Devnit has a fabulous body. Three days a week I sit in Creative Writing class with her and I fantasize about what I want to do to her 38-29-39 body. I dream about her long, curly red hair bouncing around as she rides me. I imagine her jade eyes staring at mine as I take off her clothes. I can almost hear her whispering to me in her flowing Irish accent. I want her.
Then I leave class. She goes her way and I go mine. I go to my dorm room and jack off thinking of her. I don’t think she even know my name.
When I’m done abusing myself, I sit at my computer and write poetry to her. My roommate, Noah, tries to console me. “Kent, just give her one of those poems you’re always writing. She’ll either fall madly in love with you or think you’re a creep. Either way, you’ll know what she thinks. You’ll never get with her if you never talk to her.”
“You’re right. I just hope it’s not the creep alternative.”
So the next day, I walked over to Devnit after class was done. I said, “Hi.”
She turned around. “Hey, you’re Kent, right?”
I was shocked. She knew my name. “Uh, yeah. That’s me.” I cleared my throat. “Say, I was writing a poem and I wanted to know what you thought of it. You know, a woman’s point of view.”
“Sure. I’ll take a look at it.” She smiled.
“Thanks,” I blushed as I handed her the poem. “My phone number is on the bottom, if you have any comments or anything.”
“Okay.” She turned and walked away. I watched her ass shake as she went down the hall. I could just see myself grabbing that ass.
I told myself to snap out of it. I grabbed a bite to eat. Then I went to me evening class, but for some crazy reason, I couldn’t concentrate on statistics. All I could think about was whether she liked my poem or not.
After class, I raced back to my dorm. Noah was mindlessly playing some computer game. I threw my backpack on the floor and dropped onto my bed.
Without tearing his eyes from the computer screen Noah said, “Hey, some chick called for you. Some Devin or something. She had a thick accent and I couldn’t really tell.”
“Yeah? What did she say?”