It makes me smile whenever I see people holding up their Mobile Phones or smart pads, snapping pictures of whatever catches their fancy and knowing that 99% of what is taken is unlikely to be seen or shared by anyone else. Leastways, other than their pictures being posted to some social media platform where it will be fleetingly viewed and swiftly forgotten.
It's amusing to me because that's not how it was in my day. There was no instant gratification after the shutter was pressed and if a picture was taken it was because a permanent record was the objective; an actual photograph that could be handled, stuck in an album passed around the family to be admired.. or otherwise.
Mind you, I have to concede that it was a little frustrating waiting for whoever to develop the roll of film though, in my case, the process was made a little shorter because as an amateur photographer I used to do my own developing and printing.
My wife, who was never slow to find fault or criticise me, didn't share my view but, then again, that was her way and my passion for my hobby was something else that was added to her list of my 'inadequacies'.
Do I miss those days? Hmm, maybe not but the memory of being in the darkroom waiting for a print to eventually reveal itself in a tray full of developer is a fond one. The bottles of chemicals, the flasks, tanks and all the other paraphernalia that went into making my black and white prints, it was great fun even though I was never confident enough to move onto the world of colour.
My speciality, subject of choice, was portraiture. My wife, who used to deride my artistic efforts, sometimes sat to be my reluctant model and I will admit that maybe I wasn't the greatest photographer but I did produce some fairly decent shots over the years. I used to joke with her that she would make a great Glamour Model (if she would let me) but she always found some excuse not to so I was unable to expand my portfolio and could only dream. She knew I was disappointed but there was no persuading her to do otherwise.
What I hadn't realised at the time was that she had ideas about 'glamour pictures' and denying me and her keeping her clothes on was part of a little scheme of her own.
All was revealed when on the morning of my birthday she awoke me with a surprise cup of tea in bed and a, "Happy Birthday, Darling". She sat on the bed and handed me a present.
I rubbed the sleep from my eyes and gave the appropriate response, "Thanks, Honey, whatever have you got me here?"
"Open it and see, Silly. I hope you'll like it."
I tore and ripped a corner of the wrapping paper and could see a beautiful oak frame. I removed more of the paper I could see that it contained a colour photograph of my wife. She was on her hands and knees in a seductive pose, wearing only a black bra, small black panties and dark stockings held up by a suspender belt. I held it for a minute and enjoyed the stirring in my loins. I looked at the photo and at her and then the photo again and finally said, "Wow, this is a nice present. Thank you."
"Do you like it?" she asked.
"Do I like it? Wow, it's lovely, of course I do. You look wonderful..."
I couldn't believe what she had done for me, it was so out of character, so I asked the inevitable question, ".. but I thought you said that you didn't want to, you know, do this kind of stuff."
I had often told her that she was beautiful but she would always dismiss my compliments as if I was joking with her. I never imagined she would get such a seductive photo done.
"I thought you might like it. I know how you were always on at me to do something like this with you but I didn't want you to make me look a fool and, anyway, it wouldn't have been the same. Also, I was aware of you thinking about one day moving on to making colour pictures so I thought this gift might be give you some inspiration to give it a try."
I listened to her words but I heard the unspoken ones that said that she didn't think my 'artistic efforts' were good enough.
"Where did you get this done?"
"I went to the Yellow pages and found an ad for a photographer who claimed to do glamour photography so I went down to his studio last week."
"His studio," I said a little surprised.
"Yes," she answered a matter-of-factly. "I told him over the phone what I wanted, what you wanted, and he made a few suggestions as to what I should wear. He said he had quite a wardrobe of props, as he called them, so I was welcome to pick out a few items I thought might appeal to you and put them on. Do you mind?"
"No, of course not. I'm just a little surprised that's all."
"I know and that is something I have to discuss with you."
She had my attention now. The thought of another man taking seductive pictures of my wife was turning me on and now from my wife's demeanour, I could tell that there was more to the story.
"Anyway, Greg soon knew what I was after ...."
"Greg," I repeated.
"Yes, Greg, the photographer. Now don't interrupt or I won't tell you the rest and I won't give you your second birthday present."
"Second present?" I closed my mouth and listened.
"He was very nice on the phone. He explained that he has been a professional photographer for just a few years but that he had done a large number of boudoir photo shoots for women. He said that some of his portrait work had been published, unlike yours ...," she added as an unnecessary aside, " ... and that he would be happy to show me his portfolios so I made an appointment with him."
"His studio is over on the industrial estate so I went and knew I had found the right place when I walked through the door and saw the framed pictures on the walls of the lobby. I also discovered that Greg works alone for there was no receptionist behind the counter. I waited a few minutes and called out 'hello' before walking toward a door into the back. The first thing I heard when I pushed the door open was some soft music playing which was one reason why maybe he hadn't heard me. When my eyes accustomed themselves to the bright lights inside I could see that Greg was in the middle of a shoot and I guess that another reason he couldn't hear me was that he was busy talking to the woman he was photographing.
She was young, very beautiful and very naked. She was posing on a large bed and he was telling her how to arch her back and how to touch herself. I stood there spellbound for a few minutes and I have to admit that looking at her doing what he was telling her to do was making me feel quite giddy. I don't know what I was expecting but Greg wasn't like some ordinary photographer, he really had a way with words and he was telling his model to 'make love to the camera'. He seemed very sincere and flattering.
"I looked on as he took a few more shots, each time he would go and touch her to show her what he wanted her to do with her hands, before returning to the camera. This went on for a few minutes then he stopped what he was doing, looked at his watch and turning around realized that I was standing behind him. It was really funny, he was kind of flustered and apologized for running late with his previous appointment and then, as if it was nothing, introduced me to his naked model. I don't think she was at all embarrassed about being watched by a stranger but it turned out that she was having photos done for her husband too.
"She gathered up her clothes and Greg took me back out into the lobby and then into a small office. His work was all over the walls. The shoots in the lobby were very conservative portraits, the ones in his office were semi-nudes and nudes and there were some that could be called soft-core porn.
"He apologized again about running late and I apologized about walking in on him with his model. He said not to worry that he knew Jane hadn't minded. He also promised to lock the door when we did my shoot so no one would disturb us. He then suggested that I look at some more of his work and get an idea of what kind of photograph I would like."
"Jane had gotten dressed and just as I was beginning to look at one of his books she knocked on the office door. I apologized to her for intruding and she said that it was ok. She told me that Greg was the 'best' and told me to have fun. She then gave Greg a big kiss and said goodbye.