Another lonely and boring Saturday night so I went down to scope out the local pub while I got a drink. When I got there I found the place was quite crowded. That was good because I was trying to forget the bitch that had cheated on me. She had two timed me after I had learned to really depend on her so I just wanted to check out the girls and have a few brewskis in my mood.
There was this tiny girl dancing with her girlfriends. She was a sexy blonde with not much tits but a great ass. It looked like she had a few drinks but I offered her one anyway when she got off the floor with her friends.
Her friends were glaring at me, I guess my six foot height might have intimidated them, but she grinned and accepted it then downed it. She was only about five foot of sweetness but I thought she might be fun to pal with. She tried to get me to dance with her but the weirdest thing happened. My ex-girlfriend suddenly showed up on the periphery of the crowd and I saw she was heading for me. "Oh damn!"
I quickly explained my situation to this little bitty pretty gal about how we had lived together and she had played me wrong by two timing me. I asked her if she could pretend to be my new girlfriend and she quickly agreed. I laughed and thought it might work. She got real aggressive and started to kiss me. Man, was she a good kisser and she was all over me. All I got was a quick glimpse of my ex's grim expression as she tromped off through the crowd. Her expression was priceless.
