I shoulda went to Tahiti. That is the thought that runs through your head for the millionth time since you have been stuck in traction. You and your boys decided to go skiing to pick up some cute ski bunnies a month ago. You spent the week swooshing up and down the slopes, giving your best pick up lines to all the lovelies.
On your last day there, you decide to go to the bunny slope to see if you can try to meet some single mommies. The cutest little girl falls in your way, just as you are at the end. You turn to avoid her, and fall over a small branch. Just a baby branch. Right next to a big rock that you land on and over. It causes you to break your right wrist, get a hairline fracture that extends the length of your left forearm, break your left leg in two places and sprain your right ankle. And to top it off, you got your ribs bruised badly in the fall, as well.
The doctors thought it would speed your recovery efforts if they left you tied up in this contraption. Your mother called and reminded you that "if the Lord wanted you going down steep hills on little sticks, he woulda made you that way". The nurse that has been taking care of you since the beginning of your stay smiled as your mother told you off, via speakerphone, for going skiing and getting yourself hurt. She was kind enough not to laugh outright as your mother went on and on about how she told you to just settle down and date Benita from the choir at her church. No need for you to go trying to pick up some cold floozies in tight pants. So much for sympathy from your mother.
When the call is over, your nurse announces it is time for your sponge bath. Your shaft immediately jumps at this news. Since you have been here, this nurse has been the one to administer your sponge bath every day. The first day, you almost poked her eye out, getting a hard-on right as she was cleaning your nut sac. She laughed, gently cleaned off your shaft and finished cleaning you off. Since then, you haven't missed an opportunity to hit on her while you are naked and she is wiping you down with the wet sponge. So far, she has evaded all your best lines. One day, she said you were cute and patted your head before she left. Today is the last day she will be giving you your sponge bath. The doctor came in and pronounced you ready to be liberated from the harnesses and casts. Tomorrow they would be releasing you from your bed and everything you are hooked up to for good.
Your nurse and you are discussing it while she does her daily routine of cleaning you from head to toe. While she is cleaning your privates, you ask her, hey, what ever happened to the cute little white get-ups that nurses used to wear? "I can fantasize about you a lot better if you were wearing one of those."
She laughs and looks down at her colorful scrubs. There is a jungle print all over her top and purple pants to go along with the sensible white shoes. Her hair is pulled back from her face and she doesn't have on a drop of make-up. She explains to you that this is way more comfortable for cleaning off patients than the all white get up.
You expected a smart remark, not the boring, run-of-the-mill answer you got from her. You ask her what is wrong. She tells you that she has a masquerade party to go to tonight with some girlfriends and doesn't know what to wear. You don't see where it is a big deal, but she is preoccupied and quiet the rest of the time in your room.
By the time she is finished cleaning you up and replacing your garment, you don't even feel like hitting on her.
You doze off watching baseball and when you wake up the sun has gone down. You are feeling a little hungry, so you buzz with the one finger you can move, for a nurse to come so you can ask for dinner.
You hear the door open, but you can't really see, because the only light is coming from the TV screen. You hear your day nurse say, I waited around, because I thought you would be getting hungry soon. You were about to make a smart comment, when she flips on the light, momentarily blinding you. You blink a couple of times, letting your eyes get adjusted to the light.
When your nurse starts to talk again, you look over at her and almost pass out. You are thinking this must be a dream. She has on the nurse outfit that you asked her about earlier, only this one looks like it was made for a smaller woman. Your nurse is fully curved and the outfit is hugging every curve she possesses. The top of the dress is only half buttoned, plump chocolate cleavage just jumping out at you. She has on the little white hat, and you watch to see if a pretty brown breast will pop out as she reaches to adjust the pin in the hat. She even has on little white gloves. Her thick, sexy legs are encased in sheer white stockings, but you get a surprise when you see her in really tall red stilettos heels. Your jaw must be hanging open, because she starts to laugh. Your eyes travel back up and zoom in on her face. You have never seen her in anything more than bubblegum lipgloss but tonight she is over the top sexy with her make up. Her eyes, cute and sassy with no makeup, become vixen-like, with black mascara and a bit of eyeliner. Her lips, which you have had many oral sex fantasies about, are crimson tonight, shimmering just a little bit. A little blush on the cheeks top it off.