Patti Tompkins would remember the exact time her baby sister Kelli called her that rainy Saturday morning - 8:57am - for the rest of her life. She was in a very intimate situation with Ricardo, and ignored the call. Kelli called right back -- their private signal that it was urgent. Patti nudged Ricardo away, checked the time and took the call. "Hey - what's up?'
Kelli didn't answer, but Patti could hear her sister sobbing and what sounded like rain falling and sat bolt upright in bed, shoving Ricardo to the side. "Kel - where are you -- you ok?"
More sobbing. "Kel - where are you?"
Patti could barely understand what her sister was saying through the sobs. 'I've ruined my whole life -- I am so fucking stupid!"
Patti used her big-sister command voice. "Kel - tell me where are -- are you safe?"
"I'm on your front porch."
"Fuck." Patti sprang out of bed and pulled on her robe, running to the front door, not even noticing that she knocked over a plant on a table in the hallway, leaving a very confused Ricardo on the bed. She unlocked and yanked open her front door to find her sister standing there, in the rain, her hair a tangled, wet mess, wearing soaking wet sweats, holding her phone. Patti pulled her inside. "Kel, you're soaked, what that hell is going on?" Kelli continued to sob, unable to speak. 'Damn, this hasn't happened since she was fifteen. What the hell is it?'
Patti walked her sister to the living room and set her on the couch. Richardo appeared, in his robe, a worried look on his face. "Grab me a couple bath towels and some sweats for her." 'Whatever this is I'm gonna need reinforcements.' "And call my mom, tell her to get over here double stat." He nodded and darted down the hall.
'Double stat' was the Helgeson girls' code phrase for an emotional, non-medical emergency, and Richard repeated it verbatim to Connie, who started firing questions at him. All he could do was describe Kelli's sudden appearance. "Ok, tell Patti I'm enroute." She ended the call.
Patti held her sobbing sister until Ricardo returned with the towels and clothes. "She's on her way."
"Thanks, babe." Ricardo, being a smart guy, knew there was no place for a male in whatever family drama was going on, nodded towards the hallway and fled the scene. Patti nodded back at him. She stood her sister up, stripped her out of her soaking wet clothes, dried her off and dressed her. Kelli's face was all blotchy, her eyes red, her nose running, her hair a disaster.
Patti retrieved a box of tissues, dropped it on the sofa, set her sister down on the couch and just held her. 'She'll talk when she's ready. What the hell is it?' It was a good five minutes before Kelli calmed down enough to speak, still sobbing, having consumed most of the box of tissues.
"We were supposed to picnic lunch today, but it's raining so we can't. All of a sudden, at like eight there's this pounding on the front door. I open it and there's about six of his work buddies, all in their camos and hunting gear, looking for Richard. They give him shit for not being ready -- like they planned it. He tells me we'll reschedule the picnic since it's raining and he'll only be gone a half day and we can have a nice dinner. I was just speechless, so I just waved at him to go."
Patti stroked her sister's cheek. 'Damn him, the boy just can't grow up. Will never, ever forgive him for doing this to Kel.' The sisters held each other for a while, quietly, just like they did years ago when their parents were splitting up and they were scared.
"And then there's Tom. He's the most wonderful man I ever knew and he treats me like a princess and he's trustworthy and funny and I just love being with him and I'm always his first priority and he's always thinking of me and I just melt in his hugs and his heart is just huge and I really think I make him happy and he takes me to another world when we make love and I miss that every second of every day. And I lead him on, then out of the blue dump him for Richard. I might as well have stuck a knife in his heart."
'Yea, you pretty much did, Kel.'
Kelli looked her sister in the eye. "I made the wrong choice last week, 'T. What he did this morning tells me Richard is never going to grow up, be what I need in a mate. And I've turned away the one guy who's perfect for me. I am the stupidest woman on the planet." She burst into tears, grabbed a fistful of tissues and curled up in the fetal position on the sofa.
Patti, knowing that being a good sister meant sometimes just being there and not saying anything, held Kelli's hand for a long time until she dropped into a fitful sleep, emotionally exhausted.
Twenty minutes later the front door flew open and Connie burst in, followed closely by her sister Clara. Patti raised her finger to her lips and whispered "Ssshhh." She got up, covered Kelli with a light blanket and led Connie and Clara to the dining room where she gave them the story. On the way over Clara had gotten the most of the back story from Connie, who was furious -- at Richard.
"No man neglects one of my daughters like that. She needs to dump him, be with Tom. You said he loves her, he's good to her, right?"
"Oh, no doubt. But she thinks she's driven him away, that he's gone forever."
Clara stroked her chin. "Think we can convince her to approach Tom?"
Patti shook her head. "That will be a challenge. She's as hard-headed as her mother."
Clara nodded in agreement and Connie slapped her daughter's shoulder. "Hey!"
They trouped into the living room and Patti and Connie sat down on either side of Kelli, who stirred and opened her eyes, blinking, confused that Connie and Clara were there. She sat up. "What are you doing here?"
Connie answered. "This is a family intervention."
Kelli fixed Patti with a hard glare. "You told them?"
"No secrets in this sisterhood, blondie."
Kelli rolled her eyes and looked towards the ceiling. "Great, so happy everyone knows I've totally screwed up my life."
It fell to Connie as the matriarch to ask the money question. "Would you leave Richard for Tom?"
Kell shook her head. "It doesn't matter. I told Tom last Sunday I chose Richard over him. He'll never forgive me for that. No man would."
Patti realized Kelli had just given her an opening, and she seized it. "But you've said Tom is a man unlike any other."
"Oh, he is, but even he would never forgive me. I'm stuck with Richard, and it's all my fault."
Patti considered her next move. 'Time to play this card.' "I think he'll take you back, Kel."
Kelli glared at her sister. "How could you possibly know that? I know this man -- he's proud. He probably hates me -- and why wouldn't he? He'd never take me back, go back to what we've had these last couple weeks."
"I agree he won't go back to the secret relationship you've been having. But he will take you back if he can have all of you, if you leave Richard to be with him."
Kelli started to tear up again. "You don't know that, 'T, nobody can know that."
Patti reached over and touched her sister's hand. "Trust me, Kel, I know this guy. He wants to be with you. He's a big guy -- and you know what the biggest part of him is?"
Connie's and Clara's eyebrows went up at the reference, as did Kelli's -- they were all thinking of Tom's sex organ.
"It's his heart, Kel, you said it, it's huge, and big hearts are very forgiving."
Kelli just stared at her bare feet.
Clara hadn't gotten the full story of Kelli and Tom's physical relationship. "So, does this Tom guy satisfy you in bed? You're a Helgeson woman, only a few men can handle us, give us the sex and loving we need."
Patti laughed as Kelli looked up, and her eyes got big. "Oh, god, Clara, he's amazing. We do it for hours and I just have orgasm after orgasm and I can't get enough of his kisses and we've done it in every room in his house and the neighbor's pool and in every position I'd ever done plus couple new ones."
Patti couldn't resist. "Yea, he took her from behind up against the wall in his front hall and she amazoned him -- twice!"
Clara's eyes widened. "Damn. So, how's his equipment?"
Patti giggled and put her hand over her face, earning a look from Kelli. "Oh, he's big, really big, and thick and so hard. And he's erect almost all the time he's around me." Her eyes closed as she imagined having sex with Tom. "And he spurts so much inside me and it's so wonderful feeling his man stuff inside me -- I just crave it."
Connie, Clara and Patti looked at each other, six eyebrows raised, with the same thought. Connie said it. "Um, Kel, when your body craves a man's seed that means it wants to mate with him, be impregnated, make babies."
Kelli's eyes widened and she whispered. "Oh, wow....."
Patti chuckled. "Yea, Tom would be good breeding stock!"
Clara was still curious. "Does he like the girls, give them the attention they need?"
Kelli wrapped her arms around her chest. "Oh, god yes, he just adores them. He'll touch and kiss and hold them for hours. He's the only man who's made me climax just from touching by breasts. But he doesn't just like the girls like a lot of the men I've been with, he likes all of me. Every inch."
Clara continued. "So, if you stay with Richard you'll be sexually unsatisfied for the rest of your life, Kel. That's not healthy for a Helgeson woman." All four women nodded their heads.
Patti thought for a second. 'One last hail-mary pass.' "Kel, go to him, tell him you had to make a choice, and you chose to keep your wedding vow. But Richard didn't, and it takes both sides. I've seen how Tom just lights you up, how joyous this man makes you, and I've never seen you happier." 'Here it goes..' "You know you're in love with him, right?"
The realization struck Kelli like the roof had fallen in. Ater a long pause, she nodded her head -- and erupted into tears. Patti and Connie leaned over and hugged her and Clara held her hands.
After a long minute Connie spoke. "We're here because we love you, Kel. We want you to be happy. This is for the rest of your life. Go to him. Now."
*****
A half hour later the four of them sat in Connie's car, parked two houses down from Tom's. His driveway was empty. The rain seemed to be letting up some.
"He's not home, turn around, let's go."
Connie craned her head around to look at Kelli in the back seat. 'No. You said you'd talk to him. We wait."
"No, mom, let's go, please!"
"I'm your mother, and I say we stay, Kel, for another hour." When the family matriarch decided something, it was final.
Kelli opened her door, ready to walk home. Clara grabbed her arm and wouldn't let her go. Finally, she closed the door. "Ok, but only an hour." Clara, Connie and Patti tried to distract Kelli with conversation about anything but men as they waited, but she wouldn't engage.