This story was adapted from a chat play between myself and an anonymous partner.
"Hey guys," I greet as I shimmy my way down the backstage hall. It's Max and Jeremy from the band. They nod as they squeeze past. I can smell the sweat on their bodies, in their hair, soaking their dingy clothes after their set. The headliners are just starting up and the noise rumbles through the walls. I have to almost shout. "Arnaud back here?"
Jeremy the singer smiles and points into the doorway. I push it open and enter. The old paint is peeling in the gaps between the gig posters. The rhythm guitar player for A Life Unknown is there, tall with his shoulder length dark locks. He's French-Canadian and that being kinda exotic has me a little bit giddy.
I have a bottle of Beck's (I've lost count of how many I've had so far) in one hand and my phone-camera in the other. The heels of my combat boots (they keep my toes safe in the pit) make me a bit taller but I'm still a little shortie. My black hair is pulled back but with a tuft loose for bangs like I usually wear it with the small bundle of dreads trailing behind, but my undercut is starting to grow in. I have my brow ring and the stud in my pointy nose and all the usual punky bling running up my lobes. My eye shadow is orange tonight and my mascara is thick with bold tips. I'm sweaty from the show and the bump that I took an hour ago. I feel great, full of adrenaline and it probably shows in my expression, the brightness of my eyes. I'm wearing my cropped black PVC jacket over a black lace bustier, padded to push up my small breasts. My leopard print skirt is short and swishy but enough to hide the garters that hold up my black lace stockings, although I have to admit wearing lace stockings in the pit of a show is a great way to get runs in them and of course there are a few.
"Arnaud?" I call out. "Jaz!" I smile as he finishes buttoning up his plaid black & green shirt. The dark grey Then it Ends tee he wore on stage is patched with sweat beneath. He checks his phone and looks up. His expression is somewhat surprised, perhaps by my punked-out appearance as we only set this up by email, although it's possible that he may have seen my website. He gestures for me to join him. "Cheers," I say. "Great show." Then I push the door half closed behind me and sit myself next to him on the end of the couch. It's old vinyl and has a few cracks and the cushions have depressions in them from all the people that have sat on them (and done whatever else) over the years. "Welcome to Seattle," I smile, eyes wide with amphetamine. We shake hands and then he leans in to kiss both of my cheeks. It catches me off guard but gives me a sweet flutter. "Aww," I fawn and then lean back and fan myself.
"Thank you very much!" he says as he continues to look me over. He has a subtle French accent. It's adorable and quite sexy. I didn't know this when we emailed but I heard some of the band's banter on stage and it was prevalent from a couple of the guys. "Seattle seems to be a very nice city. Very similar to Montréal in some ways. We'll be staying another night before going back to Vancouver." I take a moment to down a rather large swig from my beer. I probably just want to finish it so I don't have to hang onto it anymore.
"I could get into more small talk but I suppose we might as well get it on tape," I say. "Are you okay with just doing it here?" I ask as I motion my hand to the room.
"Sorry about the kisses. It's 'ow we do in Québec," he apologizes. It's sweet. "But yeah, no problem about getting our small talk on tape. What do you use to record?", he asks while he sits back and gets himself comfortable, running a hand back through his long dark hair that falls to his shoulders.
"Oh it's this tablet," I say as I hold it up to see. "It's some no-name Chinese thing but it does a good job." Then I look about the room and spot the small table. It seems to be an end table that has lost its mate. It scrapes the floor as I pull it close. The legs are uneven and it rocks. "Fuck," I whisper. Then I spot an old stained coaster on the floor and stuff it under the short leg. That seems to fix it. I place my camera tablet on the table and prop it up in its folding stand. Then I nudge the angle until the preview window shows the two of us framed up well. "There," I say as I pick my legs up and tuck them under me, kneeling on the sofa half facing you and half facing the recording lens. I smooth out my little skirt. "How do I look?" I ask.
"Are we recording yet? I don't want to say any obscene things on cam," he laughs.
"Yup, we're rolling," I wink. "Don't worry. I can edit," I assure him as I gaze into his eyes. "Are you ready to start?"
"Oh, I am almoz ready," he says as he reaches over the end of the couch to serve himself from the band's supply of beers. "Wan' anything, Jaz? It will definitely gets us talking more," he chuckles.
"Hold on," I tell him. Then drink down the last of my beer. He laughs some more at that before I reach out to put the empty on the table next to the camera. "All right, I'll have another," I smile. he reaches back, grabs another and hands it to me. So much for having a hand free, I guess.
"To answer your firz question, you do look stunning, Jaz," he compliments me. "Firz thing I didn't know there were girls this cute in Seattle, and second I definitely didn't know they moshed!"
"Cheers again," I say as I lean forward once more to put the edge of the cap on the edge of the table and give it a thump with my fist to pop it off. "Oh shit," I say as the camera shakes and misaligns itself. Arnaud tosses his beer cap aside as I take a moment to fix the framing and sit myself back for a sip. "Hah, I have to admit that I can't do the whole set in the pit," I say. "I'm just too small. Although if I get really stoned I can do it but then the next morning all the bruises that I don't feel when they happen," I shake my head. "Oh," I perk up remembering something. "One more thing before we start, is it
Ar
-nod, ar-
nod
, ar-
node
? Sorry I can't speak French," I blush.
"My name is pronounced Ar-
no
," he laughs.
"Thank you... Ar-
no
," I blush again then take another sip. "Your accent is cute," I say as I take him in. His laugh seems to put him at ease and look more confident and there's a sparkle in his brown eyes. Then I take a deep breath and compose myself. The muffled thunder of the headliners on stage suddenly stops and the audience shouts their approval before the band starts up again.
"Let's start now," I say, turning my head to face the camera I begin. The video goes like this.
"Hey folks, this is HardCoreJaz again and with me tonight is Arnaud Saint-Jean, guitarist for A Life Unknown. If you've been living under a rock, they are the new buzz metalcore band from Montreal currently on tour with Then it Ends who are actually on stage as we speak," I introduce things. Then I put a hand to my ear to make the point that the background noise is the headliners as the graphic fades in beneath us
ARNAUD ST-JEAN - A Life Unknown (ALU) / HardCoreJaz
. "So Arnaud, I understand that this is your first US tour? How's that going?"
"Well firz of all thank you very much Jaz for inviting me on your show!" He says. "Seattle 'as been very good to us so far and the show tonight was one of the wildes' since the beginning of the tour!" he says as he sticks a finger in his ear so that he can hear better. "Our firz US tour was in fac'... a bit frightening at the start," he chuckles. "But since we started in New York, people have really been digging our music so we're very 'appy to be able to promote it alongside such amazing bands like Then It Ends!"
"Sweet," I confirm. "So you guys are getting along fine on the road then?"
"In fac' we do! Of course we are five guys in a van which can lead to some arguments and fights," he laughs casually while I sip beer, "but in the end, it's jus' five friends on a roadtrip." Arnaud's eyes wander down to my legs and the snagged up black lace stockings.