Being a roving security officer I see some odd things. I have seen interesting types of vehicles in the parking lot, odd choices in clothes and strange people. Sometimes the people aren't odd but what they are doing is.
This past Saturday evening around ten o'clock I was patrolling my parking lots as usual when a man flagged me down to let me know about a person asking for money in the parking lot next door. He gave me a description of the beggar and I knew who it was. I had chased her of the lot the before. She was a young blond, maybe 20-25. She was fairly small, maybe 5'1" and around 90 pounds or so and very cute and very mouthy. I told the man thank you for letting me know and went to find the mouthy little shit. After cruising the parking lot for awhile I saw her walking by the pet store on the edge of the property. I rolled up alongside her and told her to stop.
"Fuck you, rent-a-cop!" and kept walking.
Now I'm pretty laid back about my job, but I hate being called that! I pulled up a little bit and got out of the car and got right in front of her so she either had to go around me or stop. I gotta say the little bitch was brave. She got right up to me and stared up into my face (I stand 6'1").
"What you gonna do you wanna be cop?"
I just slapped her across the face and she had a look of total shock in her eyes.
"I told you last time to stay off this property or you would regret it!"
"You hit me! I'm gonna sue your ass!"
I just spun her around and shoved her against the patrol car and told her "Shut up if you know what's good for you." I grabbed her arms and put the cuffs on her and put her in the back seat. Now my shift was officially over but I decided to take care of this girl once and for all! I drove back behind the stores where it's nice and dark. I parked the car and pulled her out and shoved her towards the wall. She had been sniffling and crying in the back seat while I drove here but now she was looking scared.
"Ok let's talk about this you little shit!"
"I'm sorry! I won't come around here anymore, please just let me go!"
"Well that's what we are going to talk about. What are you offering for the money you're getting?"
"What you mean, man? I'm just trying to get back home."
"Don't bullshit me girl. I know how this shit works." I started moving closer to her and she had nowhere to go.
"Ok, Ok. I'm asking $20 for a blow job and $50 for a fuck."
"Good girl. This is what's gonna happen! I'm gonna do whatever I want to you and you're gonna let me do it. If you don't I'm gonna call the cops and tell them I caught you trying to solicit on the property. They will haul your tight little ass to jail!"