I'm a lot more sexually driven than the majority of my partners that I have been with. Every day I have to get off somehow. It's been like that for years. I used to have zero issues leaving the house late at night and finding what I was looking for. This was one of those nights.
The clock was about to strike midnight and I had taken care of myself no less than four times that day. Being able to mentally wander through such explicit memories is a blessing in that regard, as mental stimulation still gets me harder than anything else ever will. However, I didn't want that. Not tonight. I threw on some clothes and headed for the local strip club.
The chances of getting laid in a strip club are so slim that it's almost non existent. However, if you're smart, you can use the atmosphere to your advantage. I wasn't looking for a dancer that night, but rather a mad girlfriend or jealous spouse. The guy goes off and gets a private dance, while the girl sits at the table fuming with her overpriced beer. If she's mad enough, she will have zero issues with exiting the premises in tow.
However, this wasn't one of those nights either. I get inside, get seated, and get the waitresses attention for a couple of doubles. Had I known then what I know now, I probably wouldn't have hit the bottle as hard as I did, but I digress. It was trash night at the local venue, as most all of the dancers weren't anything you'd be willing to take home to your mother. Same went for the clientele that was on the floor, as window shopping the cheap seats wasn't exactly soothing my need.
The waitress drops off my drinks and I sit closer to the stage. Various girls come out to dance and I tip accordingly. After the song is over, they hustle over to the table in an effort to talk me into a private dance, which I always decline. This goes on for about thirty minutes until everything comes to a crashing halt. Onto the stage walks this short decently attractive redhead. You can tell by the look in her eyes that she was more focused on trying to walk in her new six inch heels than she was on the crowd in front of her. She was awkward as fuck and as insecure as the dorky cheerleader that somehow made the cheer team.