To Anonymous who told me to stop writing this story: Stop Reading This Story!
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Justin Heityme, Lecturer in Environmental Science with a dual-track position in Human Sexuality, spent Friday afternoon doing research until dinner time. Then he closed his books and left the library, climbed into his battered mini-pickup and drove home to the comfortable log house he shared with Laurie Beindre, Ph.D. (UCSF), Chair of the Department of Human Sexuality and, just incidentally, Justin's live-in lover. Or perhaps it was the other way around since she was old enough (just barely) to be his mother and the owner of the home. He puzzled over a shiny new Land Rover parked in front. He hadn't heard of any of their friends getting new wheels so he wondered about it as he sauntered in the front door. Sitting in the living room with martini glasses in hand were two spritely-looking octogenarians. He gaped.
"Aunt Hester?"
"Justin, darling! Come give your old great-auntie a kiss. And this is Thaddeus. We met in Las Vegas at the Show Jumping World Cup last year and haven't been apart since. He's as rich as I am and the best part is, everything still works!"
Thaddeus raised his glass in greeting. "Justin, m'boy, your aunt has been going on and on ever since the family got wind of your appointment here. Congratulations! We've been out to see the stables. Migawd, but Laurie has a fine lookin' stud. Never been into mustangs m'self but havin' had a look at hers I'm beginnin' to understand the appeal. And Kigers? The zebra stripin' on them is a wonder."
By now Laurie had her hand over her mouth to keep from bursting into giggles. Hester and Thaddeus had appeared unannounced on the porch, introduced themselves and breezed in as though they were family. And they obviously were. She had started out deferential to their age but after no more than a quarter hour it became equally obvious that they had been serious hell-raisers in their youth and hadn't given up much in the years that followed. Thaddeus' stories of the sexual shenanigans at the Rome, Tokyo and Mexico City Olympics had both Laurie and Hester (who had been there!) in stitches. Laurie was even getting mildly aroused.
Justin was totally flustered. To him, his great aunt had always been an august, slightly distant figure who dictated to the rest of the family and was held in awe, especially by his generation. The idea that she had been a socialite and very serious party girl in her youth, with lovers on three continents, was a shock.
"And why shouldn't I have had, dear boy?" she asked, "I was young, pretty and very fit from all that riding. I attracted the men and my lusty young body appreciated their attention. Naturally I had all the fun I could. And when I finally decided to settle down with your Uncle Edmund and have babies I wasn't tempted to stray because I'd already done that. Then between raising your cousins, riding herd over the rest of the family and breeding hunters and Standardbreds, I was kept busy until poor Edmund passed away. By then your cousins were all grown so I could return to my wanton ways without anyone giving a hoot. And I have. Thaddeus is a delightful lover and companion and so we are traveling the world, attending equestrian events and doing the best to squeeze the most out of the time we have left. And you, it seems, are cast from the same mold!"
Justin opened his mouth but no sound came out.
"Well, he was a bit slow out of the starting gate," Laurie said with a grin, "but he's made up for lost time."
"And with 'n expert in BDSM?" Thaddeus was gleeful, "I call that jumpin' in the deep end of th' pool, so to speak."
Laurie raised an admonishing forefinger. "That's
expert on
BDSM, not
enthusiastic practitioner of
. I study the subject but am not heavily involved."
"Truly?" Aunt Hester raised her eyebrows in surprise, "I've long felt that a sharp spanking was a great way to get the foreplay off to a good start. Why, I remember Roderigo. A couple of months before Edmund proposed I was down in Buenos Aires for a polo match and met this dashing Argentine. Every time we were alone I ended up over his knee with my skirt up and my panties down. Once he had my bottom nice and red the rest of my clothes went flying and I was on my back with him inside."
"Sounds excitin'," Thaddeus allowed.
"A bit too much so, actually. Besides, I got the feeling his family disapproved. They wanted him to marry someone with more money than they thought I had. It never pays, I believe, to let a new lover know how rich you are. Fortunately for Thaddeus and I we're both on Standard and Poor's so a few moments with a smart phone cleared the air marvelously."
Laurie lowered her head and raised an eyebrow at Justin enquiringly.
"Alright!" he said, starting to blushโagain, "when I turn twenty-one I get total access to the trust fund. And, yes, it's big. Auntie, how big is it these days?"
Hester shrugged. "Dear, that all depends on the Market on any given day, but safely? A hundred million or so. His great-great-grandfather," she said turning to Laurie, "had an incredible eye for property and securities and set things up so that the following generations would have to be utter idiots to not stay rich. We aren't and we have. This gave my grand-nephew, fiery little genius that he is, the wherewithal to save as much of the planet as he can. Of course, Justin dear, we do hope you do so prudently. It wouldn't do to make the rest of the family bail either you or any issue of yours out."
"So," Laurie said with a wicked grin, "you could fund your own Heityme Chair in Environmental Studies and have an international consulting firm as a sideline?"
Justin looked down at his lap. "Mmm, yeah" he mumbled, "I guess that's what I may end up doing." He looked up with tears in his eyes. "I mean, I'll have to. IโI can't bring myself to leave you, Laurie. Somehow I have to stay in Horner Springs!"
Laurie slid over next to him and pulled his head down against her breast. "And you shall, darling. Van Kanaal, Jake, and the rest of us aren't about to let a brain like yours get away. You've already impressed Administration enough that they have an Associate Professorship waiting for you as soon as you finish the doctorate. Don't worry, Justin, you have a place right here."
Aunt Hester leaned forward and patted his knee. "Typical Heityme," she mused, "Bonk like bunnies for the fun of it but when we do fall for someone, we fall hard! That's exactly what happened with my dear Edmund. Once I tied the knot with him I didn't want anyone else for the next thirty-one years. In fact, it was two years after he died that I finally got enough libido back to start playing around again. Now, Laurie, I know there's this age differential between you two but are there any prospects for children?"
"Not with me, Hester, but Justin has such a reputation on campus that half the women in the program would be only too happy to provide some. I'm sure that eventually one will show up who doesn't mind being part of our 'arrangement'."
A slow, sly smirk spread across Hester's face. "One already has, though she doesn't know it, yet. Her name is Michelle Tarbox. Her family fell on slightly hard times so she couldn't go to Vassar like everyone expected. Bright little girl and cute as they come. Her grandmother tells me she's here for pre-med but I doubt that's her real first choice. What the girl really needs is financial security and babies to raise.
And
, you two, before they had to sell the stable, she was a polo whiz."