Reading order for the Going Home series is posted on the author profile.
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The MPs didn't speak to me on the ride. Only the hum of the Willys engine, chants from platoons doing obligatory physical training, and wind rushing past my helmet intruded on my thoughts. I sat through it wondering why I was being dragged away my outfit. It didn't appear I was under arrest. The ride took the better part of a half hour.
At the end of the ride, we pulled up in front of a nondescript building. The sergeant roughly led me inside, my pack carried by the corporal, down a hallway into an office occupied by a harried senior NCO. He was on the telephone when we entered his office. We stood silently in front of his desk while he stared up at the ceiling, clearly exasperated. When he spoke, it sounded like he was talking to an obstinate child. His end of the conversation was punctuated by the occasional 'Sir!' He was on the phone with an officer.
When the conversation ended, he slammed the phone down and muttered something unintelligible, then turned his attention to the sergeant. 'What?' he barked.
'Private Taylor as ordered, Master sergeant!' my escort responded.
'Dismissed Sergeant, Corporal. Close the door on your way out,' the man behind the desk ordered. My escort departed without another word, carefully closing the door behind them. 'Stand at attention, Private!' he told me, louder than necessary in the closet-sized office.
He picked up a small folder, put it down on the desk in front of him, and paged through it slowly. The room quickly grew stiflingly hot with the door closed. I stood in front of him, sweating. Once he'd gone through the entire folder he leaned back in his oak chair and rolled it away from the desk a bit.
'At ease. Who the hell are you?' he asked with a growl. Before I could say anything, he continued. 'I don't like getting phone calls from brass. I especially don't like getting phone calls from three-star brass telling me to pull a private off a troop ship about to depart. And that if don't find said private, I can kiss my stripes goodbye. So, Private, once again. Who - the - hell - are - you?'
I wasn't sure what to make of the question. Okay, my father was an admiral, but he wasn't a three-star and there was no way in hell he'd pull strings to get me off a troop ship bound for Korea. I wouldn't ask him to. I'd get my ass handed to me. So, I said the only thing that made sense, though I knew it wasn't going to answer his question. 'Pfc. Jonas T. Taylor, Master Sergeant!' I barked the response as drilled into me during training.
'I know that for Christ sakes, Private,' he said sarcastically. 'You got an uncle that's a U.S. Congressman? Your mother the president's niece? Your wife's father the Secretary of Defense? Now, answer the fucking question, Private Jonas T. Taylor. Who the hell are you?'
'Permission to speak freely, Master sergeant?' I responded.
'Dammit, Private! I asked a question. I expect you to answer!' he responded impatiently.
'I am just an unemployed college graduate that got drafted. I showed up an induction center three days late and two thousand miles away from where I was supposed to report, Master sergeant.'
'Yeah, I ain't buyin' it, soldier! Your file says you're a college boy. But college boys are a dime a dozen. I bet there's more than a hundred privates still on that ship that are college boys. Three-stars don't give a shit about college boys. At least not enough to personally call me and threaten my stripes.'
'I don't know what to say, Master sergeant. I have no idea what's going on,' I told him. But I was beginning to think my next set of orders would put me somewhere near JPL. I soon learned I was wrong.
'Okay, soldier. I'm stuck with you for ten days and then you're going to Ft. Benning. I'm ordered to send a detail with you to make sure you get there in one piece. I got more important things for my men to do than wet-nurse a VIP private on a cross-country train ride.' He turned his attention from me to a closed door that led to an adjacent room and barked, 'Corporal Collins!'
The door opened almost immediately. A skinny, nervous little corporal came in, 'Yes, Master Sergeant?'
'Private Taylor will be with us for a few days instead of joining the party in Korea. He's assigned to Sgt. Kittery for the duration.' He turned his attention back to me. 'Sgt. Kittery will assign quarters and duty to keep you occupied until your travel orders are processed. Be ready at oh-four-thirty on the 27th. The detail assigned to escort you will pick you up at your barracks. Dismissed!'
Cpl. Collins led me into his office. Without a word to me, he picked up his phone and made a call, ordering a driver to take me to Sgt. Kittery. Sgt. Kittery was expecting me, but he wasn't any happier to see me than the master sergeant.
I quickly learned Sgt. Kittery was a hard ass with a platoon of screw-ups assigned to him for disciplinary reasons. Beginning with an exhausting morning physical training regimen that started at oh four hundred, I spent ten fourteen-hour days working my ass off. Doing every foul, dirty job that needed doing. I spent Christmas Day hand-scrubbing the inside of an endless line of garbage cans used for kitchen waste. At least work ended early enough that day to allow us to shower and change before Christmas dinner.
The morning I was leaving, Sgt. Kittery kicked my bunk, told me to get dressed and drag my ass to his office. It was almost an hour earlier than I needed to get up.
When I got to his office, he looked at me like I was from another planet. 'What were you doing here, Private? My job is to instill some discipline in screw-ups. You're not a screw-up. Who'd you piss off to get assigned to me?' He turned his back to me, poured a cup of coffee, and then turned back to me to hear my answer.
'Apparently the Master sergeant. I have no idea why. I understand the Master sergeant got a call from a three-star ordering him to collect me, threatening to bust him if I got away. I really don't know for certain what's going on, Sergeant,' I told him.
'But you've got an idea,' he said.
'I do, but if I'm right, you don't want to know more, Sergeant.'
He handed me the coffee. 'So, you're some kind of VIP private? That'd piss him off. Who you got pulling strings for you?' he asked with an edge to the question.