I turned 26 last month, and it promised to be the most boring birthday of my life. I had broken up with a girlfriend a couple months before and two of my closest friends had moved away in the last year. My sister, God bless her, knew I was feeling ambivalent about my birthday and decided to throw a party for me. I wasn't much help when it came to the guest list. I only had two other male friends remaining. My sister and I had a few mutual friends, however, so she invited them and a few more female friends from the insurance company where she worked. Even so, I was still lukewarm about the party, but I love my sister, so I pitched in and helped with all the party prep.
When I throw a party, preparations take about twenty minutes. Less, if my apartment is clean. My sister did things differently. She wanted a theme, invitations, interesting food, decorations, ipod music list and more. It took days, if you include the shopping for the right paper for the invites, food orders.
Friday night I was cleaning the apartment and moving things around when my sister showed up with a bag full of decorations and a friend from work named Maggie. Maggie donated a large bin for ice and a bunch of plastic partyware, which was very nice of her. She was, in fact, very nice. Nice looking, nice body, nice personality. And married. More bad luck for me. Anyway, it turns out that Maggie's birthday was a day after mine. Maggie didn't stay long, just enough to be social. We joked about being the same astrology sign, compared personality traits, then decided we had nothing in common.
Saturday was the actual day of my birthday and the party. My sis turned up again at 11 am to help organize, though I suspect she was hanging around partly just to cheer me up, or at least keep me from being down. We had lunch together at one of my favorite restaurants, then I went off to the gym.
The party was okay. Thank God for sisters and tequila! I made margaritas, barbequed food on the grill and tried to be the happy host. The tequila helped. I didn't click with any of my sister's friends. They were all nice enough, but the chemistry just wasn't there. I missed Maggie, but she wasn't there, either. Even if she wasn't available, she still had a great flirtatious quality about her and she exuded positive energy. Every party needs people like her, but she was home with her husband.
We were gathered around enjoying birthday cake around 11 when Maggie came in. She was dressed in a brown skirt and white blouse with a brown banana leave pattern. She looked great and was soon into a large, freshly prepared margarita made by yours truly. Maggie explained that her husband had fallen asleep at 9:45 from the effects of three beers and the day's yard work but she was still wide awake, so she decided to come to our party after all. We had a few laughs with my sister, then Maggie and my sister drifted over to their work friends and I joined my guy friends, who were watching a poker game on TV and BS'ing.
Twenty minutes later Maggie dropped by to ask for another of my "MMMMMMMMMmmarrrvelous margaritas." I was happy to oblige. We chit-chatted while I squeezed the limes and prepared the drink, and I couldn't help notice that the first margarita was already having an effect. I warned Maggie to go slow with the next drink or there would be consequences.
"Like what?", she challenged me.
Caught off guard, I mumbled something lame about driving, then my sister joined us, at one point playfully attempting to give me the traditional (but long since abandoned) birthday swat on my behind. A moment later two of the women my sister knew from work got up to leave, starting a general guest exodus. A half hour later only my sister and Maggie were left. We half-heartedly cleaned up while I listened to my sister and Maggie swap funny work stories and gossip. I didn't know any of the people they were talking about, but the girls were laughing so hard it was easy to go along with their infectious spirit.
My sister's fiancΓ©' Mark showed up at 12:30 to drive her home. He'd been hosting a corporate event all evening and looked out of place in a suit and sober. I don't mean to make fun of him, it's just that he stood out from the three of us just because he wasn't half-drunk and laughing at nothing. My sister didn't want to go without Maggie, though, and felt like she was in no condition to drive. The combination of her impatient husband, my making coffee and my promises to drive her home myself if she wasn't up to it finally won her over. After a long hug and a handshake, she and Mark left. Maggie, an amazing mimic, did an impression of Mark five seconds after the door closed that had me in stitches.
"You are so naughty", I laughed.
"How would you know?" she replied with a stage wink and a slap on my behind with a spatula grabbed off the counter.
I pretended to protest for a split second, then grabbed Maggie's arm.
"It's after midnight, so that means you have no reason to spank me any more, but I, on the other hand have EVERY reason to spank you."
"Noooooo" Maggie wailed, but it was half-hearted and she was smiling.
I grabbed Maggie and threw her over my shoulder and walked over to the couch. I was enjoying this already, as I had my hands on the smooth skin behind her knees. Maggie struggled, but it was mostly for show. For a tenth of a second I debated whether to give her the swats on the outside of her skirt or try and lift her skirt to swat her panty covered rear. If this was daytime and no alcohol had been involved I never would have dreamed of lifting her skirt. But, this was nighttime, we were alone and alcohol WAS involved. I grabbed Maggie's wrists in my left hand and lifted her skirt up with my right. Maggie shrieked in laughter, said "no way!" and twisted as I did so, thwarting me to the point that I only got her skirt up a couple inches. I tightened my grip on her wrists, pulled at the skirt fabric again and this time got it up to the point where I could see half of her ass in a pair of white panties. Maggie gave a little howl of protest, but instantly I sensed that her resistance was fading and pushed her skirt high up over her ass, grabbing her kicking legs between mine.
Maggie's ass was beautiful. Full and round, it was only half-covered by an ordinary pair of panties, but the way the panties clung to her ass made it seem all the sexier. I made some rushed compliment about her backside and swatted her once on the closest cheek. She squirmed and protested, but I held her firmly and swatted the other cheek, saying "two!" as I did. I swatted again and again, then paused and asked how old she was. She didn't answer right away, which gave me a moment to peer more closely at her crotch. I could see the mounded outline of her labia, a gorgeous sight if I ever saw one.