This never would have happened if my upstairs neighbors hadn't practically dared me to drink the beer in the blue cup. See, I was bored to death, and the guys upstairs were having a party—well, it was just them, but they were rowdy and laughing, and like I said, I was completely bored.
I had been about to take a shower when their music started, so I was nude at the exact moment I decided to crash their soiree—right then I should've known what was probably going to happen. All evidence to the contrary, I do know myself. And when I'm naked and bored and I decide to crash a party all at the same time, I'm probably gonna wake up naked and sticky and surrounded by boners.
It's the story of my life, actually. Not that I'm a slut. Never that! I just have a nasty habit of doing what I want, and owning up to it when a cute guy asks me if I'd like to—well, practically anything.
So I was nude, and I quickly slipped into my favorite blue and green tights, a micro-miniskirt, and a bikini top. I was in a hurry, so I didn't double knot it. The guys upstairs are all really cute, though, so I probably wouldn't have double knotted it anyway—not for any specific reason, just that I like to tease myself playfully by leaving open possibilities.
Just to give myself an excuse, I grabbed a measuring cup on the way out the door.
I rang their doorbell, and almost immediately the thing swung wide open. Tom was standing there with a half-full beer in one hand and that fully sexual, totally innocent smile of his shining up the entire doorway.
The music stopped.
I froze, holding out the measuring cup like I was begging for pennies.
The next song started, and Tom started laughing. I blushed myself crimson; both of us knew that the measuring cup was a prop and I just wanted an invite.
"We don't have any flour," Tom quipped. "But c'mon in. You're quite welcome to join us!" I smiled sheepishly, and strolled in. I set the measuring cup down on a table by the door and it was promptly forgotten.
Tom—slender and tan, and stylishly dressed in earth tones and blues, a color combination that looked especially striking on him and drew his gorgeous aqua eyes out so nicely that I got butterflies. Jason and Dave saw me then—Jason all in black, which made his brown eyes glisten, and Dave in charcoal gray and maroon, which made my nipples clench.
"Brookie was going to make cookies, but she heard the music and decided to join," said Tom.
"Cool news," said Jason—his rich, deep, chocolate voice making me shiver. Dave, as usual, didn't say anything (strong, silent type and all) but he gestured me to a chair. Sitting down was the absolute last thing on my mind, and so—fatefully, if you wish—the first words I said, as I declined the seat, were, "Don't ya got anything I could climb?"
"It's Earth Day. If we'd known you were coming, we'd have planted a tree."
We started talking about climbing trees, running around in the woods as kids, hiking upstream in brooks trying to keep sneakers dry while hobbling from stone to stone and the joyous icy splash of the first foot slipping off a rock. "I love that!" I gushed. "I always say 'Oh, shit!' but it's the best!"
The guys agreed. Seems like everyone has had that experience at least once. Not necessarily the brook, but the icy splash. There's something so delicious about a shocking misstep past a point of no return that you've been toying with for the past five hundred yards!
It was right at that moment, when Dave stepped up to me with a tray of drinks—two cups, a red one and a blue one. I love blue, and I reached for that one. "Wait," he said. He so seldom spoke that I listened intently. "The blue one has a roofie in it." I laughed. I took the blue cup, chugged it down.
"I guess I'm waking up sticky tomorrow," I teased, and then took the red cup, which I sipped from.
"Cool news," Jason said, smiling.
The truth is—and I've thought about this a lot—even though I didn't believe that there was actually a roofie in the blue cup, I would have done the exact same thing if I had known it was there for sure. Like I said, I'm not a slut—but I like 'risking' pleasures I truly enjoy, and the idea of being fucked twelve ways from Sunday by three hot guys I really like with no complicated memories and consequences... Waking up naked, all limber and sore at the same time, no memory of what happened, but a sexy suspicion in mind and a big smile on my face. What can I say but, "Mmmmmmmmm!"