Jean says. "Bob, at least tell him why she wants you to call her Hazy it makes her sound like a damn hippie."
Bob says. "She was five, she got an ear infection and became fuzzy because of the high fever. She said her new name was Hazy. I call her that from time to time. It pisses Jean off, so I try not to use it too much."
At home, at their breakfast table, full plates of bacon, steaks, and eggs with hot pancakes, I tried hard not to wolf it down, but I felt it was going down too quickly.
I say. "Sorry, excuse me, I missed breakfast yesterday and lunch and Dinner. I could not eat at the Hospital; it smells of death."
Bob says. "You're eating like a human. That's more than we can say for our son, and your manners are a plus."
"I'm sorry, Jean, excuse me. Mrs. Campbell asked me to call her that but did say her folks would prefer Hazel. Well, guys, she will only be my Hazy to me, but I will call Hazel with you guys. Besides, it gives me a super cute pet name. You two want to see my skills. Can I have some paper and a ruler, please?
I spread out a school notebook and begin with a right angle and the ruler with a pencil, but I am different; I use a pen. I pull my Bic pen out. I sketch a shop drawing, two notes on a scale to the inch and date drawn, and my full name. One for a ramp, one for hold-on bars for the bath, and the last for a hanging grip to help get Hazel out of bed. I use the last page to jot down the needed parts list.
I say. "You get this stuff or take me there, and it's a two-day job with hand tools or a few hours in a full wood shop. Then, Sir, I run it by the wood-shop teacher. He owes me. I sharpen his drills bits and saw blades, and my designs are used to make money for shop classes."
Bob says. "Getting this is no problem, John; my brother can rent a truck."
I say. "I saw you bought one of my desks at the last fair; it was one of mine. I burned my name and date when I made it under the drawer. I made ten of them."
Well, Bob and Jean got up to look like I was a damn jock who made things up just to impress people; they came back with words of phrase.
Bob asked. "Son, it's nicely made; the only thing keeping it from being a masterpiece is the plywood, but you have skills. How did you learn this is not something you learn in an hour of high school shop class?"
I say with a touch of pride. "My Dad, Sir. He did not leave me much, but I at least owned it. I take pride in my skills with tools."
Jean asked. "Oh, is he a master carpenter?"
I say. "Well, no, it was Dad's hobby; he was head of maintenance of a hospital, but he has a Master's degree in shop class, his degree is in Industrial Education, and has a Bachelor of Science in Chemical engineering. His Dad called him severely educated. I know how to; you guys don't honestly want to hear this crap, do you?"
Jean Beamed. "Dan, I assure you the crap we do, young man, we do; now please go on."
I say. "I built my first radio at eight; it was a crystal set a boy scout tossed in the trash without building it; my first short wave radio at eleven. It was a Heath kit that took forty hours to build it. I rode the short bus till a teacher changed my world by teaching me to read; I have dyslexia. From age ten, my Dad taught me to work in metal, wood, and plastic and repair autos or small engines. I rebuilt my bicycle from three wrecks at twelve. My scooter had a burned-out engine. I made a new piston out of a junk piston over a year ago."
I say. "I made a house ramp and handicapped access again for my cousin. I photographed her wedding I was sixteen. I did last year's Prom. I'm booked to do it this year too. I got enough to buy a friend's 1960 Plymouth Valiant. I hoped to hold out to get a newer car, a 1974 Volvo, but it's after the Prom before I can get the cash."
Jean Hazel's Mom asked. "How much are you short, Dan?"
I say. "About eight hundred, but the Prom pays two thousand six hundred dollars. It's just a timing thing."
I excuse myself to wash my hands; it's four am when I come back yawning, my hand over my mouth, and say. "Sorry."
Bob asked. "You want us to come over and explain to your Mom?"
I say in a voice higher than my norm; my fear gripped me. "Shit, Oh hell No, please don't; she's not normal, Sir; I'm not sure I won't sleep in my workshop rather than try to deal. I don't want to deal, Please Sir."
Well, Jean and Bob both insisted on coming in. I can tell you my family can make quite a mark, a lasting bruise at first meeting them. My drunk Sister passed out on the floor, half-dressed like a slut showing more than the strippers my dad got me for my eighteenth birthday. My Mom, half-naked, passed out on the bed. Jean tried to wake my Mom and gave up. Mom's bedpan had spilled hours ago the room reeked.
Jean says. "Hazel is going to kill us, Bob; we have to; we have no other choice. We have to."
Bob says. "Right if she finds out, oh hell no, Son, pack an overnight bag. Dan, we will call the fire dept for an ambulance. You're coming home with us, son; you can stay in our son's room. We get somebody involved, but you have a place to stay, son."
I sat on a bed in my Girlfriend's home; I asked. "Bob, Sir, could you drop me off at school later? It would save me a five-mile walk. I got dropped off at school after a few hours of sleep. No sooner did I get there than the office wanted to see me.
The suits want to charge me for neglecting my Mom, I asked. "You're charging the eighteen-year-old with neglect when my twenty-six-year-old Sister runs the house. Do you folks ride the short bus too? You guys talk to my Sister at all?" They would not let me go to class, having a record.
Sitting in the office till lunch, I told the receptionist I was grabbing lunch, brought it back to eat, and stopped at the boy's restroom first. So I returned a tray to the office and got an extra apple and two cookies with two pints of milk.
So I give one cookie to her and an apple with milk. Two pm, and still waiting for an answer. Three pm I'm going home.
I say. "I'm going home; here is the number where I am staying; he's a lawyer."
The receptionist, Mrs. White, says, smiling. "Are you going to see Hazel today? Here is a get-well card signed by all the teachers. So many people are talking about you scooping Hazel and getting her to help. The English teacher Mrs. Green said it looked right out of an eighteenth-century romance novel."
I went to my scooter. Mae ran over, kissed my cheek, and asked. "We not heard. How is she?"
I say. "The Doctors had to cut her knee open last night and screwed her knee cap down, and it's in chips, but I will work with her so she can dance one dance with me, but it's not a sure thing, Mae. I wish I had seen him first; he should have hit me."
Mae says. "Dan, kiss her for me; let us know when she can get visitors, but in no way is this your fault, you dear Man. You were something else. I'm sorry about Scott; we're not together anymore. He blames you but is out on bail, so watch your back at school." Mae warned me.
I dove my Honda Cub to Bob's and Jeans. I knocked on the door. Jean answered and says. "Here he is, dear, your Girlfriend. It's Hazel."