My sister wrote in her journal about her perverted waxing experience. Who is so stupid to blab day and night about Ryan Gosling and then make it the password? WTF! So, I'm posting her most intimate story here for the ultimate humiliation. Go see what your colleagues at the Penny Design Agency think about you now.
See after we finished school, we moved in together to save money. Now, she is on an intervention crusade with me. All I have to say is: Never ever fuck with my Xbox again!
Saturday, August 24th
I watched the ferry crossing the plane of dark water in front of Blake Island. The sky was already dark from the clouds of fall drifting in from the Pacific Ocean. The little wave tops were whipped by gusts. A chill crossed my soul only looking outside. The room was warm from the heating. The heating was working only a little. However, it already dried the air presaging how dry and irritating the heater air would become in the midst of winter. That's when I knew I needed a little summer on my inside.
An hour later, I was walking down Pike street. The walking crowd was wrapped up in coats. Knit beanies and statement coats were going strong this fall. With all the pastel colored brown and black coats, I stood out like a sore thumb. I was wearing a white dress with red stencils. The light summer fabric flapped in the gusty wind. To keep the chill out, I had put a winter strength leather jacket over me. I looked like a hoodlum with the contrast of summer dress and winter jacket.
There was a reason to keep any possible clothes friction away. Ha, I'm such a bad ass going for a Brazilian wax. Lissie, in the office, had swooned over how smooth it made her and how crazy the boys go over it. So, I put up with cold gusts cutting into my thighs. The whole area above my brown over-the-knee-boots and below the leather jacket was hurting from the cold. A little sweat dripped down my spine from the hot leather jacket.
Phew, after twenty mintes of walking, I closed the glass door of the beauty salon behind me. My brother hates this place. He complains about the tacky Christmas lights. He frowns upon the old ladies that come her to have three Asian workers massage them, while a fourth works the pedicure. He says that it is all pretend-belief. The whole thing is simply for show to parade around to the other customer what a royal treatment they are getting. The massage girls only use their pointy fingers in the nape of the neck. It's nothing like getting a full body massage from a skilled therapist.
Well, they have the cheapest deals. It's only $20 for a full Brazilian with a coupon. Take that brother: Who is the financially smart one?
A flamboyantly gay Asian man welcomed me at the reception. He snapped his hands as only gays do. His hair was styled in a giant pompadour hair cut with shiny hairspray. His shirt was based on a cubist painting. He batted his Mascara style eye lashes at me.
"Poor child, you finally made it out of that nasty weather. What can I do for you?"
"I'd like a Brazilian wax. I got the coupon right here."
"Jasmine, you have a customer."
A big Asian woman in her forties got up. From the get-go, I knew that she was in charge. She was heavy. Her face looked angry. All the young girls had cute fingernails and flairs in their hair. Jasmine was wearing non-descript green scrubs. Her hair was cut to neck length. It was thick and plain.
"You go to backroom now," she bellowed.
"I have to freshen up in the restroom first."
"Restroom is in the back, too. Opposite to treatment room."