I know I'm late with this one but I figured I wasn't going to hold it until next year.
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I saw the perfect parking space in front of the house where the party was already in full swing. Suddenly a large Chevy 4X4 roared by me and dove into the spot I had picked out. I just shook my head and found a spot further down the street. The four guys who piling out of the truck were dressed as cave men. How fitting, I thought as they made their way to the house, they were acting like typical Neanderthals, pushing people and acting like prehistoric ass holes.
I got out of my car and finished putting on my costume. The police uniform I was wearing was as authentic as could be, since I barrowed most of it from a cop buddy. The only thing not real was the gun. The cuffs, equipment belt, baton, flash light and pepper spray were the real thing. I even had a ticket book but it didn't have real citations though. As I walked by the truck I noted the license plate and went into the party.
It didn't take long to find the 'cave men.' They were harassing a beautiful woman. She was dressed as a sexy kitty and wow was she sexy! Her costume consisted of a long sleeve leopard print leotard that road high on her hips, black gloves with leopard fur cuffs, amazing leopard print hose and four inch high heels with, you guessed it, a leopard pattern. In short, she looked awesome! My night stick was standing in approval.
I made my way through the throng of party goers and approached the offending 'sub humans.' They were groping the lovely lady, pulling her tail and being very obnoxious, grunting, whooping and hollering.
I tapped the 'driver' on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me sir, do you own that blue Chevy pick-up out side?"
"Huh?" he grunted and I could smell he had already been drinking heavily.
"Do you own a 2002 blue Chevy Silverado 4X4, license plate 4D263W3?" I said in my most serious cop voice.
"Well...yes officer, what seems to be the problem?"
"A suspected drunk driver just side swiped your vehicle while fleeing the police. You need to go out and check the damage and wait for an officer to return with the suspect to take your statement and information." I lied like a cheap rug, but he bought it. The four of them ran out of the party like there asses were on fire, swearing every step of the way.
I just had a few minutes before those idiots figured out I was bull shitting them. I turned to the lady.
"Thank God for drunk drivers!" she stated.
"Ma'am?"
"That asshole deserves it after fucking with me."
"Ma'am, I need to talk to you about your costume."
"You like it? It took me a while to find all this stuff" she said turning slowly, showing off all her sexy curves.
"Well Ma 'am, I'm afraid it is in violation of several city codes. Could we step out side so we can speak in private?" I pointed toward the back door, taking her arm and escorting her out.
"Wait...What do you mean it violates codes? Please office, I don't want any trouble."
"Let's step out side Ma'am." I looked back to see if the cave men had figured out my bluff.
As we stepped into the back yard there were several people smoking pot and other things that they wouldn't want an 'officer' to see them smoking. When they saw me escorting a party-goer out, they bolted in every direction. In moments we were alone. I was having a difficult time keeping a straight face playing the cop role. She was complying with my requests but her gorgeous looks and amazing body was threatening to break my 'character'.
"Listen officer, I didn't think this was too revealing" she pleaded, "I just thought it would be sexy."
I stood back from her, looking her up and down with phony concern on my face, shaking my head.
"Could you put your hands up against the wall there and spread your legs," I requested pointing at the side of the house, "I need to make sure you don't have any weapons on you before we go any further." I strategically maneuvered her out of direct sight of the back windows. She backed up and slowly turned, placing her hands on the wall. I got a perfect view of her beautiful ass because her leotard was a thong as well.
"Officer is there anything I can do for you to keep from getting a ticket," she said in a sultry voice, looking over her shoulder at me? She spread her legs wider than necessary and wiggled her ass. My cock was straining against my pants so hard that I thought for sure it would bust the zipper.
"Please ma'am let me do my job," I said running my hands down her arms to her shoulders, around her sides and under her breasts. Her leotard had a velvet texture that couldn't hide the fact she wasn't wearing a bra, let alone a concealed weapon.
"Mmmmmm...You have nice hands officer."
I slid them down to her hips and over the nylon encased globes of her firm ass. I placed a hand on each side of her right thigh preparing to run them down her leg in search of 'weapons'. I could feel the wetness and heat between her legs as my hands moved down to her ankles.