My first wife and I married very young. We were out of our teens, but not by much. 12 years and 2 kids later, we're calling it quits. I wanted to go to counseling, she wanted to fuck her coworker.
Needless to say, things didn't end on a happy note. I'm not going to waste time with the details here, but there were some pretty hurt feelings.
I found myself trying to start my life all over again. I had found a place big enough for myself and my two kids that would be coming over for weekends and holidays.
On moving day, as I was unloading boxes out the back of my pickup I heard a voice say "So you're the new neighbor." I turned to see an old friend standing in the opposite driveway. Her body slightly matured but her face was the same cute and friendly way I remembered.
"Amy?" I asked.
She ran over and hugged me, her 5'3" athletic frame a drastic difference from my 6'5" and heavy set body. We stood there and caught up on the last 10 or so years. We talked about my kids and hers, we exchanged phone numbers, we made the usual platitudes of "I'm here if you need anything" and for the first time in a while I felt good again.
Fast forward a few months and it's the end of summer. I had just finished saying goodbye to my children and seeing them off when I got a text. "I'm coming over tonight, is that cool?" I replied with a yes and went on about the day.
Later, Amy showed up with grocery bags and a big smile. "I know how you get when they leave," she said, "my girls just left to see their dad." She walked over and put the bags down in the kitchen. "So you're going to cook and I'm gonna keep you company. "
I laughed and she flashed me a semi flirtatious grin. "You just didn't want to mess up your kitchen," I said to her. She comes up and kisses me on the cheek then pulls out a bottle of wine from the bag.
"You know me soooooo well." She winked at me and then sat in the kitchen chair as I began cooking.
The night was really nice. We ate the dinner I was coerced into making and we sat on the couch talking as she sipped her wine. The conversation started mild enough, but then she surprised me with "So, how big are you?" I really didn't know what she was asking me.
"What do you mean?" I asked her.