Samantha and I had been married for about 6 months. We were married in the early 1980's and although both of us worked money was fairly tight. We were lucky that we were able to just afford a new build house. We managed to scrape together the deposit from savings, family and a loan from the house builder. This loan had to be paid off in 2 years, so we were having to save money each month for that. Most of the furniture in the house was second hand, but it did it's job. We had one car between us. It was about 3 years old, and because I had to visit sites for my job with the local authority, they had given me a cheap car loan to buy a reliable car.
We couldn't afford to eat out and takeaways were a very rare treat. We had to plan our meals carefully to fit in with our budget and therefore we would plan ahead the meals for the next 7 days and buy all of the food at the large supermarket nearby on a Saturday morning. We were still in the honeymoon phase exploring living and doing things together. We had not lived together before getting married. In this era both of our sets of parents would have frowned on the idea of us living together before getting married.
We were enjoying being a couple in our own home and controlling our own lives. We went to the supermarket together on a Saturday morning to get the shopping done as quickly as possible. We timed it so that we could do our shop and get back home in time for lunch. It was early summer and quite warm. I was dressed in a tee shirt and jeans and Samantha was dressed in a sleeveless top and a light summer skirt.
The supermarket was always busy on a Saturday morning. They did not have Sunday opening or 24 hour opening then, so the customers were concentrated in to a smaller number of hours. It was never our favourite pastime. Too many screaming kids, people banging in to your ankles with their trolley and long queues at the checkout. It was a relief to finally get out of the supermarket and wheel the trolley across the car park. The car was loaded up with the carrier bags, the trolley was taken back to the trolley park and we could finally leave the hell hole of the supermarket and head off home.
Saturday morning and afternoon was the time for carrying out chores. Once the supermarket shopping was finished, we would have lunch and then get on with cleaning the house and making sure the garden was tidy. Already we had slipped in to a Saturday routine.
We arrived back home and pulled in to the parking bay. We lived in a terrace of houses and so there was no individual parking or driveway in front of the house, you just parked in one of the communal spaces about 30 yards away from our house. We carried the carrier bags of food in to the house and through to the kitchen. We managed to carry all of the bags in one go and as I passed through the front door, I kicked it closed behind me. We always put the shopping away immediately so that we could then prepare lunch and sit down to relax and enjoy that. Soon, all of the shopping was packed away apart from the large 1.5 litre bottle of Coke that would go in to the bottom of a cupboard under the worktop. I reached up for it as I was bent down in front of the cupboard, but being a bit clumsy, I managed to knock it over and it fell to the floor.
I was not worried about knocking it over. It was a plastic bottle, so I knew it would just bounce on the floor. Which it did, but it also landed on the cap of the bottle. Whilst the cap did not come off, the seal around it broke and high pressure Coke came squirting out of the bottle.
The bottle wedged itself against the kitchen units, and a fountain of Coke hit me front on, spraying me from my jeans upwards. I was so shocked initially that I didn't move and the Coke soaked me from my jeans up to my face. As the pressure in the bottle dropped and the spray died down, I turned to see Samantha killing herself with laughter as the Coke dripped from my face and my clothes had suddenly turned several shades darker from the wetness.
At first I didn't quite enjoy the joke, but then a plan formed in my head to get revenge. I picked the Coke bottle up. It was still about 3/4 full. I shook the bottle rapidly, and before Samantha could move far I was spraying her with the super fizzy Coke. Her top rapidly became wet clinging to her breasts, and the skirt became see through as it got soaked. I smiled back at her to replicate the amusement she showed when I got soaked initially. I went to put the bottle on the floor but then shook the bottle again and sprayed the coke up under her skirt, soaking her knickers.
"You sod" she said with a smile on her face. I knew that she was not finished. She would have some sort of revenge. I laid the bottle on the floor between us. It was still about half full, and was still dribbling Coke out through the neck of the bottle. I was daring her to make the next move, to see what would happen. I knew she would not resist the challenge.
She bent over and slowly picked up the bottle. She raised it to her lips and seductively licked at the Coke still oozing out of the bottle. I realised that I was not the only one turned on by being sprayed with Coke. All of a sudden with a twist of her wrist, she fully opened the bottle of coke. The top was dropped as she moved towards me with a wicked look on her face. She raised the bottle high and I realised that she was going to pour the remaining Coke over me if I did not do something about it.