Houston Bathhouses Chapter 2
The Porn Room
Just as an intro, these stories I write are all true from my personal experiences. I have been married to the same woman for 35 years, so I really have no outlets to tell these stories except this one. This will be the second of a number of bathhouse stories I will share from Houston. I also have some stories from Dallas, Chicago, and Cleveland. I live near Houston, but I travel to those other cities for work often.
I do not consider myself gay, which you may find strange after these stories. Here are my reasons for this. (Please comment if you have an opinion on this, or can explain my actions better than I can...)
• I do not find men attractive. I don't look at any of these men and rate them on attractiveness, (maybe cleanliness) my goal is just to have sex
• I have no interest in having a relationship with a guy. I hardly even have small talk with them
• I am still VERY attracted to women. A pair of big tits or nice legs gets my engine running every time. If there was a free use sexual spa that was for men and women, I would move in.
• I actually keep my ipad with me when I go to these bathhouses. I occasionally go back to my room to watch straight porn, in order to get charged up to have sex.
I have learned there is some strategy to hooking up at a bathhouse. Basically you need to stay in the same location for a while and let people come to you. If you just cruise the halls, most people seem too embarrassed to make eye contact. You will quickly learn if they want to blow you, have you blow them, or if they are a top or bottom and looking for anal. Honestly there seem to be A LOT more bottoms than tops.
I have been in a few situations where three of us were standing there with our hard dicks out and each said "bottom or top?" When we each said bottom, we would just go on our merry (horny) way.
Not all the places you hang out are the same. The hot tub seems too public, and while I did blow a guy there once, and I had an employee (off duty) pick me up there once and come to my room, very little really happens there, at least during the day. The nighttime and weekend crowds may be different.
This will be a collection of stories that happened in the porn tv room. In other postings I will detail other rooms, like the steam room.
On one wall there are three 48" tvs. Opposite that are two rows of bench seats. One bench is on the floor, and the one behind it is elevated, so it is like a two stair staircase.
It took me a while to realize this, but for the most part, if you are on the lower level chances are you want to blow someone. Guys will just walk up to you, open their towel and offer you their dick.
If you're on the higher level, chances are you want to get blown, and the other guy will just kneel on the lower bench to service you.
This isn't universal, I had a guy once step onto the first level and offer me his dick. It was a decent size, too long for me to deep throat. But what started out as a calm blow job would end up with him pinning my head against the back wall and face fucking me really roughly. At one point he asked if he could come in my mouth, but never listened for a response. Personally I didn't want him to, but to be truthful I always cum in the mouths of guys blowing me. I figure they are blowing me. They should expect it. I got lucky with this guy and got his dick out of my mouth long enough to gasp for air and he came all over my face. That was a new experience.
On my 4th visit to Club Houston (the one after Armando fucked me) I was sitting on the lower level of the the benches with about 3 or 4 other guys. We were all in our 50's probably.
There is a door on either side of the room, and from the far one a large black guy came in. He had a big belly. I would never go for an overweight woman, but like I have said, I am not in this for the looks or to have a relationship, just for the experience.
This guy walked up to each guy and showed him them a small object in his hand, he also would open his towel and present a relatively sizeable dick to them.
I was unsure what he was offering, but no one took him up on it. When he got to me, he took out his dick, and I reached out to stroke it a bit. He then showed me the object in his hand. It was a small bottle of lube. When he saw the expression in my eyes, he realized he found someone who wanted to get fucked.
He then took his dick out of my hand and guided it to my mouth. I had to turn sideways to get around his belly a bit. Once he was good and hard he grabbed me by my shoulders and guided me into position, bending over and bracing myself against the benches.
This guy was obviously not shy, he wanted to fuck right there with the other five guys watching. This isn't common, but it is not unheard of either. Typically when someone is fooling around in a very public space, others gather close to watch, and often join in.