"I'm sorry you did what?" I asked, feeling a little embarrassed.
"I talked to the girls about our sex life. I was a little drunk, it's fine they don't care." My wife laughed.
"I care Sara."
"Ollie it's fine, we were just swapping stories a little, it made the girls feel better. Vicky thinks it's hot to share Ideas. Zoe really likes it since her man's been neglecting her. She thinks I'm lucky how generous you are." Sara smiled.
"What exactly did you tell them?"
Sara bit her bottom lip. "Well, you know, I talked about our recent trip, how you licked my ass."
Despite my embarrassment I smiled thinking about it. Ten years of marriage She'd never let me do that before so it was an amazing experience.
Sara continued "Zoe was super jealous, apparently she really likes that and her man refuses to do it."
"His loss." I muttered. Zoe's man was such a closed minded individual.
"Right! So they thought it was awesome that you are so open minded, or more accurately that I'm starting to open up." She paused. "You know because we've had some problems too. So it was nice to get such positive feedback."
I smiled, We had made a lot of progress lately and I knew she'd been anxious about it. Getting validation from her friends could only help.
Plus it was fun to think that Zoe liked ass play, she might encourage Sara to go further with it.
"So Zoe liked the butt stuff?" I smiled.
"I had no idea how into it she was." Sara giggled. "The way she talked about it made it sound better then actual sex. She also lost her mind when I told her we'd tried pegging once."
I spit out my drink. "You what!?"
"Babe don't get mad, they thought it was incredible." Sara pleaded.
"Sara!" I wasn't embarrassed any more. I was pissed.
"It's fine, what are you embarrassed about? They think it's great. They think I'm the luckiest lady in the world." She paused and kissed me. "You know because I am. You should of heard Zoe, by the end of the night she was trying to borrow you."
I came out of my fog. "Wait, what?"
Sara laughed. "She wanted me to pimp you out to her."
I started feeling a little warmth in my crotch. "And what did you say?"
Sara moved close to me, sliding her arms around my waist. "I said, you're my man." She kissed me again, then cocked her head to the side. "But if she paid for the next round of drinks... " Sara trailed off.
I playfully pushed her away. "One round? That's all I'm worth?"
She pulled herself against me again, I turned my face away so she started kissing my neck. "That would only get you to lick her butt." She kissed down my chest. "If she wanted to peg you she'd have to buy an appetizer too."
I groaned a little as she kept kissing downward. " Oh wow, you really went for the hard bargain."
Sara reached my crouch. I was already straining. She unzipped my fly and pulled out my hard on and balls. "Speaking of hard." She started stroking me. "You should probably thank them by the way."
"Why?"
"Because if it wasn't for their encouragement I still would be one of those girls that never gave blowjobs."
I smiled. "I do like your blowjobs."
She looked up at me. "Oh yeah?" She flicked her tongue out at the tip of my cock. "You like my hot mouth wrapped around your shaft?" She started fondling my balls, inching her finger closer to my ass. "You like shooting that hot load into my mouth? Watching it dribble out a little onto my chin?"
She knew the dirty talk would get me there. She didn't even have to put much effort into blowing me.
"What if this time I told you I wanted to feel you shoot your hot sticky load all over my face?"
She stroked with every word and pushed her finger up against my waiting ass, But the thought of cumming on her face made me lose it. I started to groan and shake. Sara laughed and engulfed the head of my cock. As what seemed like an endless stream of cum filled her mouth.
My knees buckled as my body lost itself in orgasm.
She pulled away and spit what looked to be a massive wad of cum out into the kitchen sink.
"One day you will actually let me cum on that beautiful face right?" I whimpered a little.
Sara smiled and kissed me on the cheek. "We'll see."
I tucked my deflating cock back into my pants. "Can I do anything for you now?"
Sara glanced at the stove clock. "We don't have time, but you can make it up to me tonight."
"Can I cum on your face tonight?" I gave her a hopeful smile.
She leaned in, her hand stroked against the crotch of my jeans and her lips brushed against mine. "No baby, but I guarantee I will cum on yours."
Sara snapped back and giggled "Come on we gotta go. I want to get to the store and back before the kids get home from school."
I groaned but obediently followed.
As we drove back from the store I noticed Sara kept texting and giggling.
"What's so funny?"
Sara glanced up. "What? Oh nothing, I was just telling the girls about the quick BJ I gave you."
I was flabbergasted. "You know the stereotype is that guys are the ones that kiss and tell, but you three blab about your sex lives sometimes before your even done getting fucked."
"We only blab to each other. Guys will tell anyone, girls only tell their girlfriends."
I glanced over. "Well I don't tell anyone."
Sara was typing away and smirking. "That's sweet babe."
I waited a few. "So what did you say?"
"I told them how I proudly got you to blow your load within seconds just from a little dirty talk and a finger in your butt."
I turned red. "Ok first of all, it was more than a few seconds. Second, you didn't put your finger in my butt you just, tickled the hole."
She quirked her head to the side. "Did you want me to put my finger in your butt?"
"I wouldn't say no to that. Also thirdly you once again teased me with dirty talk about my biggest fantasy that you refuse to fulfill." I paused as if this made my point.
Sara laughed looking at her phone again. "Well Zoe has upped the offer, said she'll take a load to the face if she can peg you." Sara paused in thought. "That does nothing for me. Why would I take that offer?"
"It gets me what I want."
Sara thought about this. "No, because you want to cum on my face, not A face."
I smiled. "That's true." Then I frowned. "This is a all a joke right?"
Sara still didn't look up from her phone. "What babe?"
I turned the car into our driveway. "You're not actually trying to pimp me out to your friend."
Sara laughed pretending to sound shocked. "You mean you don't want to fuck my best friend?"
"I still can't tell if you're joking."
We started unloading the bags. "Babe, I'm just messing with you."
"Ok. Just checking."
We trudged into the house. "Although, Zoe is getting pretty thirsty." Sara started unloading bags. "If she doesn't get laid soon..." She trailed off.
"I'm not fucking your friend Sara."
Sara laughed. "Oh babe, don't be silly. She'd be fucking you remember."
I gave a big fake sigh. "Fine, but only if I get to eat your pussy while she does it." Sara paused. "Now that's not a bad idea."
"And I get to finish on both your faces."
Sara turned. "How does that work?"
I smiled. "Well I'd imagine you'd be on your knees, maybe one of you is licking my balls while the other blows me. When I'm ready to pop you place your faces together and I just cum all over them."
Sara smirked. "This sounds like you've planned it."
I continued. "And you have to ask for it. No, beg for it."
Sara turned back to putting things away. "Oh ok babe, I'll let Zoe know."
I turned back to putting things away, but out of the corner of my eye I saw Sara pick up her phone and send another quick message. Probably just telling them how funny it is to mess with me.
A few weeks went by, Sara made plenty more jokes about pimping me out, even going so far as to come up with a pricing structure. She sent it to me while I was working just to mess with me.
I filed all this away as a joke with her friends so I didn't think much of it when Sara came to me asking if we could have a game night with Zoe.
"No Vicky? Do you want me to invite some of my friends too?"
Sara dismissed this. "Oh no, Vicky has couples therapy and I thought we'd keep it small."
I love game nights so this was a little disappointing but I had plenty of three player games so I could make it work. "Ok, well we could always let the kids play too."
Sara smiled. "Oh they're staying at my mom's that night. Figured you play bartender and we could have a good time."
I frowned at her. "So we get a child free night and you invited a friend over?"
Sara laughed. "Babe you love game nights. Don't worry..." she came close and slid her arms around me. "We'll have plenty of fun."
I kissed her. "Ok I trust you."
She pulled back and gave my ass a playful spank. "You better. Now get in the kitchen and make me a sammich biatch."
I playfully bowed to her. "Yes mistress."
She laughed. "I'm actually serious. I'm hungry, could you please make me something."
I sighed, took her hand and kissed it. "As you wish."
Saturday came. I dropped the kids off at my mother in law's house and stopped at the store to resupply my bar. Sara and her friends loved fruity cocktails but I preferred just sipping scotch. I grabbed a bunch of ingredients to make hurricanes and Sara's favorite the pain killer. Then I grabbed a bottle of Talisker for me.
I was getting excited for games. Running through what we had that played best with three players. Catan, Carcassonne, Ticket to Ride, all good choices.
Even If it wasn't going to be a super romantic night it could still be a ton of nerdy fun.
When I got home it was about two in the afternoon. I started prepping snacks and drink ingredients then I cleaned the table getting ready for fun. I brought out a pile of games and got myself cleaned up.
Around four Sara came home. "Hi sorry got caught up at the store, oh my!" She surveyed the newly cleaned house. "very nice babe, someone's scoring extra brownie points."
I finished putting a fresh trash bag in the can. "I store them away like a squirrel and his nuts."
Sara walked over to me and grabbed my ass, letting her hand slide between my legs and gave a playful grip of my under carriage. "As long as you save deez nuts for me."
I jumped from the unexpected but not unwelcome fondling. "I don't know if I should laugh that you actually used the phrase deez nuts, or try to turn your joke around and ask you to sample them."
Sara laughed, rolling my junk in her hand through my pants."you would love it if it started sucking those balls right now wouldn't you?" I whimpered a little. "Oh babe, I could just pull these pants down, reach my other hand around and start stroking you." She slid her hand around my waist and let it brush against the tent that I was pitching. "I could keep stroking you while my other hand found its way to that special little spot you love me to touch." Her other hand left my balls and stroked up my crack to my taint and ass.
Even through my pants this was excruciating. The dirty talk was driving me wild.
She got a little more aggressive pushing into me and rubbing my cock through my pants even harder. She let out a low growl too just for good measure.
I couldn't believe how turned on this all made me. Her voice, her descriptions, her hands, my whole body was pulsing.