The following Monday Tom got to the gym first and was stretching when Kelli walked up. He saw her in the mirror and smiled, as did she. They'd chatted for a while when Kelli looked over at the treadmills. "Hey, there's two missing -- wonder what happened?"
Tom smiled. "Follow me."
He led her to the back of the room and turned the corner into an alcove, not visible from the main room, and there stood the two missing machines. Not a mirror in sight.
"Why'd they move them?" She asked, perplexed.
"I think the owners heard that some women might be uncomfortable running in the middle of the main room in front of mirrors and leering males."
She gave him a big smile. "Well, that was nice of them -- wonder where they heard that?"
Tom gave the 'aw shucks' face and held up his palms. 'My turn to ask. Hope she says yes.' "You up for Brewsters later?"
"That sounds good -- maybe I can pay this time?" 'Whoa, that just came right out?!'
He smiled. 'Wow, she didn't even hesitate.' "I don't know, I've been brushing up on my accounting knowledge since last week!" She smiled.
They chatted as they went through their workout routines. Afterwards he waited for her at the front door and they walked over to the sports bar. Tom was relieved that Ms. Bimbette wasn't on duty and their waitress wasn't trying to pick him up.
"So, there's an assistant controller job opening up at the bank. Is that something you'd be interested in?"
She thought for a few seconds. "Well, I hadn't really thought about changing jobs."
"Marjorie is the controller, and I really like her -- she's a good person and really smart. And the bank pays pretty decent - you said you don't make much."
She thought for a few seconds. "Well, maybe I should apply -- is the job posted?"
"Don't know, but why don't you give me your resume and I'll deliver it to Marjorie, make sure it doesn't get lost in some pile?"
"Oh, you don't have to go to that trouble."
"No trouble at all."
"Ok, I'll have to update it first. Can I email it to you?"
"Sure -- let's trade contact info." They did, and then he laughed. "Just realized I never knew you were Kelli with an 'i', or knew your last name!"
"Same here, Mr. Meadows!"
He held up his phone. "Can I take your picture for your contact?"
She raised an eyebrow. "Um, is that really necessary?"
"Yes, come on, I promise I won't post it on-line."
"But I've just finished working out -- I look awful."
"Hey, be careful what you say about my Gym Buddy -- she happens to have the prettiest smile....."
She stuck her tongue out and smiled, and he snapped a pic. She grabbed for his phone. "Let me see that!"
Holding it out of her reach, he showed her the pic. "You can't use that!"
He stuck out his tongue. "It's perfect!"
She rolled her eyes. 'Oh, he likes my smile.....'
The waitress came and they placed their orders. He asked to borrow one of the ten or so pens clipped to her blouse, wrote 'Musclehead" on a paper napkin and held it under his chin. "Ok, you take my picture!"
She laughed and took the pic. "You're not going to let me live that down, are you?!"
"Not likely!"
Her phone rang. "My sister. Hey 'T."
Tom listened to her end of the conversation. "Oh, I'm not home -- at Brewsters, next to Somerset Gym, with a friend."
Pause.
"Um, sure, come on by -- we just ordered." She clicked off. "Patti's in the neighborhood -- she's going to stop by."
"Cool!"
"Um, I should warn you -- not much of a filter between what my sister's thinking and what comes out of her mouth -- consider yourself notified!"
"Sounds like fun!"
"She's single, but having this torrid relationship with her boyfriend -- otherwise she would definitely hit on you!" She laughed. "Actually, she might hit on you anyway!"
"If she does, should I go out with her?"
"Hey, thought you had a girlfriend?"
He laughed.
She went quiet, a pensive look on her face.
He tilted his head. 'What's she thinking?'
She held up her ring finger. "So, if I wasn't married, and you didn't have a girlfriend, would you ask me out?"
"Is this one of those have-to-tell-the-truth questions?"
She nodded.
He gave her his biggest smile. "Yes, without hesitation. My turn: would you say yes?"
"Well, you might be ok, for a man, so maaaybe yes."
They laughed.
"So, where would we go on this date, and what would we do? Would you just be trying to seduce me, like a typical male looking to get laid?"
He smiled, shook his head, and thought for a little while. "Well, since we always wear sweats together, I'd suggest we go someplace where we can dress up a little, maybe a dinner at a nice place?"
"Really? Dressed up?" 'What's he thinking..' "And what sort of outfit do you picture me wearing?"
Tom smiled and closed his eyes. "Hmmmm....its a red dress, and it's, um, something that flatters you."
"Really?"
He closed his eyes again. "Yes, definitely flattering." She smiled. "Oh, but there's a problem!"
She giggled. "What?"
"You still have your gym shoes and socks on -- how embarrassing!"
They laughed. "So, if you wore a dress I could finally find out if you actually have legs!"
She giggled. 'This handsome, charming man thinks I have a pretty smile, and he's thinking about my gams!' "I do have some legs, Mr. Meadows, but not just any guy gets to see them. So, would you be expecting a kiss at the end of this date?"
He rested his chin on his hand and smiled. "I would definitely be hoping for a kiss, because once we kissed, you wouldn't want to stop."
She raised the eyebrow. 'Oh, he's bold -- he's flirting!' "Oh, listen to this big talk! Pretty confident, are we?"
He looked into her eyes. "I know what I'm good at, and I enjoy kissing."
She looked him in the eyes. 'Oh, I bet he's a great kisser. How far do I take this flirting....?' "So, us girls also like to be kissed in other places beside just on the lips."
He held her gaze. "Well, I pride myself in being very, very thorough, not neglecting anything, making sure the job is well done........."
Their eyes locked for a few seconds when a hurricane exploded onto the scene in the form of big sister Patti, who announced her arrival by pushing Kelli further into the booth and plopping down next to her, facing Tom. "Hey Sis! Thanks for making room for me!"
Kelli shoved her back. "Pushy broad!"
Tom observed that Patti was close copy of Kelli, maybe an inch shorter, a very pretty face, but with beautiful brown hair -- very attractive. Her breasts, while not as big as Kelli's looked to be, were quite substantial.
Patti took a long look at Tom. "So, who's the hunky guy?"
Kelli blushed. "Um, this is Tom, we work out together."
"Oh, are you the nice guy that rescued Miss Bitch over here from some creeps?" She thumbed in Kelli's direction.
Tom nodded, smiled, and held up the 'Musclehead' napkin. "Hi, I'm Musclehead, nice to meet you!"
Kelli grabbed the napkin and rolled her eyes.
Patti laughed. "So, you know my twisted sister here is married, right, and I'm single?"
Kelli gave her a mean look. "Leave him alone, you bitch -- he knows you have a boyfriend!"
The sisters bickered back and forth for a while Tom looked on, bemused.
Patti cocked her head towards Kelli. "So, what do you think of my little sister, here, Tom? Isn't she great? I mean, what man wouldn't love her - long legs, a pretty good ass, blonde hair but not a dumb blonde, and these huge, thirty-eight double D juggs? You should see these balloons!" Quick as a flash she reached over and grabbed a handful of Kelli's ample right breast over her sweatshirt.
Kelli screeched and pried Patti's perfectly-manicured hand off her boob. Tom burst out laughing and bystanders at neighboring tables looked over as Kelli twisted Patti's ear, hard. "You bitch!"
"Ow!"
Kelli then glared over at Tom, who couldn't stop laughing, and slugged him, hard, in the shoulder. "And you, mister, keep your comments to yourself!" But she couldn't help but smile.
Tom covered his face with both hands to stifle his laugh and avoid further punishment. The girls settled down just a bit, Patti extracting a promise from Kelli to feed her cat while she was on vacation next month in exchange for Patti not telling Tom when Kelli lost her virginity.
Patti winked at Tom. "When this girl hit puberty at 14 the boys were attracted to her like bees to honey. She could have had any of them -- or all of them - but she was actually pretty picky. Well, except for the summer after her senior year when she-" Kelli slapped her hand over her sister's mouth. "Shut up! You were the one that dated the Howard twins -- both at the same time!"
This went on for another hour while Patti consumed much of Kelli's dinner. Tom was able to stealthily slip his credit card to the waitress. The sisters thanked him for dinner and they walked out together. Tom managed to surreptitiously pocket the 'Musclehead' napkin.
"Well, ladies, thanks for the entertainment. The two of you are a hoot!"