I think it would be fair to clearly state that there are most likely grammatical errors to be found in this.
I did my best, but English is my second language and searching for an editor turned out to be harder than writing this story.
I don't ask for mercy, though. If you find mistakes: tell me. I'll work them in and hopefully will get better in the process.
I know that it is considered disrespectful to publish something not thoroughly corrected. But to be honest I really want to find out if I actually can write in an entertaining way in English, first.
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I have many memories from my time as a seaman of the German Navy. I was young and didn't know shit about the world in general and women in particular. Plus I had no confidence to speak of when I joined. When my term of enlistment ended, I still didn't know much and was certainly none the wiser, but I had gained confidence. And I got laid surprisingly often.
When I think about that time, there is one memory that stands out. Some kind of first time in a way. The first time I met a woman from and in another country
intimately
...
It was only one and a half years after joining the Navy. One year of instruction until I was ready to be sent to my ship and do my job as a radar operator and petty officer and half a year of shipboard experience mostly composed of training, training and - let me think about it - yeah, training. All of it in preparation for going down to the Mediterranean to enforce the embargo against civil warring Yugoslavia.
The last part of preparations was a trip to Norway - more precisely Stavanger - for radar operational-tests and measurement. Something each of our ships had to go through every couple of years.
For me, it was the first time I would see another country. But to be honest there was not much time to be excited.
The days at sea were filled with drill, drill and then some drill to round the meal. And once we reached Norwegian territorial waters we got surprised by an impromptu exercise with a Norwegian Frigate and some of their air force units. But at least it wasn't another firefighting, man over board, medical emergency, or leakage drill. So everybody was actually kinda grateful for the distraction.
My job was to spot and track incoming airplanes. Not the most important job on a ship that was built for hunting submarines and wasn't meant to operate alone, but anyway...
I think the point of this exercise was to train joint operations with other Navies. Something we would need experience with when operating in the Med in a multinational naval formation. But every military purpose lost its significance when I accidentally started to have a lot of fun.
Part of my job was to call every possible threat spotted in my area of responsibility via radio. And of course everybody else listened to that frequency and said everything important there, too. That's why there was something called 'radio discipline' to abide by.
My aerial surveillance responsibility was shared with that of our Norwegian partner in the exercise. And like with our ship, it wasn't their main business to engage airplanes. Therefore I happened to share my workload with only one other person. And she happened to be female and sounded amazingly cute.
Whenever she acknowledged something I said I felt some kind of shiver going down my spine. The first time I heard her voice is still clear and fresh in my memory even today - many, many years later.
"This is
Callsign
," I shouted shortly after the start of the exercise. And of course 'Callsign' stands for a seemingly random combination of numbers and letters; I'm not allowed to tell, since they were confidential. Top secret, even if I could remember the particular call signs of that day. "New Boogey! Bearing 247! Closing fast! Over."
It doesn't matter that I told everybody this way that a new contact was coming from the lower left with high speed. That was part of the exercise and no real surprise. What mattered to me was the answer:
"A'dis is
Callsign
," she chirped, "A'rogerr, ouverr."
It was the way she put a cute little 'a' in front of every sentence she said and the way she rolled her 'r', that did it for me. And she did that every time she talked over the radio.
After a while I used every single opportunity to provoke an answer from her. Normally she had to answer, when I said 'over'. Even if it was only an acknowledgment of me saying something. I clearly remember our officer in charge of the exercise slowly getting upset from my talkative mood. But that didn't bother me the least.
In the end we managed to virtually shoot one plane down and got virtually sunk about a dozen times. Yay!
When we were almost finished I couldn't resist. I just
had
to compliment her.
Therefore I said: "
Callsign
, this is
Callsign
. Thank you for lightening up my day with your stunning voice."
Bear with me. I actually had thought about what to say for half an hour. I know that it wasn't the most original thing, but I was pretty young and pretty nervous.
Anyway...
"A'dis is
Callsign
," she said and I swear I heard her grinning. "A'rogerr-out."
It was immediately followed by the voice of my commanding officer barking into the frequency and demanding said 'radio discipline'. And that was followed by him rushing over to my place and telling me for about ten minutes, what he would do with me, my career and my ass if I ever -
ever
- dared to do something like this again.
But fuck... It was worth it.
Afterward, life went on and we got into harbor. Or to be more precise to a pier in the midst of the small city. And the Norwegian Frigate accompanied us. Finally docking directly behind our ship.
There was no doubt that we would pay our visit and bring some booze and cigarettes with us. The stuff was amazingly expensive in Norway in those days and we had plenty.
Blessed with being petty officers and therefore leaving the actual work behind to be done by the regular crewmen, most of us who had decided to visit the Norwegians were ready when it was called it a day. And we - or more accurately the booze, the smokes and then us sailors in that order - were greeted by some of the Norwegian petty officers and led to their mess.
We were standing around and taking the first swigs of beer, when finally one of the Norwegians finally dared to ask.
"So... who was it?"