It was a Tuesday, early evening, and the gym was surprisingly empty. Normally, at this time of day, there would be all kinds of gym-goers doing their thing: huge muscular beasts grunting over heavy weights, Instagram-bunnies assiduously filming themselves a variety of flattering poses, newbies nervously flitting between machines, and everyone in between.
But for some weird reason, today the place was nearly empty. I could only think there must have been a game on, a war had broken out, or some kind of zombie apocalypse had just taken place. "Whatever", I thought to myself with some satisfaction, "this apocalypse is buying me some quiet time".
I was in the upper mezzanine of the gym, in the so-called "functional" area. This was where there was a mix of gym equipment that suited me: rowing machines, pullup bars, kettle bells, squat racks and a few other mixed weights. It was a kind of happy half-way between the full on weights section which was almost exclusively populated by oversized roided-up dudes and bearded powerlifters, and the cardio machines which were mostly the domain of geriatrics and those looking to lose 100+ pounds. Not that there was anything wrong with any of that, but the functional area was my home, and it was where I spent most of my time.
And if I'm honest, another plus of the functional area was that it attracted a weirdly high proportion of attractive girls. Attractive girls who worked out, not so that they were rippling with muscles (again, nothing wrong with that, but just not my personal thing), but so that they were lean, fit and firm.
One difficulty of working out in a gym is that you have a lot of dead time between sets when you are resting, and inevitably your eyes stray around the room. I mean, where else are you supposed to look? And if your eyes happen to occasionally stray across the hindquarters of a girl doings squats or yoga, can you really be blamed?
Don't get me wrong, I try hard not to look. I really do. The last thing I want is to be that leering guy making the girls feel uncomfortable. I fully respect their right to come to the gym and not be objectified. But, on the other hand, I do have to look somewhere between sets. And I can't completely avert my eyes every single time. We all have to make compromises in life, and this had to be a compromise from both sides. Besides which, I knew the girls were looking around as much as I was.
And so it was, on that Tuesday evening, that I was happily working on my bench press in one corner of the functional area of the gym. I was listening to my workout playlist and hyping myself up as I notched up the weight on each set. It was great to be in the gym with no one else really around, except for a couple of people in the other far corner. Plus, I'd been consistently going to the gym for months and eating well, and I was in really great shape. Not body-builder jacked, but with some good solid muscle, only a little bit of stubborn belly fat left, and a really great form that was evident in a t-shirt or a jumper. I'd received a number of compliments in recent months, and was feeling really great about myself.
After a mid-weight set, I got up from the bench to add some more weight to the bar. I wiped the sweat from my face and smoothed back my damp hair. I discretely flexed my muscles and briefly glanced at myself in the mirror. Looking good.
At that moment a girl came from the other end of the gym and threw her towel over a box near the deadlift area which was only a few feet away from me. I recognised her: she worked at the gym and gave the circuit training and some kind of dance-fit classes every day. Sometimes I had peeked through the window on my way to the functional area and briefly admired the mostly female bodies swaying and moving in rhythm to the loud music, tightly clad in bright coloured lycra and nylon.
Needless to say, she was in great shape, and her tight workout outfit left little to the imagination. Her leggings were dark turquoise and tightly hugged her thighs and ass, which were extremely well-toned, with curves in all the right places. She had a black vest on which revealed a small line of her near-flat belly and neatly outlined her pert breasts. I could just about make out the glint of a belly button piercing as she walked past to set up.
Aware that it was my duty not to stare, I resolutely turned back to my bench and added the next set of weights. After a short pause, I lay down again and began another eight reps, my arms now working hard against the heavy weight.
At some point during the set, I noticed out of the corner of my eye that she was warming up only a few feet from me. She was stretching her hamstrings, which meant that she was bending over with her legs straight, touching the floor. Her ass, which looked like it was sculpted out of marble, was pointing more or less directly at me. Somehow, I managed to shake myself and went back to my reps. Five.... Six... seven... eight. Focus on the weights, I told myself, and I sunk back into the rhythm of the exercise.
At the end of the set, I placed the bar back on the rack, breathing heavily. As I sat up to rest, I couldn't help noticing that she was again stretching, this time doing cat/camel yoga stretches. If you don't know what that is, it involves getting on your and knees, and alternately arching your back inwards and outwards. The cat pose also happens to be pretty much the female position in doggy-style sex. Needless to say, I was again momentarily ensnared, but only for the briefest moment, before wrenching my gaze away. Did every movement she made have to be so ass-centric? And did she have to point it right at me every time? I heroically looked down at my phone to log my last set.
If you're judging me at this point, let me tell you that I was trying *really* hard not to look in her direction. I had maybe glanced at her three times, for no more than a second each time, but each time the image of her figure had been imprinted onto my mind as I looked away. I was determined not to be a creep. But on the other hand, she was the only other person anywhere near me, and I couldn't help looking at her every now and then.
It was now time to go up to the maximum weight for my bench press. I added another two plates with my back turned away from her, resolutely looking anywhere but at the forbidden corner. By now, I could hear that she had moved onto deadlifts. Behind me, I could hear the sound of the bar being lifted off the ground and returned heavily to the floor over the music of my earphones.
I lay back on the bench again and stared at the ceiling, trying to focus. The ceiling was neutral and safe. I put my hands on the bar. Before taking the weight, I involuntarily stole just the briefest of glances towards her. She was facing away from me, half-squatted at the bottom of the deadlift. Her perfectly-sculpted ass and hips mesmerised me. I could just make out her arms glistening with a faint shimmer of sweat, her dark hair pony-tailed down her back.
With great effort I once again looked away and turned my energy onto the bar. I suddenly realised with some embarrassment that I was very slightly aroused, but not enough for it to show, or at least I hoped. I lifted the bar and began heaving out the reps: one... two... Each rep was now a big effort, and the breath escaped my mouth with a hiss as I raised the bar each time. My arms were trembling slightly with the exertion.
At that moment, I became aware of a shape standing over me. "Hey!" it said sharply.
I nearly dropped the bar with surprise, but just about managed to re-rack it. She was standing over me, looking down, wearing a clearly pissed-off expression, waving at me. I sat up in bewilderment and took out my earphones
"Hi....", I said breathlessly, "...everything OK"?
"No", she replied firmly. "It's not fucking OK".
She was staring at me coldly with her dark eyes, one hand on her hips. I was confused, and tried to find something useful to reply. Impatiently, she cut me off before I could say anything. "I'm trying to work out here", she said, her eyes flashing dangerously, "and all I can see is you staring at me. Do you have any idea how that makes me feel?"
"Woah, woah", I said, raising my hands reassuringly, "I wasn't staring at you. At all. I'm really sorry if you got that impression, but I'm just here working out as well." I gestured reasonably at the bench and my towel.
"Don't bullshit me", she replied coldly, "every chance you get, you're staring me up and down. Do you think I'm blind? Do you think it's OK to violate my personal space like that?"
"Hey listen", I said, recovering a bit of my composure. I wiped my face with the towel. I was sure that this could be resolved reasonably. "Like I said, I am really sorry if you got the wrong impression, but I'm just here lifting some weights. You came up to work out right next to me. If I glanced at you once or twice, I can't help it. What am I supposed to do?"
"What you're supposed to do", she said, "is keep your fucking eyes to yourself, and not drool over me like I'm putting on a personal show for you."
Now I was getting pissed off myself. I didn't deserve this kind of abuse. "So I should, what, act like you're invisible? If you don't like people looking at you, you'd be better off working out at home."
"The fucking arrogance" she hissed at me. "so I should stay at home, just to avoid perverts like you? Fuck you. You do know I work here, right?"
At that moment, a couple walked up the stairs and put their towels down on the dip bars nearby. She glanced at them and then returned to me, now speaking more quietly, but still without a hint of warmth.
"I don't want to make a scene here. Come with me now, or I'll go and speak to the manager and get you thrown out, and you'll be banned for life. I'm going to show you the rules of the gym. Perhaps you missed them."
She walked towards a nearby door. I felt horribly misjudged, but I could see I had no choice. Shaking my head, I picked up my phone and followed her. Clearly, she was seriously pissed off about something, and it probably wasn't me in particular. On the other hand, I didn't want to get kicked out of the gym, and I knew they would take her word over mine. I decided to try to weather this storm, at least for the moment.
She led me into a side room which was used for spinning and dance workouts. There was no one else there, and it was only half-lit through the partially closed blinds over the window. On one wall there were full-length mirrors. Some soft mats were on the floor here and there, and a pile of them was stacked up in the corner. She closed the door and turned to face me.
"Let me get one thing straight. What you were doing in there was straight up sexual harassment. I could have you thrown out of the gym in five minutes."
I had to protest this. "I barely even looked at you! This is fucking crazy!"