A flash of blonde hair caught the corner of his eye and he turned to watch Kelli gracefully stride in with some of the accounting crew. He started to smile -- then caught himself and covered his mouth with his hand. He noted she was wearing the outfit that they'd picked out that first Saturday of shopping, for her interview with Marjorie, and she looked fabulous. His pulse quickened and he grinned. 'But like it much better when I already know what she's wearing to work 'cause I picked it out and dressed her! Wonder which bra she's wearing?' He (and others....) admired her pretty blonde hair and perfect hourglass shape, only partially hidden under her conservative outfit. He weaved his way through the tables to get in the buffet line, three people behind her, close enough to see her, but not so close that they'd be seen together. 'Well, we tried to conceal the girls with that outfit, but they're still the first part of her anyone will notice.'
Kelli had looked around when she entered the room, but didn't spot Tom in the big crowd of 130 or so. 'Where is he?" As she ladled some ranch dressing onto her salad she suddenly felt a his presence, a slight tingling running up her back. 'He's nearby.' She glanced back and there he was! Their eyes locked for just a second and both suppressed a smile.
She followed her group to a table and Tom managed to find an empty seat at the next table back, not directly facing her, but close by. She saw him. 'Like when he's close by, I can see him.' She also spied the two women from marketing who'd ogled Tom in the lobby, sitting together at one of the front tables, and checked out the competition. One was short, maybe five-two, dark hair, with a very pretty, exotic face. She carried normal-sized boobs and was slim and toned -- a very hot little bunny. 'Oh, girl, you don't know it, but he's just too big for you, too much man. He needs a bigger, stronger woman -- like me.' The other was a brunette, tall, with a killer body, a pretty, model-like face with big lips. Smoking hot. A fire hazard. Kelli estimated her as a full C cup. 'Well, I've got more tit them both of them combined, but they're both hot. Wonder why they haven't hooked up with Tom?' She smiled to herself. 'But I've got them both beat in the bedroom, for sure. Neither could rock Tom Meadows like I do!'
When everyone was seated and munching away on lunch Terri from HR got up. She was cheery, like you'd expect an HR person to be. Maybe a bit too much. "Hey everybody! Hope you're enjoying this fine lunch. So, a couple of announcements today and we have one new corporate associate to introduce. Tom Meadows, our new IT Infrastructure Manager, is up first. Tom?"
Tom popped up and strode confidently to the front of the room, passing right by his Gym Buddy! She felt him pass, almost touching her, felt that little tingle again and held her hand over her mouth to hide a hint of smile. Marjorie, watching from across the table, thought she saw Keli react to Tom's presence. 'Na, she didn't.'
Tom walked everyone through a summary of the ERP upgrade, not using the acronym-laden jargon of most IT types, instead speaking in plain, simple English with occasional dashes of dry humor. "So, we're all used to looking for those puke green colored help boxes on the right side of each page, right?" Laughter. "You'll immediately notice on Monday that those boxes are now on the LEFT side and they've been upgraded to a color the IT squad has officially christened puke yellow." More laughter from the crowd. Tom held up a finger. "Except on the SG series pages, when they've somehow managed to stay on the right side, for reasons beyond human understanding." More laughter. "Except on alternate leap year days when..." Tom was pretty much drowned out in laughter -- with Kelli joining in. She noticed he engaged the whole audience, looking back and forth, his eyes lingering on her for no more than a split second. Kelli managed to pull her eyes from Tom for a few seconds to catch the two marketing hotties following Tom's every word with rapt attention, smiling -- no doubt to catch his attention.
'Wow, he's so poised, so funny. Makes me want to jump his bones even more!' Kelli's eyes roamed her Gym Buddy's body, top to bottom. 'Damn, he's such a stud, he body's perfect. And I know every inch -- especially his manhood!' She surreptitiously surveyed the room, noting several women checking out her gym buddy. 'Yea, check him out, ladies. He's way better than you even imagine! And none of you could handle him, compete with me. He's a whole lotta man.'
"And finally, please remember to leave your PC powered ON tonight when you leave. You've seen several emails on this, and we plan to send 147 reminder emails on this between now and five o'clock." More laughter. "If you don't leave it on, you won't get upgraded, and on Monday morning Dayon will come around and beat you with her styrofoam pipe wrench." He smiled and pointed at the CFO, who laughed and covered his face with his hands. The crowd laughed as Dayon stood up, grinning, menacing the room with a bright pink, five-foot replica of a plumber's pipe wrench.
Tom nodded at Terri and headed back to his seat, this time walking just a little bit closer to Kelli, his arm swinging out just a bit so his sleeve barely touched her shoulder. Kelli shivered. 'Oh, he figured out a way to touch me! He's so sweet! And hot!'
Marjorie stepped to the front. "On behalf of Sam Endicott I'd like to thank everyone who came to his retirement party last month. Sam sends his regards, and reports he's enjoying retirement and misses, well, most of you, but not all of you!' Laughter. "He specifically said he wouldn't miss YOU, Tammy-" She pointed to a woman in the back of the room. "-and says he will get back at you when you least expect it for giving him the case of Ensure at the party!" More laughter.
"So, I'd like to introduce Sam's replacement, Kelli Sappington." She gestured for Kelli to join her up front.
'Ok, better think of something funny - fast!' She stepped up front, nervously adjusting her jacket.
"Kelli joined us on Wednesday as assistant controller. She's prepared a riveting forty-five minute speech about herself and the latest exciting pronouncements from the Financial Accounting Standards Board that you'll want to take notes about!" The crowd laughed and groaned as Kelli stepped to the front, smiling.
"Hey everyone, I'm Kelli and I'm glad to be with First Bank." Tom looked around and noticed several men taking a very close interest in the attractive, very shapely, young Assistant Controller.
'Yep, not surprised.' It wasn't obvious to the crowd, but Tom could tell she was a bit nervous and was slouching just a bit. He waited until they made eye contact and he subtly straightened up, pulling his head upright. She caught it and stood straight. 'She looks incredible! So want to kiss her!' Tom smiled, proud of his Gym Buddy, his friend, his lover.
Kelli silently thanked her Gym Buddy for signaling her to straighten up, noticed several pairs of eyes in the crowd -- male and female - looking at her chest, not face, and smiled. 'Look at my big chest all you want folks!'
"So, I take it you don't want the 45-minute speech about the exciting world of accounting?" She got back a chorus of laughter and loud 'noooos". "Well, ok then! My last job was with Dixon Brothers Construction, the outfit that just finished the remodel on this building, so I'm the one responsible for the big nasty mess around here these last few months -- so sorry!" Laughter. "Well, I'm looking forward to meeting and working with everyone." She turned to Terri. "And it's great that we get this free lunch every day, right?" More laughter.
Terri rolled her eyes as Kelli sat down. "Well, I would provide, except accounting says we can't afford it!" Marjorie pretended to duck under the table as the crowd guffawed. Terri talked about the company picnic tomorrow, then introduced the CEO, Angelo, who reported some numbers, ending with "No way I can top the humor!" which got him a laugh anyway.
As people finished eating and started drifting out of the room Tom stood talking with a group of bankers while keeping an eye on Kelli and Whitworth. Sure enough, the guy made a beeline to Kelli, trapping her against the far back wall, isolating her from the crowd, smiling, chatting her up. Tom saw the same look on her face as when the two creeps approached her in the gym. He excused himself from his group and circled around behind Whitworth, where Kelli could see him. She made eye contact, just for a split second, very subtly arched an eyebrow, maybe half a millimeter, and Tom understood.
He swung around from behind the guy, reached out to shake his hand and interrupted him. "Elliott, hey, Tom Meadows from IT -- great to finally meet you." They guy gave Tom that 'fuck-off' look and tried to go back to sweet-talking the curvy, busty new accountant.
Kelli smiled. "Nice to meet you, um, Elliott, right? I've gotta run." 'But I want to hear this.'
As she turned to walk away Whitworth made to follow her, but Tom moved over, just an inch, in front of him, his subtle message clear - and reinforced by Tom's significant height and bulk. 'Don't move'. "So, I manage the IT help desk, and I wanted to talk to you about your call with Dayon on Wednesday about the printer problem you were having."
The banker gave Tom an annoyed look. "I'm too busy to talk about IT crap. Send me an email."
While Tom was starting to boil inside, his face remained expressionless. "She was pretty upset at the way you treated her, and she was doing her best to help."
"Well, she must be hypersensitive or something -- I treated her fine, even though she was clueless and couldn't fix the problem."
"Actually, Elliott -- " Tom drew the name out, slowly, to three syllables "- you were on a recorded line, so I heard every word. You called her stupid, ignorant and a waste of the bank's money. And she couldn't fix your problem because your printer was unplugged."
Whitworth knew he was busted, but was never going to admit it, so he just scowled. Tom, totally focused on staring holes through the guy's head, didn't notice that Kelli had sat down at the table behind Whitworth, close enough to hear the conversation, but facing away, pretending to work on her phone.
Tom lowered his voice to just above a whisper. "So, to make this right, you're going to walk over there to her-" He nodded to where Dayon was showing off her large pink Styrofoam pipe wrench to a group -- "And apologize."
Whitworth blustered. "The hell I will!"