Oh no! I came too quickly! And for the third time in a row ... something wasn't right.
Sex between me and Tammy was wonderful, up till last week, that is, when I started prematurely ejaculating.
I was starting to panic so I went to visit my doctor and he told me that it was normal. It could be the result of many different factors; some kind of mild prostate infection being the most common.
He sent me off to o the normal tests and when I came back to him with the results he looked at me nicely and explained that it was indeed a minor prostate infection that needed antibiotics. He also said that prostate massage would also help heal quicker and suggested that I find a medical center that offered it.
I hesitated for a couple of days but was eager to resume my sex life with Tammy. But Tammy had other plans and immediately began seeing another guy -- oh well ... what a bitch and what a blow to my ego!
I went anyways. I was living in the valley in Los Angeles at the time so I looked for one that would be nearby and called and made a reservation. When I did arrive there, I was greeted by a pretty receptionist and hoped in my fantasy that she would be the one delivering me from my troubles. However, she explained that it would cost $60 per session, I paid and then she led me into a room where I waited until a solemn looking, young male doctor walked in and began explaining the procedure. I nodded and he took out a rubber glove and some gel and asked me to take my pants and underpants off and lie face down with my hind raised up on a clinic bed.
I fled the room, I fled the center and I ran home - I did not claim the money back! No man was going to touch my asshole; no man! And pay for it too? Who or what do you think I am?
On the corner of my road, Ventura Canyon Avenue, there were three newspaper vending boxes and sometimes there would be free copies of these classified ad newspapers, so I picked one up and walked into my home. I took off my clothes, showered and dressed in shorts and sat on my large, comfortable sofa and started flicking the pages when my eye caught something that read as follows:
Tantric Massage, relax and enjoy. Do you need your sexual energy checked? Do you need your sex life to improve? Do you need a prostate milking? Call me on ............. And let's talk.
"Hello," the female voice on the other end of the line said.
"Hi, I'm Alex, and I read your ad."
"Hi, I'm Jane. How can I help?"
"It says here that you do prostate..." I hesitated before saying the corny word, "milking?"
"Yes, I do," her voice was beginning to sound sexier by the second. Anything would be after that, that, that DOCTOR!
"Well I have a prostate infection and I need to have it massaged. Do you do that?"
"Ah hah," was her reply.
"Em, can I know the rate?"
"It's fifty dollars per session and we also work on your stamina and sexual energy by Tantric massage."
As it turned out it was two blocks away so I walked over not knowing what to expect. I walked into her three-story building and rang the bell.
A blonde woman in her thirties opened the door. She was petit but very curvaceous and ever so slighly on the heavier side -- not even chubby, though. I liked women like that; real women not the kind you see in ads. She was wearing a tank top and slacks, both an off-white color. Her eyes were blue and her face was very kind. She smiled and ushered me in, "You must be Alex," she said.
I nodded and sheepishly walked into her dark apartment only lit with candles. She had two chairs facing each other and a nice big exercise mat on the floor. She asked me to sit down and give her my medical report and then she began explaining to me the whole deal.
"You have to understand that tantra is not an act of sex. It is an exercise that helps you channel your sexual energy into its right form. You will learn how to breathe properly and I will massage your prostate and your genitals on a regular basis so that you can better return to and improve on your sexual health. This will take about six weeks at three sessions a week. Is that acceptable"
I nodded.
"So please undress and relax on the mat while I prepare."