Kassie Spade was bored and horny, when she opened her dating app. Her last few dates were less than stellar and now she was up to thirty-one different men she had gone out with and none of them really interested her. Kassie knew it was thirty-one because different men because she kept a text file in her phone cataloging her various encounters. Kassie was discovering that she either found certain men physically attractive or she found them intellectually attractive but had not found the holy grail of physical and mental magnetism she craved. Kassie looked at her dogs and said.
"God, why can't I be bisexual it would double my dating options and give me so many more choices."
Kassie was forty-nine and stood 5'2" with the build of a gymnast, she exercised regularly, and ate right to maintain herself, and it showed. Her shoulder length auburn hair framed her petite facial features well. Kassie had decided on another strategy for dating she would simply Frankenstein the perfect relationship. Her goal was to find a few men that she could date with from time to time, two or three would be ideal one to seduce her mind and one or two to seduce her body. Of course, there would be a little overlap, but she craved both and yearned for something more.
Kassie began swiping left and right. One rule that Kassie always followed was that she only swiped on respectable profiles, she was after all a professional and a lady. However, tonight after a glass or two of wine she saw a profile that intrigued her a headless bare-chested profile, known simply as Brutus. She stopped for a second to read the Brutus profile he wrote.
"I enjoy going out and seeing new parts of the city, having dinner and drinks and then heading home for really great sex."
"Who is this headless douche, and what kind of Ichabod Crane tactic is this?"
Kassie said again to her dogs after reading the sort but blunt Brutus profile. She liked the looks of his body tall and lean with the build of a swimmer, on a whim, she swiped right immediately the app notified her that Brutus and she were a match.
Kassie laughed out loud immediately and again saying to the dogs.
"Just my luck, pups I would match with this douchey profile."
Kassie opened the dating apps message feature and wrote.
"Hello."
Within a few minutes Brutus responded.
"Hello how is your night going?"
Kassie thought this guy is most likely married or ugly or both which is why he did not put his face in his profile pictures, but she was bored and a little curious as to what this mystery man looked like from the shoulders up. Kassie supposed that if he was at least semi good looking, he could be her shagging partner, she knew based on his profile that is all this guy could EVER be.