If These Walls Could Talk
As David entered the house he could hear the vacuum cleaner. He smiled and put the booze box he was carrying on the kitchen counter. He stuck his head around the corner and was rewarded with the sight of his wife's beautiful ass swaying back and forth as she pushed the vacuum across the living room carpet. She was dressed in her usual house cleaning outfit of Daisy Duke shorts and a crop top T shirt and no shoes. Seeing her like this always turned David on because he knew that for some unknown reason she never wore underwear or a bra when she cleaned.
The reason he had been carrying a box of liquor was they were hosting a party that evening. It was a promotion party for Sue, his sister in law. She had just been promoted to Head of Sales for her company.
It was a nice step up from top salesperson to running the whole department. David's wife Judy thought it was well deserved based on Sue's selling abilities. David thought it was well deserved by her ability at fucking her boss. He had no proof of this but from the looks he had seen them share he had his suspicions.
Not his problem to deal with thank god. His sister in law's husband Glen was a well meaning idiot. The typical nice guy who's wife cheats on him. David was thinking now that Sue had her dream job it wouldn't be long before she gave Glen his walking papers. It was too bad but at least they didn't have any kids. They were in their early thirties and had only been married five years. They got along, they just didn't seem like they belonged together.
Those two were nothing like his wife and he were. David and Judy had been high school sweethearts that had married three weeks after graduation. Their first girl had been born ten months later. Their son came eleven months later and the baby was a year later. David had gotten clipped after they found out about number three. He used to joke that they had finally figured out what was causing all these children.
It was hard to believe but their oldest had just turned eighteen. She was a very attractive slightly larger version of her mother. She had started dating at fourteen but they had never worried about her doing something stupid. They had always been open and honest with her about sex, drugs, dating and the cold cruel world in general. He was confident that she was still a virgin. He was sure that Ashley would come home and wake them up in the middle of the night with a trumpet fanfare and the news that she had lost her cherry.
He roused himself with a shake of the head and went to the huge monthly planner on the kitchen wall. He had remembered correctly that the two younger kids were riding the bus and staying with friends tonight. Ashley had a Yearbook meeting until 5 pm and then come home to change and go out on a date with her boyfriend.
That gave him half an hour for a little fun before it was time to get ready for the party. He quickly took off his clothes and piled them on the counter next to the booze. He peeked around the corner and when his wife had her back turned he walked up behind her and grabbed her by the waist. She jumped and turned and he caught her in mid air and kissed her.
"Damn you David one of these days I am going to die of a heart attack," she scolded him smiling and turning off the vac.
He just smiled, knowing that she liked to be surprised like that.
"So you took off all your clothes so they wouldn't get dirty while you helped me clean, right?" she asked.
"I cannot tell a lie. Well I can but, I'm not going to in this case. What I had in mind was peeling off those shorts and bending you over the back of the couch."
"I see," she said seriously, "and was I going to have any say in this nefarious scheme of yours?"
"Oh yes of course my dear, you can either help in my ravishing of your body or you can fight me and I will still ravish your body, we'll just work up more of a sweat. Your choice of course."
"Naturally my choice, you're too good to me. I really would like a long drawn out spank my ass red session but we really don't have time to do it properly," she said as she unsnapped her shorts and started the process of skinning them off her firm ass.
For the ten millionth time David thanked his lucky stars that his wife liked to fool around, role play and enjoy a little light bondage at the drop of a hat. Their sex life was as new and exciting today as it had been the first time they laid eyes on each other.
She was in fact dressed much the same as she had been on that Halloween night nearly twenty years ago. He remembered how his life had changed the night he met Judy. David had always been a loner growing up, not because he was shy or nerdy, but because he didn't have time to hang out like other kids. His family lived on a hobby farm on the edge of town. His dad also had a locksmith shop in town. Between the two places David was kept pretty busy.
He had one good friend whose father owned the beer and wine making store next to the locksmith shop. This friend had talked both of their fathers into giving them Halloween night off. He had somehow also gotten an invite to the best costume party in town. David went as a hayseed farmer. All it required was wearing a clean set of his normal farm work clothes and to wipe the cow shit off his boots.
They had been at the party an hour or so and he had lost his friend in the crowd somewhere. David had wandered through the house and backyard talking to the people he knew. There were quite a few people he didn't know, but that was not unusual. They had two high schools in town and they were huge rivals so the kids didn't commonly hang out together except for a party like this. He was making his way through the living room on his way to grab another soda when an argument broke out between a boy and girl sitting on the couch. A girl wearing a slutty farmer's daughter costume was trying to break free from a skinny guy in a Batman costume. He finally told her if she didn't sit down he was going to take her home and come back alone.
She started laughing hysterically and picked up a heavy glass ashtray from the coffee table in front of them and hit the guy on the head three times before David jumped in and got it away from her. She screamed at him to mind his own business and he pushed her back onto the couch and looked at Batman. The guy was nearly out of it and had blood coming from under his hood. The girl started to get up and David pushed her back down and said, "Stay."
David looked around the room then called loudly, "Who is this guy and is anyone responsible for him?"
That drew some people from the kitchen. One of the newcomers said, "Oh shit, what the hell happened? I got him, hey buddy, um it's David isn't it? Give me a hand getting him to the car would ya?"
David nodded and took one arm and helped get the victim into a car. He went back in the house to find his friend and tell him he had had enough excitement and was taking off. As he walked through the living room he was attacked by the small slutty farm girl. She had given up on the ashtray and had found one of those miniature souvenir bats they used to give away on fan appreciation night at the Twins games.
He couldn't really understand what she was mad about but it had something to do with him either abusing her or ignoring her, perhaps both. She took two swings that he dodged and then he took one on the bicep while moving in to get the bat from her. He had her in a bear hug and she was still trying to bite and kick him.
It had worked before so he tried it again, "Does anybody know who this psycho is and claim responsibility for her?" The only responses he got were laughs and a 'you're on your own man'.
"Miss you need to calm down so I can let you go. I'm not going to let you hit me again so you've got to relax and we can talk about it, OK?"
He felt her relax her body and he slowly released her. As soon as he opened his arms she stomped on his foot and put an elbow into his gut. David was slow to anger, you have to have patience working with animals, but he had been pushed as far as he was going to be. He wrapped his arms around her and lifted her off the floor. He kept his head back and was glad he did when she tried to head butt him. He carried her down the hall and into an unoccupied bedroom. He set her on her feet then as he released her he kicked her feet out from under her. She went to the floor in a heap. He sat on the bed and reaching down grabbed her by the arm and dragged her over his lap. He hooked one leg around her flailing ones and started spanking her. At first she just screamed and tried to get away then, she started rubbing her crotch against his leg and moaning.
David was so surprised he stopped spanking her. She wiggled her little fanny around and started whining for him not to stop. He was in shock, she actually wanted him to spank her. She struggled to get off his lap and stand up so he warily let her go. When she was on her feet she unsnapped and unzipped her shorts and wiggling her hips got them over her butt and down her legs. She had on a cherry red thong that she peeled off also. She pulled her top off exposing her braless little breasts and then naked, crawled back onto his lap. She settled herself comfortably then looked over her shoulder at him.
"Is there something wrong with you? I mean mentally? Did you escape from the State Hospital? One minute you are trying to kill me, now you want me to spank you, presumably because you like it."
