I'm not particularly special. I'm not shy or overt in nature, nor am I verbose in words. I take care of myself, go to the gym, eat relatively well and I put the right amount of gel in my hair. I have many friends, male and female and I'm fairly well-liked. I guess I'm average. Maybe I'm even boring. But I'm ok with that, because I can entertain myself with an excellent imagination.
I'm human. I like watching TV, having pizza and beer when the occasion calls for it (which is most weekends with my buddies), I watch porn and I like sex. I don't have a girlfriend, but I've had my fair share of experiences. I have desires like any 20-something, confident, well-groomed, fairly good-looking (if I do say so myself) kind of guy and I like to entertain them.
Tonight, though, I have no plans, so I'm sitting in the dark on my couch, contemplating life. When I get like this -- analytical and self-exploratory -- I generally end up falling asleep before I can discern my next great advance in life. But for some reason, tonight I'm horny. I have no basis for this other than being of the male species. I didn't see a particularly hot chick on TV who got my juices going, as they say. I don't even have someone to think about while I jack off to whatever images I may see or conjure in my mind's eye. I just noticed that I'm rock hard for no specific reason and I'm marveling at the incredible sight that is my cock in my hand.
It's somewhat pathetic that I'm home alone, doing what I'd rather be doing with the girl next door. Not literally... That's just a figure of speech. Or is it? Now that I think of it, there's a pretty hot new neighbour who I've seen jogging up and down the street, ass tight in her Lulu Lemons, tits bouncing as she runs. She has tight abs, smooth legs, and a long, dark ponytail that she wears loosely on top of her head, with strands falling around her almond-coloured face. Her eyes are dark and piercing, which I've only noticed because she's waved a few times when she's seen me on the stoop as I've collected the morning paper.
I have no idea what her name is, but right now, my cock doesn't care. I'm not even aware of it, but I've taken myself completely out of my boxers, my eyes are closed and my hand is moving slightly faster on my dick than it was thirty seconds ago. The neighbour is in my mind and suddenly, the tank top she normally wears has become a lacy, black bra. Her capri Lulu's are a matching thong and she's in my living room. I can't imagine this would ever really happen. I'm not special, but I guess I'm not bad. Maybe I should give myself more credit, because there she is and the wetness I feel on my fingers could very well be either of us.