Maybe it WAS the Ides of March, maybe it was just bad luck, maybe it was my failure to maintain my vehicle in good condition, whatever!
But the moment that it happened, I KNEW from the sound of it, that it was a major engine failure. A bearing, a push-rod, whatever it was, it snapped. Permanently. Irrevocably. This vehicle wasn't going to go another mile without a tow. Naturally, I was thirty miles from the resort, fifteen of them on a back road that I had chosen because "It was the scenic route!" My female companion was not amenable to my choice of route at the time that I detoured. She pointed out that I did not know the road, it was only two hours till dark, and who-the-hell knows what kind of jerks hang out in these remote quarters? I took the detour anyway, assuring her that the gas tank was full, the tires brand new, and that it was a recent model Explorer, so what could possibly go awry? The sound of that "THUNK" made me regret the decision. Not because we had broken down, but because she was proved correct. A circumstance that no male can easily tolerate.
"Well, now what?" she demanded.
I said the only thing that any red blooded American man could say under such circumstances... "We have time, want to fuck?"
"Honestly!" she said... "THAT's all you EVER think about!" ... a moment passed... "OK" she agreed. I reached behind the rear seat to where I always keep a blanket. I ran to her side of the car and helped her out. In the late afternoon sun, the shadows accentuated her lovely breasts and her short skirt made her legs appear even longer. There was a small pond off to the side of the road and removed from it's view. I encircled her waist with my arm and we walked toward it, choosing a clearing to spread the blanket.
The sun was warm this far south and there was practically no breeze. Disrobing was not uncomfortable and I watched as she shrugged off her blouse, her bra, her skirt and panties. She looked much like a wood nymph out for a cavort in the pond. I folded my clothes in a pile near hers and I made what I thought was a gentlemanly proposal--- "I'll eat you first, lie back on the blanket, baby."
"Mmmmmm"...she pondered..."No... I want to see that big gun stiff and hard, then I want you to take me from behind. Come over here..." she said as she knelt on the blanket. I stood in front of her, feet apart, my semi-rigid cock dangling and near twitching with expectation. Her hands flattened against my thighs and her face nuzzled the semi-erect rod, her nose pushing it to the side as she playfully licked my balls. One hand gently reached for, and held, the shaft while the other reached through my legs, and, grabbing my ass, pulled my torso forward as her hungry mouth swallowed my cock. I uttered a four letter word in appreciation of this act. My cock instantly became rock hard and she spent some wonderfully long minutes pulling it in and out of her lovely lips. The head glistened in the diminishing light, her hair radiant as I watched her expertly suck me.