It makes me smile whenever I see people holding up their Mobile Phones or smart pads, snapping pictures of whatever catches their fancy and knowing that 99% of what is taken is unlikely to be seen or shared by anyone else. Leastways, other than their pictures being posted to some social media platform where it will be fleetingly viewed and swiftly forgotten.
It's amusing to me because that's not how it was in my day. There was no instant gratification after the shutter was pressed and if a picture was taken it was because a permanent record was the objective; an actual photograph that could be handled, stuck in an album passed around the family to be admired.. or otherwise.
Mind you, I have to concede that it was a little frustrating waiting for whoever to develop the roll of film though, in my case, the process was made a little shorter because as an amateur photographer I used to do my own developing and printing.
My wife, who was never slow to find fault or criticise me, didn't share my view but, then again, that was her way and my passion for my hobby was something else that was added to her list of my 'inadequacies'.
Do I miss those days? Hmm, maybe not but the memory of being in the darkroom waiting for a print to eventually reveal itself in a tray full of developer is a fond one. The bottles of chemicals, the flasks, tanks and all the other paraphernalia that went into making my black and white prints, it was great fun even though I was never confident enough to move onto the world of colour.
My speciality, subject of choice, was portraiture. My wife, who used to deride my artistic efforts, sometimes sat to be my reluctant model and I will admit that maybe I wasn't the greatest photographer but I did produce some fairly decent shots over the years. I used to joke with her that she would make a great Glamour Model (if she would let me) but she always found some excuse not to so I was unable to expand my portfolio and could only dream. She knew I was disappointed but there was no persuading her to do otherwise.
What I hadn't realised at the time was that she had ideas about 'glamour pictures' and denying me and her keeping her clothes on was part of a little scheme of her own.
All was revealed when on the morning of my birthday she awoke me with a surprise cup of tea in bed and a, "Happy Birthday, Darling". She sat on the bed and handed me a present.
I rubbed the sleep from my eyes and gave the appropriate response, "Thanks, Honey, whatever have you got me here?"
"Open it and see, Silly. I hope you'll like it."
I tore and ripped a corner of the wrapping paper and could see a beautiful oak frame. I removed more of the paper I could see that it contained a colour photograph of my wife. She was on her hands and knees in a seductive pose, wearing only a black bra, small black panties and dark stockings held up by a suspender belt. I held it for a minute and enjoyed the stirring in my loins. I looked at the photo and at her and then the photo again and finally said, "Wow, this is a nice present. Thank you."
"Do you like it?" she asked.
"Do I like it? Wow, it's lovely, of course I do. You look wonderful..."
I couldn't believe what she had done for me, it was so out of character, so I asked the inevitable question, ".. but I thought you said that you didn't want to, you know, do this kind of stuff."
I had often told her that she was beautiful but she would always dismiss my compliments as if I was joking with her. I never imagined she would get such a seductive photo done.
"I thought you might like it. I know how you were always on at me to do something like this with you but I didn't want you to make me look a fool and, anyway, it wouldn't have been the same. Also, I was aware of you thinking about one day moving on to making colour pictures so I thought this gift might be give you some inspiration to give it a try."
I listened to her words but I heard the unspoken ones that said that she didn't think my 'artistic efforts' were good enough.
"Where did you get this done?"
"I went to the Yellow pages and found an ad for a photographer who claimed to do glamour photography so I went down to his studio last week."
"His studio," I said a little surprised.
"Yes," she answered a matter-of-factly. "I told him over the phone what I wanted, what you wanted, and he made a few suggestions as to what I should wear. He said he had quite a wardrobe of props, as he called them, so I was welcome to pick out a few items I thought might appeal to you and put them on. Do you mind?"
"No, of course not. I'm just a little surprised that's all."
"I know and that is something I have to discuss with you."