(The following is another "true to life" account of my affairs of the heart...)
(Please, read "My Life, So Far" first, as there are some references that might not make sense, unless you read them in order. Thanks, ENJOY...)
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"GUESS WHAT! I MET A GIRL!!"
After being depressed for half a year, over losing the first real love of my life, Julie, to a goddamned drunk driver, I "bumped," quite literally, into a real beauty.
I was ecstatic! Elated!! And more. (I was very happy, needless to say!!)
Her name is Melissa, "Mel" to her fiends (and don't ever call her "Lisa" 'coz she'll break your arm!!) and, boy, is she a knock-out!!
She is twenty-two years old, 5'8" tall. Her vital stats: 35c-24-33, and she's a full-time Physical Therapy student at the University, where I met her!!
We almost hit each other on our bikes! She was just getting started into biking seriously (new bike, helmet, pads, etc.) so she couldn't ride nearly as far, hard, fast as I could, then... but, who cared!! With a body like hers, she didn't need to keep up with anyone!!
One more thing...
SHE LOVES TO F-U-C-K!!
Oh God, does she LOVE to fuck!!
After our second date (I thought I'd get nowhere with her. She was so darn serious all through our bike ride) she asked me up to her dorm room for a drink of ice water.
Duh--I said yes!!
Once there, I wanted to kiss her. She didn't fight me. In fact, she kissed me back! With her tongue in my mouth!!
I grabbed her left breast with my shaky right hand, and tweaked her nipple. She laughed and fell back on her bed.
I apologized for my stupid tremor, when she asked, "Parkinson's?" I told her it was something like that, not believing how she even knew what that was. But, before I could ask her, she'd taken off her shirt and was reaching for my shorts, in one swift motion! I got her bra off with little difficulty. I'd learned how from Julie! (Dear, sweet Julie...[sniff])
Once topless, I feasted my eyes on the most magnificent pair of breasts this side of Heaven!
I asked her to take off the rest of her clothes. She did... Then I asked her to help me out of my clothes. She did...