I know I'm late with this one but I figured I wasn't going to hold it until next year.
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I saw the perfect parking space in front of the house where the party was already in full swing. Suddenly a large Chevy 4X4 roared by me and dove into the spot I had picked out. I just shook my head and found a spot further down the street. The four guys who piling out of the truck were dressed as cave men. How fitting, I thought as they made their way to the house, they were acting like typical Neanderthals, pushing people and acting like prehistoric ass holes.
I got out of my car and finished putting on my costume. The police uniform I was wearing was as authentic as could be, since I barrowed most of it from a cop buddy. The only thing not real was the gun. The cuffs, equipment belt, baton, flash light and pepper spray were the real thing. I even had a ticket book but it didn't have real citations though. As I walked by the truck I noted the license plate and went into the party.
It didn't take long to find the 'cave men.' They were harassing a beautiful woman. She was dressed as a sexy kitty and wow was she sexy! Her costume consisted of a long sleeve leopard print leotard that road high on her hips, black gloves with leopard fur cuffs, amazing leopard print hose and four inch high heels with, you guessed it, a leopard pattern. In short, she looked awesome! My night stick was standing in approval.
I made my way through the throng of party goers and approached the offending 'sub humans.' They were groping the lovely lady, pulling her tail and being very obnoxious, grunting, whooping and hollering.
I tapped the 'driver' on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me sir, do you own that blue Chevy pick-up out side?"
"Huh?" he grunted and I could smell he had already been drinking heavily.
"Do you own a 2002 blue Chevy Silverado 4X4, license plate 4D263W3?" I said in my most serious cop voice.
"Well...yes officer, what seems to be the problem?"
"A suspected drunk driver just side swiped your vehicle while fleeing the police. You need to go out and check the damage and wait for an officer to return with the suspect to take your statement and information." I lied like a cheap rug, but he bought it. The four of them ran out of the party like there asses were on fire, swearing every step of the way.
I just had a few minutes before those idiots figured out I was bull shitting them. I turned to the lady.
"Thank God for drunk drivers!" she stated.
"Ma'am?"
"That asshole deserves it after fucking with me."
"Ma'am, I need to talk to you about your costume."
"You like it? It took me a while to find all this stuff" she said turning slowly, showing off all her sexy curves.
"Well Ma 'am, I'm afraid it is in violation of several city codes. Could we step out side so we can speak in private?" I pointed toward the back door, taking her arm and escorting her out.
"Wait...What do you mean it violates codes? Please office, I don't want any trouble."
"Let's step out side Ma'am." I looked back to see if the cave men had figured out my bluff.
As we stepped into the back yard there were several people smoking pot and other things that they wouldn't want an 'officer' to see them smoking. When they saw me escorting a party-goer out, they bolted in every direction. In moments we were alone. I was having a difficult time keeping a straight face playing the cop role. She was complying with my requests but her gorgeous looks and amazing body was threatening to break my 'character'.
"Listen officer, I didn't think this was too revealing" she pleaded, "I just thought it would be sexy."
I stood back from her, looking her up and down with phony concern on my face, shaking my head.
"Could you put your hands up against the wall there and spread your legs," I requested pointing at the side of the house, "I need to make sure you don't have any weapons on you before we go any further." I strategically maneuvered her out of direct sight of the back windows. She backed up and slowly turned, placing her hands on the wall. I got a perfect view of her beautiful ass because her leotard was a thong as well.
"Officer is there anything I can do for you to keep from getting a ticket," she said in a sultry voice, looking over her shoulder at me? She spread her legs wider than necessary and wiggled her ass. My cock was straining against my pants so hard that I thought for sure it would bust the zipper.
"Please ma'am let me do my job," I said running my hands down her arms to her shoulders, around her sides and under her breasts. Her leotard had a velvet texture that couldn't hide the fact she wasn't wearing a bra, let alone a concealed weapon.
"Mmmmmm...You have nice hands officer."
I slid them down to her hips and over the nylon encased globes of her firm ass. I placed a hand on each side of her right thigh preparing to run them down her leg in search of 'weapons'. I could feel the wetness and heat between her legs as my hands moved down to her ankles.
"I like that officer, you are making me horny."
She was taunting me or was she tempting me?
I repeated the same thing on her left leg but pressed up into her crotch a bit more this time before sliding my hands down. She let out a gasp and a long moan when I did this. I could tell she had been drinking but she wasn't wasted. I stood up and turned her around and took a step back. I began writing in my 'ticket book' and when I looked up at her she was giving me those sexy eyes and I almost broke down. I finished writing and handed her the ticket. At first she looked at it with disappointment then as she read it she began to smile. The ticket read: You are in violation of city ordinance 69, theft of an officer's heart.
"You smooth son of a bitch," she said moving closer to me. "Did you get a nice feel? Did you like feelin' my wet pussy? Did you like making me beg you?"
"As a matter of fact, I did enjoy it!" I smiled and tried to keep some room between us in case you started swinging.
She lunged forward and kissed me passionately, grabbing my ass and neck as she pressed her thigh into my crotch. My hands sank to her butt and I squeezed and she moaned.
"Where the fuck did that asshole go?" We heard the caveman shout from inside the house. I looked around for a place to hide.
"This way," she said pulling me toward the garage.
We opened the side door and slid inside, locking it behind us. We could hear the Neanderthals searching the backyard. One checked the garage door but was satisfied when he found the door locked that no one was inside. However another one was trying to open the main door. I looked around and saw a pull down ladder leading to a loft. I pulled the cord and lowered the steps. She took off her heels and I pushed her up the stares then followed as soon as she was up. There was about four feet of head room in the 'loft' but it had enough room for us and I pulled up the ladder just in time to hear the roller door open. I froze. She lay quietly in front of me on a mattress. I had to hold the ladder up since the latch was on the other side. As I listened to the voices discussing where I might have gone, I felt her lower the zipper on my pants. My cock sprang free of its confinement just inches from her face.
"What are you doing?" I whispered as quietly as I could.
She didn't say anything. She wrapped her velvety gloved hand around my ridged member and started stroking it up and down slowly.
"Mmmmm," I moaned as she did this.
"Shhhhhh...They'll hear you," she said smiling ear to ear.
If I let go of the ladder to stop her, it would go crashing down and we would be in a world of hurt. If I let her continue, I would probably drop the ladder anyway. I tried to shift my hips away from her but she held on tightly and wouldn't let me move. I reached for the end of the rope that is used to pull down the stairs and slowly drew it up. Once I had it all up I could use it to hold the full weight of the ladder. She took the opportunity to suck the head of my cock into her mouth. I nearly collapsed. I looked at her and she was looking back at me smiling with my cock in her mouth. Although I was mad she was trying to get me killed, she was doing an incredible job sucking me off.
