One thing I have learned while is that the best stories come from the most unexpected sources. As you know, I just celebrated my birthday. I went to the movies and saw The Purge 2016: Election Year. Shortly thereafter, I took a Lyft to my favorite Chinese restaurant, Ocean Buffet. The driver was a young and quite pretty girl name Sonia. She pulled up in this BMW 530 that while a beautiful vehicle, it was very cramped in the front seat. I swear I thought a 5 series would have more space. I know at 6 foot 3 and 360 pounds I'm a big man but my knees were in the dashboard. I'm glad Sonia was eye candy as she took my mind off how cramped I felt in that front seat.
Dinner went well; the food was great as was the service. After paying for my food, I called for an Uber to return home. I was picked up by a pretty woman named Karen. She drove a Ford Fusion which had markedly more room than the BMW I rode to the restaurant in. I decided to have her take a longer road home to let my food digest and enjoy the view. She was short, somewhere between 5 feet and 5 foot 2, tremendously busty and petite. Our small talk let me know she was a mother of 2 and a grandmother of 2 as well. I told her she looked great to be a grandmother. She told me she was only 42. She married her high school sweetheart and got married in their first year of college. I told her I just turned 47 which was why I was getting a ride back home.
"Ok Richard, I must ask, why are you alone on your birthday? You're a handsome man."
"Karen, thank you. I'm alone because I am happily divorced and enjoy my solitude. I'm single and unattached and I'm just glad to do what I please without answering to anyone. I wasn't born a twin, so I can go anywhere I want without feeling lonely. Since I love myself, I don't need a companion to go anywhere. I'm just comfortable in my own skin."
"Wow. I don't think I expected that detailed of an answer. Did you get everything you wanted for your birthday, Richard?"
I may have been trippin, but I thought I saw a gleam in her eye.
"I got almost everything I wanted with 2 exceptions: A software I ordered has not been delivered yet and ..."
"And what, Richard?"
"Well, fuck it. Karen, they say a closed mouth doesn't get fed and I've been staring at your titties since I got in your car. I'm a boob man and they're sitting up real nice in that dress. Let me see them."
She pulled into my apartment complex and asked where my building was. I pointed to it and she parked on the side for visitors; away from the building.
"It is your birthday so I can do that for you, but I want you to touch them first."
WOW!! I didn't expect that, but I wasn't about to refuse her. I reached across the seat belt and grabbed her right breast and it was very firm.
"Very nice and firm, Karen. Can I see them now?"
"No, not yet. Let me close out this ride and log out of the Uber system. I'm not going to pull out my boobs in public. Can I use your restroom?
"Sure, not a problem."
So we exit her car and go up to my place. She goes in the bathroom and I'm so glad I cleaned it earlier. I would have hated to embarrass myself. As she comes out, I'm sitting in the bedroom on my bed. Gone was her blue dress from her body but it was replaced with a red towel from the bathroom closet. She handed me her dress and asked if I could hang it up. I took it and hung it up and as I turned to exit the closet, she was right under me. She had this shit eating grin on her face and I picked up her little 5 foot self. I almost tripped on my own feet, but landed on the bed with her on top of me. As the towel came loose, I got a clear view of her very firm breasts. It was obvious she had some worked done. I grabbed a handful of each and started to tongue and kiss both nipples. She sits up, rubbing her hands on my shirt covered chest and says,
"Look, I don't normally do this, but it's something about you that I like. I'm divorced and it's your birthday. I'm giving myself to you as a birthday present. I know you're single, so I'm not stepping on anyone's toes. I may not have cared anyway as I'm attached to nobody myself."
Holy Shit!! I promise you I couldn't dream this shit up. So here I am flat on my back in my bed, looking up at this certified MILF sitting on my crotch. She's 42, petite build with these firm DDs sitting on her chest. Karen was in great shape to be in her 40s and you can tell she exercised regularly. She looks like she was in a mature porn movie and I was about to be the lucky bastard to blow her back out.
"I see you like these puppies. Let's see if you like the rest of me."
She gets off my crotch as I remove my shirt. She then crawls up my body, pushes me back and removes my shorts and boxer briefs. She starts to kiss down my chest and down my stomach. She's caressing my balls and I'm getting aroused. I want to reach down and push her head down. She senses it or we're just on the same page and grabs my dick. I'm not hard yet so she engulfs it. She's massaging it with her tongue as I'm growing in her mouth. As I grow to full size, she licks up and down the shaft. I'm loving how she's making me feel. She's obviously skilled and knows what she's doing. She deep throats me and I feel my dickhead past her tonsils. I take it she has no gag reflex as she's giving me a throat massage that is out of this world!! I wanna hold this nut back but I feel she's determined to get it out of me!! Hell, it IS MY BIRTHDAY, so I'm going to relax and let her get this nut up out of my balls. She feels me getting close and takes her mouth off me.
"If I make you cum and swallow, can you get hard again and fuck my other 2 holes?"
"Hell yeah!! Most definitely, Karen. Suck away."
Damn, I'm so glad I ate a bunch of pineapple with my dinner and I cut out sodas!! As she's stroking my dick in her left hand, she sucks on my left nut. I feel my toes curl and my back arch. She pounced on my dick and her mouth made love to it. This felt like the best head in Texas!! I've been here in Texas over 20 years and had my share of head, but this felt truly top notch.
She increased her speed and I felt my orgasm shoot up from deep within the bottom of my balls. As she sensed me tensing up, she deep throated me and sucked the nut out of me until I was ready to tap out!! She sucked me until I was drained and deflated. My toes curled so hard I felt my feet cramp up!
"Do you have any Listerine?"
"Yes. It's right above the towels in the bathroom closet."
She goes into the restroom and I follow her. She has a small butt that is nice and very round. She reaches in the closet for the Listerine and takes a swig. I tower over her as I stand behind her. I take a swig myself and put my arms around her waist while swishing the Listerine in my mouth. As she spits in the sink, I look at this topless woman standing in front of me wrapped in my arms. I squeeze her tight then expel the Listerine from my own mouth. I can't wait to devour her little body.
We go back to my bed and she lays in my arms.
"Tell me something about yourself, Richard."
"I'm of Nigerian and Jamaican descent. Because of my tongue, I'm nicknamed the Lizard. Now Karen, tell me something about you."
"My paternal grandfather is black. That explains my tan. He was as dark as Wesley Snipes and very handsome. He was a big, strong man like you. He was the nicest man I've ever known. My dad is black and my mother is white. I said all that because I noticed you looking at me the whole way here."
"Yes, I was looking. Hell, you're gorgeous!! If a man says he wasn't looking at you when he was is either lying, gay or mad at you. You have a pretty face, your complexion makes a person at least question your ethnicity, and your boobs sit up so pretty I couldn't help but look!"
"You're so sweet. You're also good for my confidence, too!!"
She rolls on me and starts to rub my chest. She looks at me and as our eyes meet, we kiss. Our tongues are wrestling, she moves her hands to my crotch as my left hand goes to her nipple. My right hand navigates to her thong covered pussy. I feel something like a piercing near her clit. I rolled her over and removed her thong off her legs. I kissed her ankles, calves, knees and thighs on the way to the pierced prize; being her pussy. It was neatly trimmed like a landing strip. At the upper end of the landing strip was a tattoo of a heart. The other end of the landing strip, the business end, displayed a piercing that looked like a ring or much smaller version of a hoop earring. The pussy looked pretty as it was but for some reason the ring caused my mouth to water.
"Show me why you're called the Lizard. Let me feel your skills."
Based on how well she went down on me, I know I had to step it up. I kissed her inner right thigh, as close as I could get to her sweet center. I gently bit her and kissed some more, sucking the skin as if to give her a hicky. I moved to the other thigh, repeating the same thing. I kissed her clit and gave it a gentle suck before taking my mouth away from her most sensitive spot. I raised my head, I saw her eyes rolling in the back of her head. Damn, I just started and she's this receptive? I am going to have a blast!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! I moved her clit ring up and out of my way and teased her clit, kissing it. I let my fingers play with her engorged pussy lips. I've heard some people say things like 'they look like roast beef or it looks like that woman has been worn out' when a woman has fat or long inner pussy lips. Actually, women that have lips like that are more receptive in my opinion when it comes to sex. To me. It's a turn on seeing lips like those.
I kissed both of her lips and slid a finger in her. I curved the finger upwards aiming for her G-Spot. She squeezed my finger as if it was a dick. If I was so focused on making her get her orgasm, I would want to get in her and smash right now!! I stayed patient, and kept stroking her G Spot and licking her clit. I felt a tapping on top of my head. She started breathing heavier and the taps got harder. She was trying to tell me something; I think she wanted me to stop but I kept up the pressure. I sucked on her clit harder and she slapped me on my head!! As I moved away from the pussy, SHE SQUIRTED!! This wasn't a typical squirt, this was a gusher!! My chest got hit and I was definitely wet all over my torso. I dove back between her legs, determined to get her to come at least another 2 or 3 times. I dove back between her legs but this time, I stuck my tongue in her pussy. I felt the wetness and the moisture dripping out of her. I briefly went up to her clit, slid 2 fingers in her and then moved my index finger to her ass. I rolled her hips up and kissed both of her ass cheeks. I positioned my tongue on her clit and licked from her clit to her asshole. I used my spit and her wetness to lube her ass so I could attack her ass with my tongue and loosen her up for anal. I moved my fingers in and out of her; two in the pink, one in the stink. As I moved in and out I attached my mouth to her clit focusing on her next orgasm. I licked her clit and pumped both holes and felt her pussy squeeze my fingers. Whatever people say about older women not being tight has no knowledge of Kegel exercises. Karen clearly did them. I can't wait to get inside of her. I pulled my fingers out of her. The look on her face was pure shock.
"Why did you stop? I was so freaking close!! Damn you!!'
I couldn't help but laugh.
"Come sit on my face so I can make it up to you, baby."
I fell back and she sat on my crotch. I lifted her up and lowered her on my face.
"Damn, you're strong!!"
"You don't weigh that much."
