One of my favorite experiences happened about ten years ago, and is the absolute truth.
I had taken a job working at a health care facility doing maintenance/repairs part of the week and night security the rest. The job also required that I work Sundays, which was no big deal since I cared about church just about as much as NFL football, which was not at all.
Anyway, I worked with several ladies that did house cleaning services. They ran a pretty-large gamut, from one that was my age and cute to one's that were older, so-so housewives and then some. One particular lady was the horniest of the bunch. Virtually from the moment she laid eyes on me she was all over me like flies on a rib roast. I'm often told that I am 'hot' or whatever, never had any confidence or ego where things like that are concerned. I missed out on many opportunities in my youth by being clueless about signals that clearly indicated green.
Well, this lady, Kathy (actual name folks -what the hell?) wasn't really anyone I would give the time of day to. At the time I was fixing to move in with my fiance but the relationship was already crumbling, and would totally within about 3 months. Be that as it may, no matter how many filthy proposals or entendre's she'd toss my way I always deflected them quickly but politely. After all, I was in a relationship, and Kathy was married for crying out loud. I'm not like that at all, I just wanted none of her.
Time passed, and one day I was sitting in on one of the girls' bull sessions, where they stand around and cluck-cluck for 15 minutes before work. Kathy launched into one of her stories about one of her 'men'. Kathy pursued extra-martial affairs the way some people hunt antiques, or baseball cards. She told a particularly simple story about the time she has given head to a guy in the balcony of her church! Everybody guffawed, or winced as the case may be, at her blatantly whore-like behaviour. It seemed as though Kathy's husband refused her sex in any manner. The guy sounded like a real weird prick, and Kathy was so sex-starved you basically had to ask and you got.
I kind of felt bad for Kathy. I know how large sexual satisfaction looms in my worldview. I am in a constant state of horny, being part latin, I was born with a hard-on. Kathy's rampant cock-mongering was almost beyond her control, a situation her lousy husband had forced her into. I was sympathetic, and more, I was starting to get turned on.
I don't know what exactly it was about the church story, but I suppose just the thought that someone would do something so utterly wicked right there in the balcony stuck in my brain like a golf tee. I couldn't get the scenario out of my mind, her behaviour playing and re-playing out in my imagination. My brain began to hatch a scheme that just might make working Sunday's tolerable for us both.
The Sunday gals would load their carts full of cleaners, paper products, whatever they'd need first thing, then go about their rounds. As it happened, Kathy was the last one in the supply room, which also had a small inner-office for the boss. I alone had the key to the boss's office on the weekend, and he never came within a hundred miles of the place on his day off.
So, as Kathy got her cart together I sidled on over to her and struck up a conversation.
"Hey Kath, why don't you ever hit on me like you used to?" I asked.
" What's the use? You can only get turned down so many times."
"Well, maybe you gave up just a little too early."
"What are you saying?"
" I guess I'm just wondering if you're really the great cock-sucker you make yourself out to be."
Kathy looked dumbfounded. I knew it was the last thing she expected.
"Are you serious?"
"Sure. "
"Well, what are you thinking?" Kathy said, already moving a few steps closer.
"I can't really get away in the evenings. My girlfriend knows my whereabouts every second of the day and night and my chances of getting away are slim. However, we always have the office here. "