker. I'm betting on under cover vice cop; you sort of look the part. If so, you're not very good at it, since that was the most glaring example of entrapment I've ever witnessed. Are you a police officer, or working for a law enforcement agency?"
There was a new law in the state that said that under cover vice cops, if asked the question correctly, had to identify themselves. They could also not touch a man's 'privates'---even through clothing, until the deal was done---the offer had to be made by the mark. They could not offer a 'service' for a fee or expose either their breasts or pussy. The 'John' had to do all the work and make the offer. I guess one too many state legislators had been nabbed.