ULTIMATE SKILL
Sometimes what you do best you want to share with everyone. And sometimes you want to do it only to who you like best.
If it had to do with her lips and tongue, she loved it. I have always thought her mouth should be declared a National Treasure. She is as good at giving head as anyone I ever knew, and she was dedicated to sharing her gift with anyone interested who she liked. She is not my wife and wasn't even really my girlfriend, but I was the happiest friend with benefits in the entire world.
We met at a mixed bowling tournament and somewhere during the three games we were talking about things we like to do besides bowling. "I am into mountain biking, skiing, jogging, sailing, rock climbing, bowling, and giving head," she said casually.
"Wait, what?" I said.
"Rock climbing," she said. "It's where you scale cliff faces with only a rope."
"No, the last thing you said?" I asked.
"Oh, giving head. I am an oral specialist," she said nonchalantly. "I give good head," she said, "oral pleasure."
"To men?" I said.
"Oh, no. To any gender who wants it," she said. "I like giving as well as receiving. No one knows cunnilingus like the ladies," she said confidently. "I love having my pussy eaten."
"You're pretty open about what you like to do," I said.
"Who doesn't like mountain biking? Rock climbing maybe, but biking?" she said with a playful grin.
"I mean the oral sex part," I said.
"I know," she said. "I was just fucking with you. Don't take offense. I am not your normal girl-next-door type," she said. "I don't have a filter."
"So, you don't mind who knows you like oral sex?" I asked.
"No. If God gave it to us, it probably isn't evil," she said with a shrug.
"So you believe in God?"
"No. Not really. But most people seem to, so I just say that," she said.
"You do it with anybody?"
"Hell no," she said. "I have my standards. I have to like you," she said as if I had asked her if she took money from the church collection plate. "I do have special friends."
"Friends with benefits?" I said with a smile.
"I guess," she said. "I think they feel they benefit from knowing me. I believe we both get rewarded," she said with a smile.
"So how do I get to be your friend?" I said.
"You interested in oral?" she asked unambiguously.
"Well, I am not asking for a blowjob," I said, "although I don't turn many down, but a new friend who rock climbs might be nice." I grinned.
"Well, my good friends I try to give a good time to," she said with a smirk. "Maybe we should spend some time trying to be friends," she added. "Take me to dinner, buy me a meal, and I may get to like you."
"I would chance a dinner for that," I said. "What do you like to eat?"
"Something dead, something grown naturally, and something with just the right spices," she said. "Just about anything other than liver. I like Thai, Mexican, or from any country not ruled by a tyrant," she said. "Even steak and potatoes."
"How about going to dinner with me then?" I asked.
"Thought you would never asked," she said with a chuckle.
I took her to a Thai restaurant and we ordered Pad Thai. The evening went well and we chatted like old friends, and we laughed a lot and it was an extraordinarily comfortable evening. I hardly thought much about the skill she said she had and the benefits of being her friend. Well, I did think about it, but I fought the urge to think about it constantly.
"Well, I think we might be friends," she said with a affectionate smile. "Had a good time. Thank you," she added. "And how many times did you think about my specialty?" she asked with a straight face and her usual candor.
"Hardly at all," I said, also with a straight face but totally lying.
"Yes, in case you were going to ask. A second dinner would be nice," she said with a playful grin. "I think by then we may be good friends."
"How about Italian?" I said.
"Pasta sounds great," she said. "Two more dinners you may get to experience my real talent. You're doing good. I mean well," she joked. "You're an English teacher. I'll have to watch my language. I can't use fuck in a sentence around you."
"Don't fucking worry about that," I said.
"That's a relief," she replied.
We went to dinner one more time, and after dinner she invited me for 'coffee' at her place. She put on music and asked me if I liked to dance. I told her I didn't do it very well, but I would try not to step on her feet. We danced a few dances and I tried very hard not to think of the elephant in the room.
We danced until ten, and I managed to stay off her feet most of the time, and when we finished she offered me "dessert." I wasn't sure if dessert was code for anything else, but it was only code for strawberry shortcake with whipped cream. After I had eaten every berry with a forkful of whipped cream, she stunned me by asking if I had to be home before morning.
"It is Sunday and I don't even have church," I said.
"Would you like to stay the night?" she asked.
"Does this mean we're friends?" I asked.
"Do you want a 'friends card?'" she asked sarcastically.