GORGEOUS
I am no stalker, but I could not take my eyes off of her from the first moment I saw her. She caught my attention as I walked into the clinic and I couldn't look away. I just call her Gorge for short because Gorgeous just sounds too much like simply fawning, at least privately I do. She is, however, absolutely sensational in every way. She is the perfect height (5ft. 3in.), the perfect weight (108 lbs.), and the perfect age (one year younger than me). She has the perfect smile, especially when it is aimed at me; the perfect body I love to touch; and the perfect attitude, I learned, about sex: anywhere, anytime, any position I asked for. To say she likes sex is like saying a bird likes wearing feathers.
We met on my first day of college at the health center where she worked. We didn't hit off as much as she launched me into orbit. I am not sure she noticed me, but I certainly noticed her, like noticing a Lamborghini in a lot full of used Studebakers.
I found a reason to visit the clinic as often as possible after that, like everyday until we actually had a conversation. Well, it was more like, "You again?"
"Well, I have to take care of my health," I replied.
"But of course," she said laughing.
"Speaking of health. Do you ever go for coffee with a clinic patient?" She made it clear she "dated" a number of fellas. I just didn't know what the number was, but that was all right because I "dated" a few women myself, although most of those dates were short and limited to simply desperately looking for sexual encounters.
Like I said, I found a reason to visit the clinic as often as possible, until I had a real reason with a soreness in my male parts. "The doctor is busy for awhile, but I'll look at it for you if you'd like," she said.
A woman asking to see my junk? "Well, maybe," I said. "I guess."
After a cursory look at my swollen stuff she said, "I think it may be just over use. You may need to give it a rest. Take a break."
"A good workout is a good thing, right?" I said.
"Too much stress and exercise can weaken a thing," she said with a smile.
"How much is too much?" I said.
"When it begins to hurt," she said.
"Good point," I said. "So what about coffee?"
"I usually don't date after the first penile examination," she said with a sly smile.
"How about the second?" I said.
"Maybe the third," she said grinning.
"Would coffee be a date?" I asked.
"Depends," she said.
"On what?" I asked.
"On what came with it," she said. "Coffee with cream, maybe a date."
"How would I know?" I asked.
"I'd let you know," she said. "Maybe you couldn't handle one of my dates."
"They can be stressing?" I asked.
"They can be hard on the ego," she said with a smile. "Sometimes I entertain two guys at once. Could you handle that?"
"If I was one of the dates," I said. "Especially with cream and sugar," I added thinking I'd been clever.