Honey Ass Me to Go Shopping

After 15 years Honey's attitude to our bedroom fun was great, but her initiating things had waned and she was letting me run matters.

Fifty Shades had come out, was taking the world by storm and she had a renewed interest in me filling her void.

I scored a new job and would change cities, so after some commuting would bring everyone back to our original home.

This one morning we were in bed and the kids where off with friends. So under the covers I let my fingers do the walking, right under the elastic of Honey's under pants to play with her hair.

Honey had been engrossed in this book. She said that it was a trilogy and this was the first one. Now I'm not a busy body, so I let her tell me things rather than ask.

So she is reading the book intently and I'm playing with her clit. I'm getting no push back either.

She asks "Do you want to know what the book is about?"

"Sure" I replied.

Honey told me "It's all about sex. It's fantastic."

Next thing she gets up off the bed and goes to our walk in wardrobe, coming back with a sealed plain box with a mail label showing our home address.

She says "I've been shopping on the internet waiting for you to come home."

She breaks the tape, opens the box and pulls out a high end vibrator, butt plugs, stainless VJ plug, we vibe and a ribbed stainless job that looked pretty impressive. She's been busy.

"Let's have a little play shall we." As she drops her undies, getting back into bed nude.

I'm feeling over dressed myself in boxer shorts, so they disappeared quickly. With a grin creeping across her face and her green eyes twinkling, Honey stated to inspect the items like it was Christmas morning.

She selected the butt plugs and handed me the gel. I got the message as she flipped her body over. I lubed up her star fish with gel on my index finger and worked it in and out. By her sounds, this was having the desired effect.

Next I put gel on the plug, put it up to the entrance holding it in place. With my other hand I reached under to play with her clit and she wiggled back on the plug as her body took it in. The only thing stopping this big red thing was a T at the end.

She was happy now.

I got up and washed my hands in the ensuite, and rejoined her back on the bed.

Honey squirted some KY out of the tube onto my 2 fingers, then she slipped them inside her front door.

After 3 C Section births, she was still very tight. My fingers could feel the plug in her back door through the thin skin wall which separated the two.

I kept getting "Put more in me."

So next I tried 3. With some wriggling, that worked.

"More."

So more lube, then 4.

As her clit was now being played with, "More."

My right hand couldn't do it. It just wouldn't fit. Although it did take a while, I thought about it and discovered that my left hand is smaller than my right. Change hands and lube up the left. 1, 2, 3, 4 no problem.

Lube up my knuckles, thumb and the top of my hand. Squash and tuck my thumb under the fingers. Wiggle.

Oh my goodness, it slipped straight in.

I hear, "Oh my God."

Honey's face has the look of ecstasy as she plays with her clit. Bang, she starts shaking. I've never seen her quite like that before.

She pulls my hand gently out and tells me "I need you."

As she is on her back now, I crawl between her knees and slip straight in. This is so nice.

Honey says "Now I know what double penetration feels like and getting fisted. My own 52 Shades."

While she is murmuring away, I start stroking. This is so nice. I pull her by the hips down the bed and slip my arms under her knees. Next I lift and roll her until I'm dominating over her and she has her shoulders pinned like a wrestler. That is pretty much her only contact with the mattress.

I start slamming into her.

All I get back now is "Fuck me. Fuck me."

Who am I to argue with a lady. Before I know it, my balls hit the eject button and I unload into her, thinking this is so good.

I withdraw and slip out of her. While the plug is still in,

Honey asks "Can you go shopping for me?"

I've just been given the best sex of my life so reply with "Sure, what do need?"

Honey tell me "I need you to that adult shop at you know where, and get me the biggest dildo thing you can."

I get cleaned up, dressed and head to the place. It is sort of hidden in a strip of shops for privacy. Entering the shop, acting nonchalant and selecting what I think is big, take it to the counter, pay cash. The shop lady smiles and puts it in a brown paper shopping bag for me to bring home.

Well I leane and drive home and show Honey. It's not that she is not happy.

She says "What I need is girth. Can you get me something as wide or wider than a coke can please. I want to be over full and over stretched."

Now we are talking. At least she is specific and tells me what she wants. So I head back to the place and tell the lady who served me that I need an upgrade.

The conversation now gets so normal it's weird.

The shop lady asks "Now what do you really need?"

I explain that "My wife needs something of decent girth."

"How long?"

"Length isn't the requirement, it's girth.''

"What does she want to get out of it?"

"My wife wants the feeling of being full and stretched."

"Colour?"

"I don't know, doesn't matter."

"I'll be back in a minute." She heads away to the back room.

The lady comes back and plops the biggest, widest girth black latex dick on the counter with a thud. It is in a clear plastic packet with a bar code. It has a head, veins, length, girth and is sort of rubber or latex, something flexible. It meets her specifications.

i think for a moment. How on earth would that fit?

"How's that? Will that help her?"

"That will be perfect, Thanks."

I flash my card, head to the car with my plain brown paper, jump in and head home.

It was still just Honey and at home.

She wanted to see it, so I handed over the bag. The contents were pulled out and placed on the king size bed.

With a smile Honey told me "Perfect, give it a wash and we'll try it out tonight."

We had a nice afternoon watching football and a movie, later picking up the kids from their school teacher who was our friend, having dinner with them and headed home.

Bath and bed for the kids, then I headed to our bedroom. Honey was wearing a short white silk nightie with green poker dots. One of the best things that she did was wear white underpants with a thin transparent back panel.

Quite often she walked around the house in just these white undies. our kids didnt take any notice of it. When she bent over to collect something, it was like she was not wearing anything at all for my viewing pleasure. I had my own porn show and no one was any the wiser.

On this occasion, she had showered and was ready for this big black donk. There was no way it was going to fit without some warming up. So out came the left hand and some KY. This got her ready. 1, 2, 3, 4 fingers then thumb. A little attention on the clit.

Honey said "How about you lube up the donger."

Who am I not to do what I am told when I am up to my wrist inside my beautiful wife.

I get the donger out of its new locked box home and grease it up. I press the head up against Honey's lips. Then push and wiggle it a bit more.

Honey has just had my left hand up there and that makes this a little easier to stretch her now. The latex head goes in and her mouth opens. I wait now for instructions, then next I get the nod.

I push a little more. Another nod. I push until it goes all the way home. The donger is moved in and out a little more now.

Honey's face lights up and her hand flashes to her clit and starts rubbing it with 2 fingers. Then the fireworks goes off.

After this subsides, I gently remove my dark friend, clean it and her.

Honey has come down from her rush.

She flashes me a wicked smile and says "If you can take the kids to school tomorrow, you can fuck my arse."

I replied "If you give me your arse, I'll even make their lunch."

Her arse was invaded 3 times that night. The best time was her laying on her front and I was laying on top of her back with my dick buried to the hilt. Her arse was doing magic squeezing things to my shaft that were driving me crazy. I had lubed her up for so much dick pumping, that my balls were starting to get sore. probably getting squashed actually between our bodies.

I shot off the third load into her chute, cleaned us both up and let her go to the bathroom. Sleep was calling before the school trip in 3 hours.

The week had started off well. Really well. The big annual football game was on Wednesday and it was organised for our boys and I to go down with a whole group of others on a coach for the 2 hour trip to see the game at the city stadium. My team lost and we got back on the coach texting Honey we'd be home in 3 hours.

Honey text me "I want you home to help me with my new black friend."

I replied with encouragement for her to do it herself and what to do. I got silence for the rest of the trip, thinking she must be asleep.

Getting the boys home and into bed around 2 am, I peeled off my clothes in our bedroom and got into bed. Being nude always indicated that I was up for her if she wanted.

Honey said "I needed you 2 hours ago. Fuck me first, then get the black thing out."

I slid 2 fingers inside the naked Honey to ensure she was already wet. I needn't have bothered. She squeezed, then I crawled over her, positioning my body between her knees and slid 7 inches home.

Slowly at first then she started moving like ocean swell. Once she got going, I had to think of football or cars as to not blow my load too early. I lasted a long as possible then let her have it.

Pulling out I placed the lubed donger up to her vertical lips and gently pushed it inside her. I could tell she was enjoying this by her smile, then the O forming of her mouth.

Given i had been handling KY, I slipped my left index finger up her rear hole and with my other hand, jiggled the donger which brought her fingers to her clit then fireworks happened.

This was getting very enjoyable. It was time to pull everything out of Honey, cleanse and prepare for sleep after this unexpected joy.

Honey told me "We had to go to Kmart tomorrow."

I gave her a funny inquisitive look.

Then in a mock exasperated fashion she said " The next sex novel gets released and I have to have it."

Who am I to refuse a lady.