Winter had finally released its frozen grip on our world and spring was in the air. While it was only late march and there was still a chance for more foul weather, the signs of spring were everywhere. I had already seen my first robin of the year, killed my first fly in the house and ogled my first pretty woman in a short skirt. Luckily I had been at a red light as my driving while ogling skills are no doubt rusty.
My wife of course doesn't approve of my girl watching so I've learned to keep my eyes averted whenever she's around. She doesn't seem to grasp my explanations (or excuses, depending on which of us is telling It.) that it's only natural for a red blooded hetero guy to look at attractive women. Or that while I look, I would never touch (At least not without her consent or participation) I just like to look. Or that after the work she put into looking that good before she left the house it would be a shame if no one took notice!
I don't know what it is about this time of year but I always find my hormones raging when it starts to get nice. Is it the girls all shedding their bulky winter cloth's? Is it just all the signs of new life? Something in the air? Or the fact that soon the wife and I will be able to drive up into the mountain with a picnic blanket and find some secluded spot to commune with nature? Maybe even pack a picnic lunch, but not necessarily. It's probably all of the above. Whatever it is, this time of year just makes me horny!
Anyway, when I got home I was looking forward to seeing what she was wearing on such a beautiful day. As I pulled up to the house I discovered I'd have to wait to find out since her car was gone. I went upstairs and showered. In the shower I saw evidence of someone being there before me. The shower was still wet and there was a new lady's razor and shaving gel on a shelf. The thought of her in here shaving her legs turned me on even more. I showered quickly but with proper attention the "naughty bits" and dug out a pair of shorts to put on. I chuckled to myself that I didn't have to worry about my white legs as that was the going style this time of year.
As I came downstairs I heard signs of life in the kitchen, so I headed that way to see who was home. When I walked through the doorway I was stopped in my tracks. My wife was wearing a sundress, bent over to find something in the bottom of the fridge. She obviously hadn't heard me yet and I knew no matter what I did to alert her that I was here, I would scare her. I decided I may as well enjoy it! But first I would enjoy the view a moment. I stood there and took in her bare feet in the sandals with the little heel. The ones that are comfortable for her but highlight the calf muscles for me. I admired the way those firm calves turn into smooth shapely thighs. The way the hem of her dress was pulled up from her bending over to show more leg than usual. I couldn't look for very long before I had to go over there and touch those great legs
Luckily for me she had the music on and I could sneak right up to her before I dropped to my knees. I reached up to grab the hem of her skirt and just as I started to lift it higher I said "MAN, I LOVE SUMMER!" She let out a shriek and jumped up so fast she almost fell over backwards on top of me. Luckily I was there to catch her! For just a second I almost felt bad for scaring her but as I said, she would have been scared no matter what. It was hard to feel guilty for too long though when I prevented her fall by catching her by the ass. I guess a guy can't feel remorse with two handfuls of asscheek! She caught her balance quickly and spun around to face me "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" She yelled at me.
I answered in my most innocent voice "Same as you I guess."
"I WAS LOOKING FOR WHAT TO HAVE FOR SUPPER!"
I ran my hands gently up the front of her thighs to just inside the hem of her dress and said, "Yeah, me too Babe!" She angrily smacked my hands away from under her dress and they went automatically to the back off her calf.
"You scared the hell out of me," she said, no longer yelling.
"But Honey, you didn't hear me come in and would have been scared either way. At least this way I could catch you!" I explained while running my hands up and down her calves.
"Oh you're so helpful" she said sarcastically as she smacked me in the shoulder.
She was calming down now and there wasn't much to the slap. "But honey," I said as I kneaded the firm muscles of her calves and leaned forward slowly to kiss her thigh where it met her hem. "You know me. I'm always helpful to you!"
Her breath caught for a second before she said "Yes, I do know you!" She was trying to still sound angry but her tone had softened. I started to slide my hands farther up her legs. Feeling up the backs of her thigh's to just where her dress ended. I kissed her other thigh while holding her gaze with my eyes.
I could tell her breathing was getting heavier by the rise and fall of her chest. I could also hear excitement in her voice as she told me "You're just bad!"
"Yeah," I confessed before kissing her leg again. This time just up inside the hem of her dress. "But when I'm bad I try to be good to you!" I whisper and slide my hands farther up the back of her thighs, before running them back down to her calves and back up again.